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Patron saint of The Church of St. Derr.
The night is dark and full of standard errors.
My opinions are my own. Nobody else wants them...
Posts in Danish, English and C.

I was stderrdk on Twitter.
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they call it a hex editor bc you are casting little spells on the computer
September 27, 2025 at 12:12 PM
On October 30th 1969, at 06:30 UTC, the first message ever was sent via #ARPANET.

And it all went downhill from there...

#TodayInHistory
October 30, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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"Return of the Obra Dinn" is seven years old this week.

For this not-particularly-special anniversary, here's a re-cammed and narrated timelapse of (nearly) all character creation, object modeling, scene posing, and general 3D work for Obra Dinn from 2015 to 2018:

youtu.be/90vqCKEEj3s
Return of the Obra Dinn - Narrated Modeling Mega Timelapse
YouTube video by Lucas Pope
youtu.be
October 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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We lost Dennis Ritchie on this day 14 years ago.
Father of the C programming language. Co-developer of Unix.

Never forget the man who helped build the foundation of modern computing, yet whose passing was so brutally overshadowed by a sleazy salesman who disowned his own daughter.
October 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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October 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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September 25, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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I finally cleaned up my messy cablework
September 25, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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September 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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September 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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wikipedia provides a wealth of knowledge
August 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Congratulations to #Debian on its 0x20 birthday!
August 16, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
May 12, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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April 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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I woke up this morning to find that Twitch banned 8 of my emotes, all of which I've had for multiple years with no issue. These are not sexually explicit in nature. Even the 'Sussy' emote was intentionally allowed by Twitch last year.... This is my branding.... I'm honestly devastated
April 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Lmao. Saw this on other social. Exploits of mom 2025 edition
April 12, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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All of these spoke to me, deeply.
April 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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it's the anniversary of the time a grandma accidentally cut off the whole country's internet while digging around for scrap metal
March 28, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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the USA is going to be the first country to ever experience a national shortage of curly braces.
March 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Lmao 🤣 savages
March 27, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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TS/SCI means the information must be transmitted over Text or Signal with Some Civilians Invited
March 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Me in the national security team group chat
March 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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March 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Donald Trump has vowed to deport millions and jail his enemies. To carry out that agenda, his administration will exploit America’s digital surveillance machine. Here are some steps you can take to evade it.

@lhn.bsky.social has a guide for you:
www.wired.com/story/the-wi...
March 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM