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Pastafarian Propaganda
Please help your local pastafarians in case an emergency occurs.
August 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
August 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
August 16, 2025 at 8:58 AM
A little more heartful of noodles today.
June 3, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Have you been touched today?
May 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
May 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Extremely simple logic, yes?
May 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
April 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Sad to hear about the passing of our brother God's main man Pope Francis. He wasn't one of ours but he was a Friend Of Pasta and we miss him.
April 22, 2025 at 11:08 AM
April 22, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Back after a week of not posting for the Lord the holy FSM and honestly with the world and the state it's in, we all need time to go offline and fish peacefully by the river of eternal time.

Anyway have a pasta post here. For science.
April 20, 2025 at 5:33 AM
If you're looking forward to a bleak Monday as I am, remember that the FSM is always at your side 🍝🍝🍝🙏🙏🙏
April 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
A miracle sent by the Lord and Pasta Savior! So many noodly appendages and yet the unbelievers will still be unconvinced.
April 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Light up the skies my Lord!
April 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The Founding Pasta.
April 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Changing my profile picture to something that matches better with Blue Sky but this is the full image that doesn't appear on pfp settings.

Image by Ra Rigatoni Smith on Pinterest. in.pinterest.com/cachinnator/
April 7, 2025 at 7:43 AM
A glorious new day as the FSM holds up the skies for us all. May all your hopes and dreams shine bright this week.
April 7, 2025 at 7:29 AM
April 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Something a little sassy for this Thursday. The FSM is canonically extremely sex-positive of course.
April 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Blessings upon those of you starting something new and exciting today. However scary it feels, the FSM is with you, my brothers and sisters and non-binary comrades in pasta.
April 2, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Another one by John Coulthart.
March 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
An early sighting of the FSM, rendered beautifully by the artist Dave Pollot.
March 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The FSM says boop.
March 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Some TGIF love
March 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
If anybody else is feeling combative today, hit me up and let's start beef with some bigot somewhere together.
March 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM