Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis)
starfleet-hr.mabs.dk
Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis)
@starfleet-hr.mabs.dk
Starfleet Sapient Resources, at your service.

Parody account - run by https://bsky.app/profile/mabs.dk - he/him cis.

Posts starting with // are personal and outside of the parody, not always serious.
We tried getting TARDIS storage.
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
That explains why DTI is here looking angry and confused.
November 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Not joining Sapient Resources or Department of Temporal Investigations is a good start.
November 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I swear, if the wormhole aliens get angry and turn things non-linear out here...
November 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
No, you cannot use the wormhole for garbage disposal.
November 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
When the pants fell.
November 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
True, but "Public urinal" is more fitting.
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
And see where that got you.
November 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I've been meaning to ask, you have transporter tech, right?
That means you have replicator tech too, so why didn't you just replicate all the air you need like a civilised star nation?
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
// That is true, I love the idea of the space boomers. They should really have done more with the concept and of course Travis.
November 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
@replicatorunit.bsky.social what is this? I orded a Courgette Pie.
November 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Not soon enough?
November 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I could sent you a few spare TImmys?
October 31, 2025 at 10:51 PM