Or maybe even pasta, by the grace of the holy and pure Flying Spaghetti Monster, our lord and savior.
All is not lost, tomorrow you wake up and probably get to eat oats. Perhaps an egg. The possibilities are endless.
October 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Or maybe even pasta, by the grace of the holy and pure Flying Spaghetti Monster, our lord and savior.
Please help your local pastafarians in case an emergency occurs.
August 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Please help your local pastafarians in case an emergency occurs.
By the grace of the lord of all things, they finally engineered the flying noodle
youtube.com/shorts/X21n7...
youtube.com/shorts/X21n7...
They Keep Pouring Hot Oil on These Noodles Until They Freeze Mid-Air!! #shorts
YouTube video by ChipsNation
youtube.com
July 18, 2025 at 4:57 AM
By the grace of the lord of all things, they finally engineered the flying noodle
youtube.com/shorts/X21n7...
youtube.com/shorts/X21n7...
A little more heartful of noodles today.
June 3, 2025 at 9:16 AM
A little more heartful of noodles today.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster approves this message.
May 29, 2025 at 8:02 AM
The Flying Spaghetti Monster approves this message.
The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
YouTube video by Alex Bale
youtu.be
May 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Our Lord's colleague has a point.
When you say something 100% true that people don’t want to hear, because it makes them feel ashamed for the evil things they have done and will continue to do, instead of changing their mind they just get really, really angry at you for saying the truth. This is why everything is so fucked up.
May 22, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Our Lord's colleague has a point.
Have you been touched today?
May 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Have you been touched today?
I don't have a pasta FSM meme about this. This is exactly what is happening, and it feels too ugly and real to be denied. Whichever god you pray to, pray.
May 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I don't have a pasta FSM meme about this. This is exactly what is happening, and it feels too ugly and real to be denied. Whichever god you pray to, pray.
Extremely simple logic, yes?
May 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Extremely simple logic, yes?
The holy FSM approves and is most pleased to grant the sanctimony of grace.
Joan of Arc, by Frank Schoonover, 1918, 📸 by Katie Chin
May 2, 2025 at 9:01 AM
The holy FSM approves and is most pleased to grant the sanctimony of grace.
This one is for you @donclyde63.bsky.social may you enjoy your Wednesday my dude.
youtube.com/watch?v=g1jJ...
youtube.com/watch?v=g1jJ...
Flying Spaghetti Monster
YouTube video by Noam Raby
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April 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
This one is for you @donclyde63.bsky.social may you enjoy your Wednesday my dude.
youtube.com/watch?v=g1jJ...
youtube.com/watch?v=g1jJ...
Sad to hear about the passing of our brother God's main man Pope Francis. He wasn't one of ours but he was a Friend Of Pasta and we miss him.
April 22, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Sad to hear about the passing of our brother God's main man Pope Francis. He wasn't one of ours but he was a Friend Of Pasta and we miss him.
Back after a week of not posting for the Lord the holy FSM and honestly with the world and the state it's in, we all need time to go offline and fish peacefully by the river of eternal time.
Anyway have a pasta post here. For science.
Anyway have a pasta post here. For science.
April 20, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Back after a week of not posting for the Lord the holy FSM and honestly with the world and the state it's in, we all need time to go offline and fish peacefully by the river of eternal time.
Anyway have a pasta post here. For science.
Anyway have a pasta post here. For science.
If you're looking forward to a bleak Monday as I am, remember that the FSM is always at your side 🍝🍝🍝🙏🙏🙏
April 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
If you're looking forward to a bleak Monday as I am, remember that the FSM is always at your side 🍝🍝🍝🙏🙏🙏
A miracle sent by the Lord and Pasta Savior! So many noodly appendages and yet the unbelievers will still be unconvinced.
April 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
A miracle sent by the Lord and Pasta Savior! So many noodly appendages and yet the unbelievers will still be unconvinced.
Light up the skies my Lord!
April 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Light up the skies my Lord!
The most beautiful Pastafarian hymn I have ever heard by the stupendously talented Whitney Avalon of the Church of the FSM.
Give praise y'all to the floating up there sauce-tossed god.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLIV...
Give praise y'all to the floating up there sauce-tossed god.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLIV...
My Very Favorite Hymn | Beautiful Worship Song "He Flies" | Church of FSM
YouTube video by Whitney Avalon
www.youtube.com
April 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The most beautiful Pastafarian hymn I have ever heard by the stupendously talented Whitney Avalon of the Church of the FSM.
Give praise y'all to the floating up there sauce-tossed god.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLIV...
Give praise y'all to the floating up there sauce-tossed god.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLIV...
The Founding Pasta.
April 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The Founding Pasta.
Changing my profile picture to something that matches better with Blue Sky but this is the full image that doesn't appear on pfp settings.
Image by Ra Rigatoni Smith on Pinterest. in.pinterest.com/cachinnator/
Image by Ra Rigatoni Smith on Pinterest. in.pinterest.com/cachinnator/
April 7, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Changing my profile picture to something that matches better with Blue Sky but this is the full image that doesn't appear on pfp settings.
Image by Ra Rigatoni Smith on Pinterest. in.pinterest.com/cachinnator/
Image by Ra Rigatoni Smith on Pinterest. in.pinterest.com/cachinnator/