a SMALL APPLE
@starlightatsea.bsky.social
Formerly known as geekchick lots of places, also starlightatsea@twt
She/they 💖💜💙
DC by way of MS/Memphis
Fan of monster smut, hockey (Caps), F1, Fairshaw, Steddyhands-flavor Canyonite, horror podcasts. Bifactional (Horde/Alliance). Cross-stitcher.
She/they 💖💜💙
DC by way of MS/Memphis
Fan of monster smut, hockey (Caps), F1, Fairshaw, Steddyhands-flavor Canyonite, horror podcasts. Bifactional (Horde/Alliance). Cross-stitcher.
Pinned
Context for the usual display name. I have laughed at this every time I've seen it for the last year.
Reposted by a SMALL APPLE
It’s over, y’all. We have a winner.
It's been SEVEN hours and
fifteen days
fifteen days
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
It’s over, y’all. We have a winner.
Reposted by a SMALL APPLE
“Explain the Leafs to me”
Imagine reading a choose your own adventure book but no matter what choice you make you die
Imagine reading a choose your own adventure book but no matter what choice you make you die
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
“Explain the Leafs to me”
Imagine reading a choose your own adventure book but no matter what choice you make you die
Imagine reading a choose your own adventure book but no matter what choice you make you die
Reposted by a SMALL APPLE
"You will be glad to hear that while you were out I took the opportunity to take your record collection out of alphabetical order and rearranged it by genre. You are welcome."
September 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
"You will be glad to hear that while you were out I took the opportunity to take your record collection out of alphabetical order and rearranged it by genre. You are welcome."
What I wish I was doing with my afternoon.
I leave the house for two hours and there he is, completely baked, upside down on the sofa, listening to psychedelic rock.
November 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
What I wish I was doing with my afternoon.
I have discovered that there is an arcade in Chicago that has both pinball AND an animatronic dog band doing Misfits covers, and I know exactly where I am stopping first next time I'm in the area.
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I have discovered that there is an arcade in Chicago that has both pinball AND an animatronic dog band doing Misfits covers, and I know exactly where I am stopping first next time I'm in the area.
Reposted by a SMALL APPLE
Shoutout to @thepwhl.com for always keeping their games free to watch. They are introducing the roster right now!!!
www.youtube.com/live/ALu_09K...
www.youtube.com/live/ALu_09K...
PWHL: Seattle Torrent at Vancouver Goldeneyes - November 21, 2025
YouTube video by The PWHL
www.youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Shoutout to @thepwhl.com for always keeping their games free to watch. They are introducing the roster right now!!!
www.youtube.com/live/ALu_09K...
www.youtube.com/live/ALu_09K...
Reposted by a SMALL APPLE
who is following you dorks that you feel the need to repeatedly post that mtg is not on the side of the angels. it feels like spending a lot of time telling people not to eat hams they find on the ground
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
who is following you dorks that you feel the need to repeatedly post that mtg is not on the side of the angels. it feels like spending a lot of time telling people not to eat hams they find on the ground
Reposted by a SMALL APPLE
here is written in the Feanorian characters according to the mode of Beleriand: goatse
(I'm very sorry)
(I'm very sorry)
November 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
here is written in the Feanorian characters according to the mode of Beleriand: goatse
(I'm very sorry)
(I'm very sorry)
Reposted by a SMALL APPLE
In honor of Link, who was banned for the crime of speaking truth to power, I am continuing Fund Me Friday in his stead. The last two Fridays have been delayed due to life stuff, but today I am back on the ball.
Post your mutual aid in this thread and I will retweet as long as I am able.
Post your mutual aid in this thread and I will retweet as long as I am able.
November 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
In honor of Link, who was banned for the crime of speaking truth to power, I am continuing Fund Me Friday in his stead. The last two Fridays have been delayed due to life stuff, but today I am back on the ball.
Post your mutual aid in this thread and I will retweet as long as I am able.
Post your mutual aid in this thread and I will retweet as long as I am able.
Because my home state wasn't batshit enough, my adopted state had to try to one-up them. 🧵
f you're going to write laws governing the internet, you should have to pass a proficiency exam. This feels like when our overeager non-tech sales guys would promise features to customers that couldn't exist
f you're going to write laws governing the internet, you should have to pass a proficiency exam. This feels like when our overeager non-tech sales guys would promise features to customers that couldn't exist
A state legislature -- hypothetically, let's say, oh, Virginia -- passes one of the fuckshit social media age verification and parental consent laws that are proliferating like kudzu. But just requiring age verification and parental consent isn't enough Thinking Of The Children (tm) for them!
November 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Because my home state wasn't batshit enough, my adopted state had to try to one-up them. 🧵
f you're going to write laws governing the internet, you should have to pass a proficiency exam. This feels like when our overeager non-tech sales guys would promise features to customers that couldn't exist
f you're going to write laws governing the internet, you should have to pass a proficiency exam. This feels like when our overeager non-tech sales guys would promise features to customers that couldn't exist
GIMME GIMME GIMME
#store
Have you seen my BRAND NEW coelacanths skirt??
These living fossils have swum all the way from the Cretaceous period to live in modern oceans, and now they can even swim around the hem of your skirt alongside other deep-sea critters against an enchanting starry background!
Have you seen my BRAND NEW coelacanths skirt??
These living fossils have swum all the way from the Cretaceous period to live in modern oceans, and now they can even swim around the hem of your skirt alongside other deep-sea critters against an enchanting starry background!
November 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
GIMME GIMME GIMME
Reposted by a SMALL APPLE
Want a free horror fantasy novelette? Just subscribe to my newsletter to claim it 😁
🔞 This story contains graphic violence, gore, (attempted) murder and explicit sexual content (human x non-human).
shimaira.eo.page
~
🩸📚😱📢📚💙🌶️📚 #DiscountBooks
🔞 This story contains graphic violence, gore, (attempted) murder and explicit sexual content (human x non-human).
shimaira.eo.page
~
🩸📚😱📢📚💙🌶️📚 #DiscountBooks
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Want a free horror fantasy novelette? Just subscribe to my newsletter to claim it 😁
🔞 This story contains graphic violence, gore, (attempted) murder and explicit sexual content (human x non-human).
shimaira.eo.page
~
🩸📚😱📢📚💙🌶️📚 #DiscountBooks
🔞 This story contains graphic violence, gore, (attempted) murder and explicit sexual content (human x non-human).
shimaira.eo.page
~
🩸📚😱📢📚💙🌶️📚 #DiscountBooks
Reposted by a SMALL APPLE
Felipe Massa can continue part of 'Crashgate' legal action, High Court judge rules - BBC Sport www.bbc.com/sport/formul...
Felipe Massa can continue part of 'Crashgate' legal action, High Court judge rules
Felipe Massa can continue part of his legal action over the 'Crashgate scandal' at the 2008 Singapore Grand Prix, but has other elements of his case dismissed by the High Court.
www.bbc.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Felipe Massa can continue part of 'Crashgate' legal action, High Court judge rules - BBC Sport www.bbc.com/sport/formul...
Reposted by a SMALL APPLE
Gary "Mani" Mounfield, bassist for the Stone Roses and Primal Scream, is dead at 63
Gary "Mani" Mounfield Of The Stone Roses & Primal Scream Dead At 63
Gary “Mani” Mounfield, the bassist who helped the Stone Roses define the Madchester era, then joined Primal Scream for some of their most vital works, has died. Mani’s brother Greg announced his death...
stereogum.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Gary "Mani" Mounfield, bassist for the Stone Roses and Primal Scream, is dead at 63
I think I love him.
I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I think I love him.
Reposted by a SMALL APPLE
fantasy novel where the fae are introduced to the concept of open source and it causes one million problems for everyone
November 20, 2025 at 2:18 AM
fantasy novel where the fae are introduced to the concept of open source and it causes one million problems for everyone
Reposted by a SMALL APPLE
the fae actually have the rights to take anyone into their realm who pressed "accept" on the GPL which is why you aren't supposed to put it in your installers. you have to do the whole transforming into a flaming sword and shit thing from tam lin to get out of it
Turning into my father one "the problem is no one reads enough books these days" grumble at a time
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
the fae actually have the rights to take anyone into their realm who pressed "accept" on the GPL which is why you aren't supposed to put it in your installers. you have to do the whole transforming into a flaming sword and shit thing from tam lin to get out of it
Making notes here.
Just panicked a scam caller. Answered the phone with "Communications Securities System. Investigation division. State your full name, affiliation, and date of birth to begin processing. This call is being recorded."
All I heard was "ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck" before they hung up.
It's a good day.
All I heard was "ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck" before they hung up.
It's a good day.
November 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Making notes here.
Why should I change? HE'S the one who sucks!
A Michigan man named JD Vance was sentenced for threatening to kill JD Vance. www.fox5ny.com/news/michiga...
Michigan man who shares same initials as JD Vance convicted of threatening to kill president, vice president
A Michigan man named JD Vance was sentenced for threatening to kill JD Vance.
www.fox5ny.com
November 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Why should I change? HE'S the one who sucks!
"Heated Rivalry" will get a US release, HOORAY!
But it's on HBO Max, BOOO!
But it's on HBO Max, BOOO!
November 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"Heated Rivalry" will get a US release, HOORAY!
But it's on HBO Max, BOOO!
But it's on HBO Max, BOOO!
Reposted by a SMALL APPLE
I'm giving away two signed copies of my (recently republished) book 21st-Century Yokel, with two postcards of this fab otters linocut by my mum, Jo.
Just repost this & pop a comment below to enter.
You might like it if you like:
Walking
Wildlife
Folklore
Bees
Ghosts
The Sea
Social history
Badgers
Just repost this & pop a comment below to enter.
You might like it if you like:
Walking
Wildlife
Folklore
Bees
Ghosts
The Sea
Social history
Badgers
November 19, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I'm giving away two signed copies of my (recently republished) book 21st-Century Yokel, with two postcards of this fab otters linocut by my mum, Jo.
Just repost this & pop a comment below to enter.
You might like it if you like:
Walking
Wildlife
Folklore
Bees
Ghosts
The Sea
Social history
Badgers
Just repost this & pop a comment below to enter.
You might like it if you like:
Walking
Wildlife
Folklore
Bees
Ghosts
The Sea
Social history
Badgers
I have a mighty need
Sometimes I see what Hillary has named an item and I think, well I can die happy now
www.peculiarityshop.com/product-page...
www.peculiarityshop.com/product-page...
November 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I have a mighty need
Reposted by a SMALL APPLE
My brother in christ, you are literally describing All Teh Apps. All of them. Shit, even video games fall into the category of "produces information to the government when required to do so."
November 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
My brother in christ, you are literally describing All Teh Apps. All of them. Shit, even video games fall into the category of "produces information to the government when required to do so."
Clearly there are some folks out there who have not internalized that EVERY DAY is Shut the Fuck Up Friday.
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Clearly there are some folks out there who have not internalized that EVERY DAY is Shut the Fuck Up Friday.
Every day this last cursèd week, man.
blessed to be able to read
cursed to be unable to resist reading
cursed to be unable to resist reading
November 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Every day this last cursèd week, man.