Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis)
@starfleet-hr.mabs.dk
Starfleet Sapient Resources, at your service.
Parody account - run by https://bsky.app/profile/mabs.dk - he/him cis.
Posts starting with // are personal and outside of the parody, not always serious.
Parody account - run by https://bsky.app/profile/mabs.dk - he/him cis.
Posts starting with // are personal and outside of the parody, not always serious.
November 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
We couldn't get The Bat'leth Boys for this years Yule Ball, but fret not thou shall still be entertained.
Sapient Resources are proud to announce we have booked Rebo & Zooty for this years entertainment.
"Zooty zoot zoot!"
Sapient Resources are proud to announce we have booked Rebo & Zooty for this years entertainment.
"Zooty zoot zoot!"
October 31, 2025 at 6:00 PM
We couldn't get The Bat'leth Boys for this years Yule Ball, but fret not thou shall still be entertained.
Sapient Resources are proud to announce we have booked Rebo & Zooty for this years entertainment.
"Zooty zoot zoot!"
Sapient Resources are proud to announce we have booked Rebo & Zooty for this years entertainment.
"Zooty zoot zoot!"
@rockinriker.bsky.social Your Halloween package has arrived, please come to the Sapient Resources Office to pick it up.
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October 26, 2025 at 10:09 AM
@rockinriker.bsky.social Your Halloween package has arrived, please come to the Sapient Resources Office to pick it up.
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He just won't shut up.
// (Only Danes will get this joke)
// (Only Danes will get this joke)
October 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
He just won't shut up.
// (Only Danes will get this joke)
// (Only Danes will get this joke)
// Stolen from the book of faces.
October 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
// Stolen from the book of faces.
*swearing in Vulcan* there are two *more swearing in Vulcan* of them?
*Sobbing*
*Sobbing*
September 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
*swearing in Vulcan* there are two *more swearing in Vulcan* of them?
*Sobbing*
*Sobbing*
August 30, 2025 at 10:57 AM
From the country 🇩🇰 that gave us the city of Middelfart, the Island of Lolland and the "I fart" sign on elevators.
August 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
From the country 🇩🇰 that gave us the city of Middelfart, the Island of Lolland and the "I fart" sign on elevators.
August 12, 2025 at 11:26 AM
// Sean Astin will be a Comic Con Denmark 2025, this november.
I'm very tempted to try a cosplay as Twoflower from The Colour of Magic / Light fantastic.
But being me and not doing things without over complicating them; How do I make a suitcase with little legs that move? 🤔
I'm very tempted to try a cosplay as Twoflower from The Colour of Magic / Light fantastic.
But being me and not doing things without over complicating them; How do I make a suitcase with little legs that move? 🤔
August 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
// Sean Astin will be a Comic Con Denmark 2025, this november.
I'm very tempted to try a cosplay as Twoflower from The Colour of Magic / Light fantastic.
But being me and not doing things without over complicating them; How do I make a suitcase with little legs that move? 🤔
I'm very tempted to try a cosplay as Twoflower from The Colour of Magic / Light fantastic.
But being me and not doing things without over complicating them; How do I make a suitcase with little legs that move? 🤔
HR to Mr. @annoyedobrien.bsky.social,
I think there is a problem with the @replicatorunit.bsky.social in my office.
I just ordered a burrito and it was filled in the WRONG direction.
I think there is a problem with the @replicatorunit.bsky.social in my office.
I just ordered a burrito and it was filled in the WRONG direction.
August 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
HR to Mr. @annoyedobrien.bsky.social,
I think there is a problem with the @replicatorunit.bsky.social in my office.
I just ordered a burrito and it was filled in the WRONG direction.
I think there is a problem with the @replicatorunit.bsky.social in my office.
I just ordered a burrito and it was filled in the WRONG direction.
Not CJ?
August 6, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Not CJ?
Whatever you do, don't remove the beach bottle from that file.
July 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Whatever you do, don't remove the beach bottle from that file.
July 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
My Fantastic Four
July 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
My Fantastic Four
Computer, lets get the band back together. Run program "The Muppet Blues Brothers".
*Computer noises*
What do you mean @rockinriker.bsky.social is already running that program?
*Computer noises*
What do you mean @rockinriker.bsky.social is already running that program?
July 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Computer, lets get the band back together. Run program "The Muppet Blues Brothers".
*Computer noises*
What do you mean @rockinriker.bsky.social is already running that program?
*Computer noises*
What do you mean @rockinriker.bsky.social is already running that program?
I am as confused as you are.
July 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I am as confused as you are.
Happy Thor's Day 🇩🇰
July 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Happy Thor's Day 🇩🇰
The original Lower Decks
June 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The original Lower Decks
I don't want to hear THAT from someone who insists on wearing Crocs, despite them being banned within the Federation
June 17, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I don't want to hear THAT from someone who insists on wearing Crocs, despite them being banned within the Federation
// I knew, he reminded me of someone...
June 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
// I knew, he reminded me of someone...
May 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM