HolyNoodles
@smugdragon.bsky.social
Pastafarian Propaganda. Posting 1 positive thing every day in this year of our Lord of Pastafarianism.
Day 44: The sluggard goes to the slog. The faithful go to beer volcano heaven. The FSM goes wherever he wants because he's never had a deadline since he finished creating this world. #PastaPositivity
February 20, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Day 44: The sluggard goes to the slog. The faithful go to beer volcano heaven. The FSM goes wherever he wants because he's never had a deadline since he finished creating this world. #PastaPositivity
Day 43: Luck from the FSM. #PastaPositivity
February 19, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Day 43: Luck from the FSM. #PastaPositivity
Day 42: The answer to the meaning of the universe and life itself? No thank you, I just wanted a crisp cheese sandwich and mental peace. #PastaPositivity
February 18, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Day 42: The answer to the meaning of the universe and life itself? No thank you, I just wanted a crisp cheese sandwich and mental peace. #PastaPositivity
Day 41: Today will be better because it needs to be. #PastaPositivity
February 17, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Day 41: Today will be better because it needs to be. #PastaPositivity
Day 40: Praying to the FSM for a Monday that disappears quickly enough for me to report it as a missing person. #PastaPositivity
February 16, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Day 40: Praying to the FSM for a Monday that disappears quickly enough for me to report it as a missing person. #PastaPositivity
Day 39: On Sunday, slow roll and tranquil prep for the week ahead hopefully. #PastaPositivity
February 15, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Day 39: On Sunday, slow roll and tranquil prep for the week ahead hopefully. #PastaPositivity
Day 38: Gratitude for good lessons learned, no matter how painful at the time. #PastaPositivity
February 14, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Day 38: Gratitude for good lessons learned, no matter how painful at the time. #PastaPositivity
Day 37: Before the coming of spring, give honor to the groundhog who is the messenger of the old weather gods and a minor god himself as recognized by the faithful of the FSM. #PastaPositivity
February 13, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Day 37: Before the coming of spring, give honor to the groundhog who is the messenger of the old weather gods and a minor god himself as recognized by the faithful of the FSM. #PastaPositivity
Day 36: Pasta give me strength oh lord and noodles give me fortitude as I return grumpily to the grind. #PastaPositivity
February 12, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Day 36: Pasta give me strength oh lord and noodles give me fortitude as I return grumpily to the grind. #PastaPositivity
Day 35: The joyful gratitude of no deadlines, and a white moon in a pale blue sky before the sun comes up. #PastaPositivity
February 11, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Day 35: The joyful gratitude of no deadlines, and a white moon in a pale blue sky before the sun comes up. #PastaPositivity
Day 34: Up before dawn, and the stars are the brightest I've ever seen. Beautiful. #PastaPositivity
February 10, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Day 34: Up before dawn, and the stars are the brightest I've ever seen. Beautiful. #PastaPositivity
Day 33: Mondays are never good, but with the help of the FSM and fresh made pasta with spicy meatballs, all can be endured. #PastaPositivity
February 8, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Day 33: Mondays are never good, but with the help of the FSM and fresh made pasta with spicy meatballs, all can be endured. #PastaPositivity
Day 32: The grind continues but so do the pepper mills of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, crushing slow but exceeding small. Have faith #PastaPositivity
February 8, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Day 32: The grind continues but so do the pepper mills of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, crushing slow but exceeding small. Have faith #PastaPositivity
Day 31: Woke up happy so this is the first time in a while I'm having sincerely positive vibes. Just goes to show how relentless optimism against the odds pays off. #PastaPositivity
February 7, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Day 31: Woke up happy so this is the first time in a while I'm having sincerely positive vibes. Just goes to show how relentless optimism against the odds pays off. #PastaPositivity
Day 30: Posting late because delayed gratification is also a hell of a drug. #PastaPositivity
February 6, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Day 30: Posting late because delayed gratification is also a hell of a drug. #PastaPositivity
Day 29: Running perpetually against time and still not giving up. There is still peace in chaos. #PastaPositivity
February 5, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Day 29: Running perpetually against time and still not giving up. There is still peace in chaos. #PastaPositivity
Day 28: The rhythm of a peaceful life grows closer and closer with every day. #PastaPositivity
February 4, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Day 28: The rhythm of a peaceful life grows closer and closer with every day. #PastaPositivity
Day 27: On my way to building to building the life I always wanted for myself. Mountain high and valley low #PastaPositivity
February 2, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Day 27: On my way to building to building the life I always wanted for myself. Mountain high and valley low #PastaPositivity
Day 26: Maybe 2026 is when I finally defeat the lure of staying home with potato chips and see more of the world. #PastaPositivity
February 2, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Day 26: Maybe 2026 is when I finally defeat the lure of staying home with potato chips and see more of the world. #PastaPositivity
Day 25: New month, new me? Hoping hard. #PastaPositivity
February 1, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Day 25: New month, new me? Hoping hard. #PastaPositivity
Day 24: Not sure how I'll survive but I'll survive. #PastaPositivity
January 31, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Day 24: Not sure how I'll survive but I'll survive. #PastaPositivity
Day 23: Green grass and leaves waving under dappled sunlight next to an old stone wall. The secret garden life. #PastaPositivity.
January 30, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Day 23: Green grass and leaves waving under dappled sunlight next to an old stone wall. The secret garden life. #PastaPositivity.
Day 22: Remembering the Mummy movies and how Imhotep in a loincloth awakened a bunch of people to the inherent possibilities of sarcophagi-based attraction makes me happy. #PastaPositivity
January 29, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Day 22: Remembering the Mummy movies and how Imhotep in a loincloth awakened a bunch of people to the inherent possibilities of sarcophagi-based attraction makes me happy. #PastaPositivity
Am I crazy or did Imhotep from the Mummy (1999) come back to life, marry a pianist and learn to love cats instead of fearing them? It's the same guy, right?
Right?
youtube.com/shorts/Ft5SQ...
Right?
youtube.com/shorts/Ft5SQ...
January 28, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Am I crazy or did Imhotep from the Mummy (1999) come back to life, marry a pianist and learn to love cats instead of fearing them? It's the same guy, right?
Right?
youtube.com/shorts/Ft5SQ...
Right?
youtube.com/shorts/Ft5SQ...
Day 21: Sunshine and the morning in your eyes. #PastaPositivity
January 28, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Day 21: Sunshine and the morning in your eyes. #PastaPositivity