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thawed caveman on rampage vs marine listening to eminem. who you got?
roy orbison youtube comment:
buried my dad in 2011. buried my son in 2021. played this song at both funerals. beautiful voice

traveling wilburys youtube comment:
legendary group. i couldn't cry after losing my custody battle until i went home and listened to "Handle with Care"
January 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
SlaveToMyGoddess paid you $20.00:

“brother life insurance just hit🔥”
January 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
ive just been held uncountable for my fractions
November 24, 2024 at 6:25 PM
supportive tshirt that looks like

⬆️ the man
⬇️ the myth
🫵 the legend
November 24, 2024 at 2:22 AM
been pushing myself with cardio lately. up to 20 min of running. previous PR was 15. last 5 were hell. tried every tactic to keep going, even the ones i use to last longer during sex: visualizing a rotting wound, my dick impaled with glass, or that im in the holocaust, falling out of a guard tower
July 30, 2023 at 12:53 PM
unmarried guy with a mortgage [recording selfie rant for tiktok]:
you NEED violent men in an apocalypse scenario. when shit goes down theyre going to become warlords and lead humanity into survival

me [visible in background reading the art of war upside down in order to discover the art of peace]:
July 10, 2023 at 10:17 PM
Hard to be a God
July 8, 2023 at 10:53 PM
July 8, 2023 at 1:37 PM
those 🌸 uwu drink water 🌸 jerks are right because i know 4 people who have been hospitalized for dehydration alone
July 7, 2023 at 7:17 PM
you gonna wield whatever i pull out of this stone
July 6, 2023 at 2:21 PM
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If This Ain't Too Damn True 😂
July 3, 2023 at 1:24 PM
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Viral Bluesky “Post” : This summer i need all men wearing either short shorts or grey sweatpants. Idc.

Me (never seen a computer before): God damn this book bright as hell
July 4, 2023 at 10:15 PM
the nichols tape of the second arrangement has been out for like two weeks and there are still people posting restored versions of the warped one. this is like those japanese guys in the 70s. no not the ww2 holdouts just like regular japanese guys in the 70s
July 4, 2023 at 10:17 PM
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who's gonna post the first fire-ass nude on bluesky! 🫣🔥

my uncle Jovenovich, who doted upon me in my youth:
I pray God each night He either restore you to the light of grace, or He make something terrible and mortal befall you, to further this charade against a once-beautiful child no longer
July 1, 2023 at 10:19 PM
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i shan’t be celebrating any country where a sandwich costs $15
July 4, 2023 at 9:36 PM
bluesky should add a “mutuals in common” display to a profile youre looking at so you can figure out how many fake friends you have
July 4, 2023 at 9:28 PM
where our all the 4th of july shawties who want to rock with a socialist who hates american imperialism but is still patriotic!
July 4, 2023 at 2:37 PM
katy lied! you can see it in her i'd! hum.. hum... my suprise! when when i you!

CAN YOU HEAR ME DR YOU!
July 4, 2023 at 2:05 PM
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Goin to the 4th July function and it’s a bunch of dudes doing this
July 4, 2023 at 1:38 PM
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"Knee high by the fourth of July" A rhyme I made up to track the growth of my homunculus
June 19, 2023 at 1:50 PM
getting the “are you okay?”/“im just a little tired haha” at 26:
alone, no friends, demeaning job. 100k in debt. havent been touched in 5 years

getting it at 33:
ate so many ribs slathered in “bone sucking sauce” at 11pm that your 23 year old gf kept hitting you in your sleep for making pug noises
July 4, 2023 at 12:44 PM
How Couples Argue Today

Wife: friendly reminder, theres 4 invites in your Bsky and none are for me. guess im in the "find out" phase of our "fuck around" situationship

Husband: those are for clouted OF twitter models that might need an oasis from the hellsite?????? but i hope you can grow and heal
July 3, 2023 at 9:30 PM
[Kurzgesagt voice] The mother insisted her child's name was spelled Le—a. Now, how would one expect to pronounce this? Lea? Well,
July 3, 2023 at 8:28 PM
you know what, the bluesky conga line pile-on is much better than the twitter one because you dont have to see the moron who made it a million times inside a QT
July 3, 2023 at 7:35 PM