Unorthodox Pastafarian
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“Our Lady of Occasional Certitude,” a fringe sect of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
You’ll like our religion - our afterlife includes a beer volcano.
touched by his noodly appendage > rapture.
Join us!
ALL ARE WELCOME HERE !!
~R’Amen
You’ll like our religion - our afterlife includes a beer volcano.
touched by his noodly appendage > rapture.
Join us!
ALL ARE WELCOME HERE !!
~R’Amen
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“If you need to believe in a higher power to help get you through the uncertainty of life’s journey…believe in me.”
I mean, why not?
~R’amen
I mean, why not?
~R’amen
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America has never been perfect … not even close … but overnight we have gone from a reliable partner in the world, to a dangerous pariah.
I, for one, resent the hell out of it; and a majority of Americans do as well.
I, for one, resent the hell out of it; and a majority of Americans do as well.
January 20, 2026 at 8:50 PM
America has never been perfect … not even close … but overnight we have gone from a reliable partner in the world, to a dangerous pariah.
I, for one, resent the hell out of it; and a majority of Americans do as well.
I, for one, resent the hell out of it; and a majority of Americans do as well.
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"Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool” - Mark Twain
January 20, 2026 at 12:06 PM
"Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool” - Mark Twain
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This expresses so simply and so well the fundamental position the normal, average American finds themself in right now. It’s certainly how I feel. “We don’t have a choice.”
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January 20, 2026 at 7:10 AM
This expresses so simply and so well the fundamental position the normal, average American finds themself in right now. It’s certainly how I feel. “We don’t have a choice.”
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I don’t have any expectation that the untrained fascist bully boys will follow this, but it will help establish the legal framework for bringing this entire travesty down.
This preliminary win matters for every Minnesotan exercising their constitutional right to peaceful protest and witness. Thank you to the ACLU and the plaintiffs for standing firm in defense of this bedrock freedom.
Under this ruling, ICE agents may not:
Under this ruling, ICE agents may not:
January 17, 2026 at 9:52 PM
I don’t have any expectation that the untrained fascist bully boys will follow this, but it will help establish the legal framework for bringing this entire travesty down.
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My guys.
they want you to think minneapolis is dangerous. more of brass solidarity band performing today at powderhorn park at the anti ICE protest after their agent killed renee good. the band is made up of community members around george floyd square and they bring joy to every action they appear at
January 14, 2026 at 4:01 AM
My guys.
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🚨ON JANUARY 20 — JOIN THE NATIONWIDE SHUTDOWN!
On the one year anniversary of Trump taking office for the second time, millions of people across the country will walk out of work and school in opposition to the Trump administration’s racist, billionaire program.
Answer the call and join us.
On the one year anniversary of Trump taking office for the second time, millions of people across the country will walk out of work and school in opposition to the Trump administration’s racist, billionaire program.
Answer the call and join us.
January 13, 2026 at 7:36 PM
🚨ON JANUARY 20 — JOIN THE NATIONWIDE SHUTDOWN!
On the one year anniversary of Trump taking office for the second time, millions of people across the country will walk out of work and school in opposition to the Trump administration’s racist, billionaire program.
Answer the call and join us.
On the one year anniversary of Trump taking office for the second time, millions of people across the country will walk out of work and school in opposition to the Trump administration’s racist, billionaire program.
Answer the call and join us.
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Incrementalism doesn’t work. I used to be an advocate for it. That was wrong. We can’t chip away at the rot in hopes of laying the ground work for big change later. We have to go in blasting now.
Abolish ICE. Raze his ballroom. Defund all his shit. Jail the crooks. Restore America.
Abolish ICE. Raze his ballroom. Defund all his shit. Jail the crooks. Restore America.
January 13, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Incrementalism doesn’t work. I used to be an advocate for it. That was wrong. We can’t chip away at the rot in hopes of laying the ground work for big change later. We have to go in blasting now.
Abolish ICE. Raze his ballroom. Defund all his shit. Jail the crooks. Restore America.
Abolish ICE. Raze his ballroom. Defund all his shit. Jail the crooks. Restore America.
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We have not forgotten!
January 12, 2026 at 6:00 PM
We have not forgotten!
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Brass Solidarity Brass Band at today’s huge Powderhorn Park demonstration for “Good” in my old neighborhood.
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January 11, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Brass Solidarity Brass Band at today’s huge Powderhorn Park demonstration for “Good” in my old neighborhood.
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As my emails to my congressional reps are now answered with form letters instead of real communications, I have begun sending world leaders who are members of the UN to dispatch the UN peacekeeping forces to help to end the human rights violations happening here.
January 9, 2026 at 6:15 PM
As my emails to my congressional reps are now answered with form letters instead of real communications, I have begun sending world leaders who are members of the UN to dispatch the UN peacekeeping forces to help to end the human rights violations happening here.
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The shooter must be arrested and so does Bovino. This was blatant murder.
January 8, 2026 at 12:24 AM
The shooter must be arrested and so does Bovino. This was blatant murder.
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Following the Christian myth as a metaphor for life and how to negotiate its mysteries can be a fine thing.
Literally believing that an omniscient being rules heaven & earth, and loves & protects you, right up until he decides to spite & torture you … that’s insanity.
~R’Amen
Literally believing that an omniscient being rules heaven & earth, and loves & protects you, right up until he decides to spite & torture you … that’s insanity.
~R’Amen
a poster that says the meaning of life can only be found at the bottom of a pasta bowl ..
ALT: a poster that says the meaning of life can only be found at the bottom of a pasta bowl ..
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December 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Following the Christian myth as a metaphor for life and how to negotiate its mysteries can be a fine thing.
Literally believing that an omniscient being rules heaven & earth, and loves & protects you, right up until he decides to spite & torture you … that’s insanity.
~R’Amen
Literally believing that an omniscient being rules heaven & earth, and loves & protects you, right up until he decides to spite & torture you … that’s insanity.
~R’Amen
Here at the Unorthodox Pastafarian Church, Our Lady of Occasional Certitude, we simply draw the line at magic. We believe in reality.
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November 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Here at the Unorthodox Pastafarian Church, Our Lady of Occasional Certitude, we simply draw the line at magic. We believe in reality.
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A “Black Friday Boycott” and same for so-called “Cyber Monday” is a good idea. They’re marketing ploys anyway…but how about this? Whatever gifts, decorations, etc. you buy this year, get it all from your local shop or craftsman. No Amazon, Walmart, or big box anything. Period. Spend where it matters
November 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
A “Black Friday Boycott” and same for so-called “Cyber Monday” is a good idea. They’re marketing ploys anyway…but how about this? Whatever gifts, decorations, etc. you buy this year, get it all from your local shop or craftsman. No Amazon, Walmart, or big box anything. Period. Spend where it matters
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It feels like time to see this again…
November 7, 2025 at 10:00 AM
It feels like time to see this again…
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Really, the most shocking thing to me about Hillary Clinton’s “basket of deplorables” statement has been learning just how BiG that freaking basket 🧺 needed to be.
October 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Really, the most shocking thing to me about Hillary Clinton’s “basket of deplorables” statement has been learning just how BiG that freaking basket 🧺 needed to be.
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Religion is the source of telling people they are better than other people who don’t believe as they do. As long as that happens, there will never be peace. Division is the base of religion. That alone is why it is not a good. It is always the ultimate result.
October 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Religion is the source of telling people they are better than other people who don’t believe as they do. As long as that happens, there will never be peace. Division is the base of religion. That alone is why it is not a good. It is always the ultimate result.