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Starlotte
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Understander of OSRS ironwomen, putting 🏳️‍🌈 into videoed games. "Clumsy girlfailure with confident stance"
Every new play through of Bloodborne I sit there thinking about how the character should be gender-locked but alas. Still peak though.
September 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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ChatGPT: no, going “Azrael mode” can be dangerous for yourself and those around you.

Me: I am the avenging angel of God. The time of purification is at hand. Few shall be chosen.

ChatGPT: you’re right. Let’s look at that again with the addition context that you are the avenging angel of God.
August 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Tiny shark 🦈
#art #sharks
August 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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this is the kind of thing that would cause a folklorist in 1919 to declare that the Dalek costume goes back to pagan times
I love our town fair day, but there's always one violent idiot who has to ruin it for everyone, trundling around making threats.
August 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Rom the Vacuous Spider, Living Failures, Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos, Mergo's Wet Nurse, Orphan of Kos, Moon Presence, Darkbeast Paarl, Kos or some say Kosm, Plant eyes on our brains to cleanse our beastly idiocy,
going to go out on a limb and imagine this guy's not actually very good at conversations
August 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Writers should internalize Lao Tzu's lesson about how the emptiness at the center of a wheel is what makes it useful, and how a pot is valuable because of where the clay *isn't*. Corporate geek culture has warped us into thinking that negative spaces are flaws that need to be fixed.
Can't stress this enough: nobody fucking cares what he was up to
August 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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August 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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I think the recent criticism around Marvel's Spider-Man isn't necessarily the Universes Beyond aspect of it (as much as folks love to be critical of it), but more what Marvel generally symbolizes as a brand and as an intellectual property in the wider space. 🧵
I historically haven’t really cared that much about UB etc but the Spiderman completely eclipsing (haha) everything about Edge when Edge is so fucking sick has completely jokerified me
August 2, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Not even joking we gotta make this and esports betting illegal
July 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Stop spreading this garbage about em dashes in ACTUAL EDITED PROSE OH MY GOD.

Plenty of actual human beings know how to type em dashes! We’re called “writers” and “editors” — maybe you’ve heard of us?
July 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Wes Agar has lived with OCD since childhood - he spoke to daisy about the impact it's had on his life and his cricket.

Long read - lots of insight into a complex and misunderstood condition. Grateful he could be so candid for the first time 👇🏻

daisycutterzine.wordpress.com/2025/06/18/w...
June 18, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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GAME NARRATIVE PEOPLE: This is just the start of a campaign the Writers Guild of Great Britain's videogames committee is undertaking re correct and relevant credits for writers in games. Do please take a few mins to fill in the survey:
Credit Where Credit’s Due - Help needed for one last push!

If you missed this, or haven't had chance yet - take the moment today, we're almost there!!

To move our videogames credits campaign forward the WGGB’s Videogames Committee needs just a few more responses-
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June 18, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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June 16, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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actually unreal how funny this image is
June 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I feel like maybe, just maybe, If you need an external battery pack to keep your phone charged to record a concert you probably aren't having as much fun as you could have.
May 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Characterising right-wing voters as ignorant, salt-of-the-earth types feeds into their propaganda, but more importantly, it absolves them of all culpability in their politics. I’m tired of the pity party. They know exactly what they voted for and they can’t wait to rip the masks off.
Seeing some commentary on here and having some real flashbacks to the post-Brexit moment, when it was revealed that Boston, South Holland and East Lindsey were the biggest Leave-voting areas and it became acceptable for middle class political commentators to slag off the county as UK hillbillies.
NEW: Reform GAIN Lincolnshire Mayoralty

REFORM: 104,113
CONSERVATIVE: 64,585
LABOUR: 30,384
LINCS INDEPENDENTS: 19,991
GREEN: 15,040
LIB DEMS: 13,728

Turnout: 30%

Andrea Jenkyns elected.
First time a combined authority mayor has been won by a major party other than Lab/Tory.
May 2, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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don't make me invent the sign so I can tap it

________________________
| TV TROPES |
| AND THE HERO'S |
| JOURNEY ARE |
| JUST TOOLS IN A |
| WRITER'S TOOLKIT |
| THEY'RE NOT |
| INTRINSICALLY BAD |
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April 30, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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in the UK they have a van that drives around with a fake satellite antenna on top of it and the purpose of the van is to fool people into thinking they have a way to detect when trans people are using the wrong bathroom
April 20, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Having a melodramatic breakdown over shattering my wooden-handled pizza cutter.

Pros: no splinters somehow

Cons: why are my hands cursed to destroy whilst my heart burns to create
March 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Making the most vital of acquisitions these days... I haven't seen my sofa in months it belongs to the plushes now.

Me for scale.
March 22, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Forcing an estate agent to understand working (and the hours that entails) by withholding communication outside of 9-5 Mon-Fri.

Bro's a triple texter and I am not about that life.
March 11, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Clawing my way out of bed post-RF to play MH: Wilds.

Very impressed with how they've continued to evolve with this release, the gameplay itself feels exceptionally crisp and most importantly. Cephalopods.
March 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Boymode? No, no, that's a Sirsona.
February 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Flirted my way into yet another situation I can't flirt my way out of. Send help.
January 17, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Small creature for the timeline!
January 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM