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Stephanie Faye
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3AM. Buckingham Palace. Bring a dead dog.
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Hugh Bonneville started his live ITV London News interview on Downton Abbey by talking about Gaza.
September 4, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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; big respect to this kid being interviewed live about his A-level results who takes the opportunity to say "free Palestine!" and highlight that the BBC is complicit in genocide, while the journalist stumbles awkwardly to respond. 👏🏻🇵🇸

#FreePalestine #Gaza
August 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Recently I've started putting BBC Breakfast on in the background in the mornings, a show I now understand to be entirely dedicated to Remembrance. I need someone to do the maths on how much of this broadcast is just b-roll of cenotaphs.
August 5, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I require Amol Rajan to lose his job on University Challenge immediately.

youtu.be/rAsbPl_-fAY?...
The Hole in The Ring - That Mitchell and Webb Look
YouTube video by cazsnozebun
youtu.be
July 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
OH MY GOD 😭
Tiny Chef announces his show has been cancelled at Nickelodeon after 2 seasons and 41 episodes.
June 26, 2025 at 9:18 AM
OK but I fully read this in John Lithgow's voice as well and it checks out.
June 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Just saw an impromptu Paul McCartney perform Can't Buy Me Love live and screamed so hard I understand Beatlemania.
June 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
June 6, 2025 at 11:45 AM
you don't need to ask me how my week is going, you simply need to know that I have just typed the word "Batman" into a box asking for my surname
June 5, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Steve Winwood and Dhani Harrison confirmed for ELO's final gig means somehow I am realising a pipedream of getting to see all the alive ones from the greatest video ever recorded and I feel like my frontal lobe is about to launch into space.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SFN...
Prince, Tom Petty, Steve Winwood, Jeff Lynne, more - "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" | 2004 Induction
YouTube video by Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
www.youtube.com
June 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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“We need a Joe Rogan of the left” no we need climate Lenin
May 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Had my surgery yesterday and he was back to his old dour self in my pre-op meet until he spotted I was watching the new Bridget Jones, lit up, and went off one one about how much he loved it. WHO IS THIS MAN?
Had a letter from the extremely dour surgeon I met on Friday who appeared to be entirely impervious to my charms. He referred to me as a "delightful young woman". So for noticing those three things alone, he needn't stop at taking three of my teeth out, he can have as many as he bloody likes.
May 17, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Big Ben's face is pixelated on the news. I hope this will adequately protect its identity.
May 16, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Once again a reminder of Michel Londry (washing machine) Jean LeJardin (smart garden) and Jacques Shoerack (...shoerack) because if you're not naming inanimate household objects after french men what are you doing.
husband: hey look i got you a label maker

husband, 1 week later: why does our hamper say "osama bin laundry"
May 14, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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Daniel is absolutely right and also I would like to go on record stating that I think all art should be 100x hornier
May 14, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Sony’s Japanese Minidisc ads with Jamiroquai are straight up iconic
May 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Off to Lille in a couple of weeks and thought I'd read about the guy the stadium there is named after and have realised I've totally stopped believing politicians could be like this. He's like a mythical creature.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierre_...
Pierre Mauroy - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
May 11, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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kylie: 🎵i'm spinning around🎵

me: lol cool have fun

kylie: 🎵move out of my way🎵

me: what wait no that's not... kylie listen this is not how we build a society
May 10, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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Britain, where even our most historically notorious iconoclasts are basically just boring driving gloves Tories wearing clown outfits
May 8, 2025 at 9:10 AM
This is Chris Morris' world and we're just living in it.
May 8, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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black smoke from the sistine chapel, as the papal conclave has failed to successfully burn all evidence of centuries of coordinated child abuse
May 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Spending from now until whenever my surgery is rescheduled worrying that my teeth are now in some kind of Final Destination scenario. They should not have survived past today.
Surgery got cancelled so now my teeth are spoilt and confused.
8 days until my surgery so treating my wisdom teeth with the time of their lives like old dogs about to go live on a nice farm upstate.
May 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES
ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES
SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES
ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES
SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES
ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES
SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES
ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES

🎵

FILLING BOLOGNESE, HUH?
May 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Surgery got cancelled so now my teeth are spoilt and confused.
8 days until my surgery so treating my wisdom teeth with the time of their lives like old dogs about to go live on a nice farm upstate.
May 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM