Stephanie Faye
@stephaniefaye.bsky.social
3AM. Buckingham Palace. Bring a dead dog.
I'm just one of those little fainting girls from the 1960s
June 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I'm just one of those little fainting girls from the 1960s
Big Ben's face is pixelated on the news. I hope this will adequately protect its identity.
May 16, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Big Ben's face is pixelated on the news. I hope this will adequately protect its identity.
This is Chris Morris' world and we're just living in it.
May 8, 2025 at 9:37 AM
This is Chris Morris' world and we're just living in it.
Barely a day goes by that I don't mutter "I am now telling the computer *exactly* whet he can do with a lifetime's supply of chocolate" to myself.
April 30, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Barely a day goes by that I don't mutter "I am now telling the computer *exactly* whet he can do with a lifetime's supply of chocolate" to myself.
A bloody little dream come true tonight.
March 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
A bloody little dream come true tonight.
This franchise makes no sense
March 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
This franchise makes no sense
We don't have coke, is pepsi OK?
February 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
We don't have coke, is pepsi OK?
Well, that's gone now.
January 25, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Well, that's gone now.
Blessed by Apollo but I'm not flipping happy about it.
January 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Blessed by Apollo but I'm not flipping happy about it.
It's how I'd high five if I had no one to practice them with too.
January 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
It's how I'd high five if I had no one to practice them with too.
The dizzying heights of getting the perfect cracker prize to handle the annual scratchcard. The crushing disappointment of winning fuck and all ruining my new screwdriver in the process.
December 25, 2024 at 5:58 PM
The dizzying heights of getting the perfect cracker prize to handle the annual scratchcard. The crushing disappointment of winning fuck and all ruining my new screwdriver in the process.
Thank god the next line said fresco lunch
December 11, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Thank god the next line said fresco lunch
The entire concept of INCEPTION was based on this customer service response.
Apropos of nothing, I don't really recommend Holafly...
Apropos of nothing, I don't really recommend Holafly...
December 10, 2024 at 4:37 PM
The entire concept of INCEPTION was based on this customer service response.
Apropos of nothing, I don't really recommend Holafly...
Apropos of nothing, I don't really recommend Holafly...
Yeah sure, Welsh, why not?
December 9, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Yeah sure, Welsh, why not?
Ben Kingsley being referred to as SBK on this call sheet only confirms everything I have ever heard about Ben Kingsley
December 6, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Ben Kingsley being referred to as SBK on this call sheet only confirms everything I have ever heard about Ben Kingsley
My first year in living memory without Mitski or Lana making an appearance but still not beating the sexy sad girl allegations.
December 4, 2024 at 1:25 PM
My first year in living memory without Mitski or Lana making an appearance but still not beating the sexy sad girl allegations.
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie
November 28, 2024 at 11:56 PM
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie
BORING. GET RID.
November 28, 2024 at 10:13 AM
BORING. GET RID.
There are items in my American pick and mix which are entirely indistinguishable from 90s bath pearls in shape, texture, and taste.
November 27, 2024 at 10:07 PM
There are items in my American pick and mix which are entirely indistinguishable from 90s bath pearls in shape, texture, and taste.
Just an A+ typo
November 26, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Just an A+ typo
America, we need to talk. What is a strawberry if not the main red fruit?
November 17, 2024 at 8:32 AM
America, we need to talk. What is a strawberry if not the main red fruit?
Maybe someone on bluesky knows. What do you traditionally do when Steven Berkoff has nicked something you drew 13 years ago and is using it on his website?
November 12, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Maybe someone on bluesky knows. What do you traditionally do when Steven Berkoff has nicked something you drew 13 years ago and is using it on his website?
Without thinking, retweet with the first Simpsons joke that comes into your head
November 12, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Without thinking, retweet with the first Simpsons joke that comes into your head