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My dad was a toolmaker
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New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer.

This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
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Ben Jennings on Keir Starmer’s anxieties over Nigel Farage – cartoon
Ben Jennings on Keir Starmer’s anxieties over Nigel Farage – cartoon
The prime minister used his speech at the Labour party conference to attack the Reform UK leader
www.theguardian.com
October 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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September 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
dedicate this to Sexy Nigel
New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer.

This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
September 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
very accurate
Keir Starmer as Austin Powers trying to do a U-turn in a corridor

Requested by Chris Ayre and Greg Brookes
July 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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July 1, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Which animal are you feeling today?
July 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I'll let you all in on a secret its not Mayo...
Keir starmer eats a bowl of warm mayonnaise for every meal
July 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
ooo YES please im ready #FuckKeirStarmer
If you want anything done around here you have to do it yourself
July 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
just found out Wes is my son, makes a lot of sense when you think about it
Starmer and his son Wesley Streeting
July 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Its not been a good day today i think i may just leave and go full tory
July 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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This is an unkind/kind of a happy birthday song, which only makes sense if you know #Frozen & the troll song "Fixer Upper." So: niche. There are some rude words in our parody version, titled "F*&ker upper" (no kids were exposed/involved - don't ring in to complain 🫢)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5nX...
"F*&ker Upper" - Marsh Family parody of "Fixer Upper" from Frozen to mark Donald Trump's birthday
YouTube video by Marsh Family
www.youtube.com
June 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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LAPD out there like
June 9, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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June 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The only thing better than a Toolmaker, is a comicbookmaker,
and today im asking you to back Matthew Hardy publish the 3rd in his war of the world series THUNDER CHILD!
Its a great deal for the British people
May 20, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Seems im Joining the Deform Party.....

oooo nigel spank me some more so i can say racist things on behalf of the labour party.... oooo nigel
May 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
When im not looking at Tools or being kinky i like to talk about Transformers, i wish they could help me fight Putin, Farage & Trump
April 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Gross: The GOP is planning $5.3 TRILLION in tax cuts for their Sugar Daddy donors.

And WE are going to PAY for them through tariffs and cuts to our healthcare. #MAGABlowingYourTaxes
April 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
This chap has all the tools needed to write a Great Novel, I'd love it if he could help write party policy.
I'm a bit lost at the moment. i probably need some pegging before i turn in for the night. then i can start fresh after my void has been filled.
Garth Marenghi returns in:

Garth Marenghi’s ‘This Bursted Earth’

Available for pre-order now.

bio.to/garthmarenghi
March 31, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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To show your support for the cause of nullifying Brexit, can we get a #NullBrexit from everyone?
March 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I've become more and more jealous of that Ed Davey chap, while my father instilled in me a great knowledge of tool making. This Davey chap can do anything. He's the MP equivalent of a swiss army knife.
perhaps he's the Ultimate tool the one foretold in the scriptures who will light our darkest hour
March 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
20 days of Tools that have stuck with you. Repost with a gif/pic of a game etc. No Judgements

Day 20

#Toolmaker #DIY #Problemsolver #Labourfail
March 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
20 days of Tools that have stuck with you. Repost with a gif/pic of a game etc. No Judgements

Day 19

#Toolmaker #DIY #Problemsolver
March 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
20 days of Tools that have stuck with you. Repost with a gif/pic of a game etc. No Judgements

Day 18

#Toolmaker #DIY #Problemsolver
March 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Trump Announces New Visa Tier For Immigrants Who Will Be Friends With Barron
Trump Announces New Visa Tier For Immigrants Who Will Be Friends With Barron
WASHINGTON—Extending an offer to immigrants hoping to relocate to the United States, President Donald Trump unveiled a new type of visa Thursday for any foreign citizen willing to move to America to b...
theonion.com
March 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
20 days of Tools that have stuck with you. Repost with a gif/pic of a game etc. No Judgements

Day 17

#Toolmaker #DIY #Problemsolver
March 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM