Unorthodox Pastafarian
@staunchpastafarian.bsky.social
“Our Lady of Occasional Certitude,” a fringe sect of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
You’ll like our religion - our afterlife includes a beer volcano.
touched by his noodly appendage > rapture.
Join us!
ALL ARE WELCOME HERE !!
~R’Amen
You’ll like our religion - our afterlife includes a beer volcano.
touched by his noodly appendage > rapture.
Join us!
ALL ARE WELCOME HERE !!
~R’Amen
Self-mutilation
They were all rather lovely …
And now they’re grotesque
Apparently they were ugly inside and had to get it out.
They were all rather lovely …
And now they’re grotesque
Apparently they were ugly inside and had to get it out.
February 20, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Self-mutilation
They were all rather lovely …
And now they’re grotesque
Apparently they were ugly inside and had to get it out.
They were all rather lovely …
And now they’re grotesque
Apparently they were ugly inside and had to get it out.
Their god is so narcissistic … apparently he needs constant fawning attention.
February 19, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Their god is so narcissistic … apparently he needs constant fawning attention.
I remember her campaign. She brought about a lot of change, and was vilified in the process.
February 19, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I remember her campaign. She brought about a lot of change, and was vilified in the process.
We already know the meaning …
February 18, 2026 at 3:26 AM
We already know the meaning …
He doesn’t want children to explore their sexuality because … HE wants to explore it.
February 17, 2026 at 3:42 PM
He doesn’t want children to explore their sexuality because … HE wants to explore it.
Some are …. many have a very clear perspective on it.
February 15, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Some are …. many have a very clear perspective on it.
I like Monte too and support what she’s saying.
February 13, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I like Monte too and support what she’s saying.
Don’t count on it. There’s no comparison between Nixon & Trump.
February 11, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Don’t count on it. There’s no comparison between Nixon & Trump.
Wow … giving us one more reason to throw him in jail.
February 9, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Wow … giving us one more reason to throw him in jail.
Wish it would pick up the “fade away” pace a bit. Time is running out.
February 7, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Wish it would pick up the “fade away” pace a bit. Time is running out.
Try him for treason … then everything’s on the table.
February 6, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Try him for treason … then everything’s on the table.
He was a self-admitted sexual predator before the 2016 election … what do you think the Access Hollywood tape was? Answer: the admission of a sexual predator.
And America elected him anyway.
And America elected him anyway.
February 5, 2026 at 5:31 PM
He was a self-admitted sexual predator before the 2016 election … what do you think the Access Hollywood tape was? Answer: the admission of a sexual predator.
And America elected him anyway.
And America elected him anyway.
