Stephen
stephenkeller.bsky.social
Stephen
@stephenkeller.bsky.social
what up fam, today we're gonna be dropping my latest decision about why it's legal for storm troopers to bust your door down without a warrant but FIRST I know a lot of you care about your privacy which is why I've partnered with NordVPN
Judge Lawrence VanDyke, a far-right Trump appointee, uploaded a YouTube video as part of his dissent from a new decision upholding California's large-capacity magazine ban. He provides a tutorial, in his robes, on how magazines work, using real guns. Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMC7...
March 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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remembering my favorite part of the beatles doc
December 7, 2024 at 11:50 PM
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One of my favorite things about conservative intellectuals is that they never have thoughts about Fyodor Dostoevsky but if you ask them about Gaston or Pumbaa it’s like ok buckle up
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1. murder your brother & starve your tribe
2. be vain and jealous of your stepdaughter
3. look old & ugly when trying to murder your stepdaughter
4. lead a mob to murder your love interest's crush
December 30, 2023 at 2:26 PM
I will not believe this site has replaced Twitter until I can see my favorite athletes posting “Damn, anyone else remember Spongebob Squarepants? 🤣“
July 28, 2023 at 5:26 AM
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hey all! if you follow me on twitter, you know the drill. as more and more people join this platform, i think it would be valuable to gather some demographic info. please repost this if you are a total dipshit, and simply hit the like button if you're only kind of a dipshit. thanks!
July 15, 2023 at 4:49 PM
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How Couples Argue Today

Wife: friendly reminder, theres 4 invites in your Bsky and none are for me. guess im in the "find out" phase of our "fuck around" situationship

Husband: those are for clouted OF twitter models that might need an oasis from the hellsite?????? but i hope you can grow and heal
July 3, 2023 at 9:30 PM
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The thing about Twitter is that the reason for leaving has shifted from annoying and unfunny posts being shoved in your face to genuine advocation for hatred directed at one specific group and there’s no way that shit is going to turn out ok
June 21, 2023 at 4:06 PM
The Elon stuff on Twitter has really stopped being funny, now it just kind of makes my stomach hurt.
June 21, 2023 at 3:16 PM
The number one question climate scientists need to answer: will climate change give us warmer, drier air in the Pacific Northwest, thus allowing the Seattle Mariners to hit more homeruns while playing at home? Where are the models on this topic???
June 13, 2023 at 11:10 PM
The entire premise of Blue Sky -- what if we just made Twitter again -- is so stupid it should not work. And yet.
June 13, 2023 at 8:28 PM