Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis)
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Starfleet Sapient Resources, at your service.
Parody account - run by https://bsky.app/profile/mabs.dk - he/him cis.
Posts starting with // are personal and outside of the parody, not always serious.
Parody account - run by https://bsky.app/profile/mabs.dk - he/him cis.
Posts starting with // are personal and outside of the parody, not always serious.
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Janeway was in a no-win situation with Tuvix.
On one hand:
She could've let half-Neelix live, at the cost of losing Tuvok.
On the other hand:
She could save Tuvok, at the cost of also saving the actual Neelix.
She probably chose the lesser of two wrongs, saving Tuvok
Janeway was in a no-win situation with Tuvix.
On one hand:
She could've let half-Neelix live, at the cost of losing Tuvok.
On the other hand:
She could save Tuvok, at the cost of also saving the actual Neelix.
She probably chose the lesser of two wrongs, saving Tuvok
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On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
@annoyedobrien.bsky.social Chief, I know you're a busy man, but could you have a look at the computer in my office?
It has gone Aussie... again.
youtube.com/shorts/UXUqh...
It has gone Aussie... again.
youtube.com/shorts/UXUqh...
Star Trek but the computer is Australian Ep2 #startrek #parody
YouTube video by Picard Looking
youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
@annoyedobrien.bsky.social Chief, I know you're a busy man, but could you have a look at the computer in my office?
It has gone Aussie... again.
youtube.com/shorts/UXUqh...
It has gone Aussie... again.
youtube.com/shorts/UXUqh...
Completely unrelated, Timmy had to be sent home because he was too damn high.
MY DELICIOUS MUFFINS!! STOLEN from Engineering!! THERE IS A MUFFIN THEIF AMONGST US
November 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Completely unrelated, Timmy had to be sent home because he was too damn high.
if you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
if you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
Klingon Doomgrass
youtu.be/cSwHobtSijA?...
youtu.be/cSwHobtSijA?...
batlh vIteqta’ | Klingon Doomgrass | A Star Trek Folk Metal Anthem (Original Song)
YouTube video by Lord OTT
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November 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Klingon Doomgrass
youtu.be/cSwHobtSijA?...
youtu.be/cSwHobtSijA?...
// The fact this makes complete sense, tells me this isn't the main ST universe we are in.
November 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
// The fact this makes complete sense, tells me this isn't the main ST universe we are in.
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November 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
// As a Dane and a Star Trek nerd, I NEED THIS www.lego.com/da-dk/produc...
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LEGO® Icons Star Trek-modelsæt til voksne
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November 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
// As a Dane and a Star Trek nerd, I NEED THIS www.lego.com/da-dk/produc...
We couldn't get The Bat'leth Boys for this years Yule Ball, but fret not thou shall still be entertained.
Sapient Resources are proud to announce we have booked Rebo & Zooty for this years entertainment.
"Zooty zoot zoot!"
Sapient Resources are proud to announce we have booked Rebo & Zooty for this years entertainment.
"Zooty zoot zoot!"
October 31, 2025 at 6:00 PM
We couldn't get The Bat'leth Boys for this years Yule Ball, but fret not thou shall still be entertained.
Sapient Resources are proud to announce we have booked Rebo & Zooty for this years entertainment.
"Zooty zoot zoot!"
Sapient Resources are proud to announce we have booked Rebo & Zooty for this years entertainment.
"Zooty zoot zoot!"
This was a crossover, I didn't know I needed. 🤣
#DoctorWho #SpiceGirls
www.facebook.com/reel/1353680...
#DoctorWho #SpiceGirls
www.facebook.com/reel/1353680...
216K views · 9.3K reactions | Asking The Thick of It’s Peter Capaldi to read song lyrics as Malcolm will never get old 😂
@realscottmills Big Guest Friday | Catch up on BBC Sounds! | BBC Radio 2
Asking The Thick of It’s Peter Capaldi to read song lyrics as Malcolm will never get old 😂
@realscottmills Big Guest Friday | Catch up on BBC Sounds!
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October 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
This was a crossover, I didn't know I needed. 🤣
#DoctorWho #SpiceGirls
www.facebook.com/reel/1353680...
#DoctorWho #SpiceGirls
www.facebook.com/reel/1353680...
Sapient Resources report of the day:
Lt. Barclay wanted to show initiative by getting rid of the temporal anomaly in Cargo bay three.
Unfortunately he only managed to shift it to Holodeck Two where Chief Engineer LaForge and Cmd Data was running a running a historical program.
Lt. Barclay wanted to show initiative by getting rid of the temporal anomaly in Cargo bay three.
Unfortunately he only managed to shift it to Holodeck Two where Chief Engineer LaForge and Cmd Data was running a running a historical program.
October 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Sapient Resources report of the day:
Lt. Barclay wanted to show initiative by getting rid of the temporal anomaly in Cargo bay three.
Unfortunately he only managed to shift it to Holodeck Two where Chief Engineer LaForge and Cmd Data was running a running a historical program.
Lt. Barclay wanted to show initiative by getting rid of the temporal anomaly in Cargo bay three.
Unfortunately he only managed to shift it to Holodeck Two where Chief Engineer LaForge and Cmd Data was running a running a historical program.
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I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone
October 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone
@rockinriker.bsky.social Your Halloween package has arrived, please come to the Sapient Resources Office to pick it up.
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October 26, 2025 at 10:09 AM
@rockinriker.bsky.social Your Halloween package has arrived, please come to the Sapient Resources Office to pick it up.
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Sapient Resources Rep log of the day:
Our new department name seems more and more ironic with the rapports I have to deal with.
SR case of the day: Commander Data and Lieutenant LaForge were messing around on the Holodeck during a level 5 plasma storm despite previous... incidents...
Our new department name seems more and more ironic with the rapports I have to deal with.
SR case of the day: Commander Data and Lieutenant LaForge were messing around on the Holodeck during a level 5 plasma storm despite previous... incidents...
October 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Sapient Resources Rep log of the day:
Our new department name seems more and more ironic with the rapports I have to deal with.
SR case of the day: Commander Data and Lieutenant LaForge were messing around on the Holodeck during a level 5 plasma storm despite previous... incidents...
Our new department name seems more and more ironic with the rapports I have to deal with.
SR case of the day: Commander Data and Lieutenant LaForge were messing around on the Holodeck during a level 5 plasma storm despite previous... incidents...
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That diaper is pretty full.
Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America
October 19, 2025 at 8:22 AM
That diaper is pretty full.
*sad sapient resource rep noises*
Picard mental health tip: When you lie down to sleep, instead of thinking about your failures, think about your successes.
October 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
*sad sapient resource rep noises*
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October 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Soylent Green rep shower thoughts:
I just can't bring myself to put our Timmy in the agony booth... What a guy.
Wait... didn't our counterpart in the boring universe... try to dump a bunch of their spare Timmy in our universe? They did!!!!
Meesa havin' a great idea!!!! Messa very stable genuis!!!!
I just can't bring myself to put our Timmy in the agony booth... What a guy.
Wait... didn't our counterpart in the boring universe... try to dump a bunch of their spare Timmy in our universe? They did!!!!
Meesa havin' a great idea!!!! Messa very stable genuis!!!!
October 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Soylent Green rep shower thoughts:
I just can't bring myself to put our Timmy in the agony booth... What a guy.
Wait... didn't our counterpart in the boring universe... try to dump a bunch of their spare Timmy in our universe? They did!!!!
Meesa havin' a great idea!!!! Messa very stable genuis!!!!
I just can't bring myself to put our Timmy in the agony booth... What a guy.
Wait... didn't our counterpart in the boring universe... try to dump a bunch of their spare Timmy in our universe? They did!!!!
Meesa havin' a great idea!!!! Messa very stable genuis!!!!
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Apparently Steve has been under the impression
that HR stands for Hamster resources. Which explains a lot.
that HR stands for Hamster resources. Which explains a lot.
October 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Apparently Steve has been under the impression
that HR stands for Hamster resources. Which explains a lot.
that HR stands for Hamster resources. Which explains a lot.
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“Someone” cancelled my family’s flight out of the country at the last second.
We got our boarding passes. We checked our bags. Went through security. Then at our gate our reservation ‘disappeared.’
We got our boarding passes. We checked our bags. Went through security. Then at our gate our reservation ‘disappeared.’
October 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
“Someone” cancelled my family’s flight out of the country at the last second.
We got our boarding passes. We checked our bags. Went through security. Then at our gate our reservation ‘disappeared.’
We got our boarding passes. We checked our bags. Went through security. Then at our gate our reservation ‘disappeared.’
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Oh shit, ANTIFA is suiting up!
October 9, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Oh shit, ANTIFA is suiting up!