Starfleet Sapient Resources (he/him - cis)
@starfleet-hr.mabs.dk
Starfleet Sapient Resources, at your service.
Parody account - run by https://bsky.app/profile/mabs.dk - he/him cis.
Posts starting with // are personal and outside of the parody, not always serious.
Parody account - run by https://bsky.app/profile/mabs.dk - he/him cis.
Posts starting with // are personal and outside of the parody, not always serious.
We tried getting TARDIS storage.
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
We tried getting TARDIS storage.
That explains why DTI is here looking angry and confused.
November 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
That explains why DTI is here looking angry and confused.
Not joining Sapient Resources or Department of Temporal Investigations is a good start.
November 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Not joining Sapient Resources or Department of Temporal Investigations is a good start.
I swear, if the wormhole aliens get angry and turn things non-linear out here...
November 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I swear, if the wormhole aliens get angry and turn things non-linear out here...
No, you cannot use the wormhole for garbage disposal.
November 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
No, you cannot use the wormhole for garbage disposal.
When the pants fell.
November 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
When the pants fell.
True, but "Public urinal" is more fitting.
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
True, but "Public urinal" is more fitting.
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
And see where that got you.
November 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
And see where that got you.
I've been meaning to ask, you have transporter tech, right?
That means you have replicator tech too, so why didn't you just replicate all the air you need like a civilised star nation?
That means you have replicator tech too, so why didn't you just replicate all the air you need like a civilised star nation?
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I've been meaning to ask, you have transporter tech, right?
That means you have replicator tech too, so why didn't you just replicate all the air you need like a civilised star nation?
That means you have replicator tech too, so why didn't you just replicate all the air you need like a civilised star nation?
// That is true, I love the idea of the space boomers. They should really have done more with the concept and of course Travis.
November 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
// That is true, I love the idea of the space boomers. They should really have done more with the concept and of course Travis.
@replicatorunit.bsky.social what is this? I orded a Courgette Pie.
November 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
@replicatorunit.bsky.social what is this? I orded a Courgette Pie.
LEGO made this ad for the set:
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November 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
LEGO made this ad for the set:
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Not soon enough?
November 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Not soon enough?
I could sent you a few spare TImmys?
October 31, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I could sent you a few spare TImmys?