Annoyed O’Brien
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I'm the Chief Engineer of this bloody station!!!
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THE REPLICATORS ARE LAUNCHING PEPPERMINT MOCHA QUARKA-FRAPPOS ACROSS THE PROMENADE WHILE JINGLE BELLS PLAYS ON A LOOP
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
THE REPLICATORS ARE LAUNCHING PEPPERMINT MOCHA QUARKA-FRAPPOS ACROSS THE PROMENADE WHILE JINGLE BELLS PLAYS ON A LOOP
Reposted by Annoyed O’Brien
Please help my dear friend Tasneem in Gaza. I'm posting a screenshot of her latest account as Bluesky constantly deletes Gazans. They are displaced, hungry and without work or resources. They rely entirely on our donations to survive.
Please give to Tasneem. And to others. ❤️🙏
tinyurl.com/Tasneemo
Please give to Tasneem. And to others. ❤️🙏
tinyurl.com/Tasneemo
November 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Please help my dear friend Tasneem in Gaza. I'm posting a screenshot of her latest account as Bluesky constantly deletes Gazans. They are displaced, hungry and without work or resources. They rely entirely on our donations to survive.
Please give to Tasneem. And to others. ❤️🙏
tinyurl.com/Tasneemo
Please give to Tasneem. And to others. ❤️🙏
tinyurl.com/Tasneemo
For THIS Tactical Friday, which is definitely an official DS9 thing and not something I invented, I’m wearing my tactical crocs, tactical socks, tactical jorts, tactical fanny pack, tactical tank top, and tactical fingerless gloves.
I’m gonna engineer the HELL outta this trebuchet!
Tactically.
I’m gonna engineer the HELL outta this trebuchet!
Tactically.
November 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
For THIS Tactical Friday, which is definitely an official DS9 thing and not something I invented, I’m wearing my tactical crocs, tactical socks, tactical jorts, tactical fanny pack, tactical tank top, and tactical fingerless gloves.
I’m gonna engineer the HELL outta this trebuchet!
Tactically.
I’m gonna engineer the HELL outta this trebuchet!
Tactically.
Nonsense Ensign! I’ve repaired the universal translators and they’re working perfectly! It took me all night but I BATHED IN MILK and that was the issue!
……wait
No I said I PLAYED IN SILK
NO!!
I said I MADE TIN STILTS
NO!!!!
I SAID I PLAYED IN FILTH
NO DAMMIT!!!
……wait
No I said I PLAYED IN SILK
NO!!
I said I MADE TIN STILTS
NO!!!!
I SAID I PLAYED IN FILTH
NO DAMMIT!!!
November 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Nonsense Ensign! I’ve repaired the universal translators and they’re working perfectly! It took me all night but I BATHED IN MILK and that was the issue!
……wait
No I said I PLAYED IN SILK
NO!!
I said I MADE TIN STILTS
NO!!!!
I SAID I PLAYED IN FILTH
NO DAMMIT!!!
……wait
No I said I PLAYED IN SILK
NO!!
I said I MADE TIN STILTS
NO!!!!
I SAID I PLAYED IN FILTH
NO DAMMIT!!!
THE REPLICATORS ARE PLUMMETING THE PROMENADE WITH PUMPKIN PIES
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
THE REPLICATORS ARE PLUMMETING THE PROMENADE WITH PUMPKIN PIES
Well Worf, it IS frustrating that Temporal Affairs didn’t let us go back in time and…deal…with Cheney, but on the plus side, this is the day he finally kicked the bucket so we can—hmm? Sorry, what’s that Klingon word mean?
“May his rotten soul burn in the fires of eternity”?
Oh, that’s a good one!
“May his rotten soul burn in the fires of eternity”?
Oh, that’s a good one!
November 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Well Worf, it IS frustrating that Temporal Affairs didn’t let us go back in time and…deal…with Cheney, but on the plus side, this is the day he finally kicked the bucket so we can—hmm? Sorry, what’s that Klingon word mean?
“May his rotten soul burn in the fires of eternity”?
Oh, that’s a good one!
“May his rotten soul burn in the fires of eternity”?
Oh, that’s a good one!
Welcome back to TUBE TALK, with me, your host, Chief Engineer O’Brien.
That’s Engineer. Not Plumber. So asking plumbing questions wouldn’t make sense would it?
Patch through the first hail, Rom!
Hello? Ms. Chloe Gedsync? HELLO
That’s Engineer. Not Plumber. So asking plumbing questions wouldn’t make sense would it?
Patch through the first hail, Rom!
Hello? Ms. Chloe Gedsync? HELLO
November 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Welcome back to TUBE TALK, with me, your host, Chief Engineer O’Brien.
That’s Engineer. Not Plumber. So asking plumbing questions wouldn’t make sense would it?
Patch through the first hail, Rom!
Hello? Ms. Chloe Gedsync? HELLO
That’s Engineer. Not Plumber. So asking plumbing questions wouldn’t make sense would it?
Patch through the first hail, Rom!
Hello? Ms. Chloe Gedsync? HELLO
BBBUURRRRPH wow excuse me Ensign, Quark’s new “Seven Of Salsa” breakfast burrito special is BLLUURRRP actin’ up on me! WELP now that we’ve had our coffee let’s climb single file into this crawlspace and get to work! FOLLOW ME!!
November 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
BBBUURRRRPH wow excuse me Ensign, Quark’s new “Seven Of Salsa” breakfast burrito special is BLLUURRRP actin’ up on me! WELP now that we’ve had our coffee let’s climb single file into this crawlspace and get to work! FOLLOW ME!!
Ok, time to put on my Halloween costume and—damn garterhose it always snags—wups hit the transporter control panel there—NO—the GUY FIERI holoprogram!!! Activating!!! MERGING WITH MEEEEEEEIIIIEEAAAA—-
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WELCOME TO DINERS, DS9 & THE PROMENADE DUDEROONIES!!!!
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WELCOME TO DINERS, DS9 & THE PROMENADE DUDEROONIES!!!!
October 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Ok, time to put on my Halloween costume and—damn garterhose it always snags—wups hit the transporter control panel there—NO—the GUY FIERI holoprogram!!! Activating!!! MERGING WITH MEEEEEEEIIIIEEAAAA—-
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WELCOME TO DINERS, DS9 & THE PROMENADE DUDEROONIES!!!!
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WELCOME TO DINERS, DS9 & THE PROMENADE DUDEROONIES!!!!
Welcome to O’Brien’s Famous Haunted Engineering!! There are FRIGHTS and SCARES around every corner, not to mention TREATS and—
OK WHO INSTALLED A “TOILETS OF TERROR” SECTION
OK WHO INSTALLED A “TOILETS OF TERROR” SECTION
October 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Welcome to O’Brien’s Famous Haunted Engineering!! There are FRIGHTS and SCARES around every corner, not to mention TREATS and—
OK WHO INSTALLED A “TOILETS OF TERROR” SECTION
OK WHO INSTALLED A “TOILETS OF TERROR” SECTION
THE REPLICATORS ARE FLINGING HARD-SHELL TACOS AT ANYTHING THAT MOVES ACROSS THE PROMENAHHHHG MY SHOULDER
October 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
THE REPLICATORS ARE FLINGING HARD-SHELL TACOS AT ANYTHING THAT MOVES ACROSS THE PROMENAHHHHG MY SHOULDER
THE REPLICATORS ARE LAUNCHING PUMPKIN SPICE EVERYTHING AT EVERYONE
October 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
THE REPLICATORS ARE LAUNCHING PUMPKIN SPICE EVERYTHING AT EVERYONE
Ensign, sometimes you just have to crawl your way into a vent that you may or may not have refurbished into a comfort nook with a heater, sleeping bag, pillow, stuffed vole, gallon of scotch, several pizzas, ice cream, books, scented candles, noise canceling headphones—
Hypothetically.
Hypothetically.
October 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Ensign, sometimes you just have to crawl your way into a vent that you may or may not have refurbished into a comfort nook with a heater, sleeping bag, pillow, stuffed vole, gallon of scotch, several pizzas, ice cream, books, scented candles, noise canceling headphones—
Hypothetically.
Hypothetically.
WHO WANTS SOME OF O’BRIEN’S FAMOUS CHILI???? That’s right, step on up and get YOUR bowl!! I’ve updated the recipe and—hold on Quark wants me to read this sponsored message in exchange for using the kitchen:
“Your hooman slop smells like Targ farts”—Ok that is UNCALLED FOR
“Your hooman slop smells like Targ farts”—Ok that is UNCALLED FOR
October 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
WHO WANTS SOME OF O’BRIEN’S FAMOUS CHILI???? That’s right, step on up and get YOUR bowl!! I’ve updated the recipe and—hold on Quark wants me to read this sponsored message in exchange for using the kitchen:
“Your hooman slop smells like Targ farts”—Ok that is UNCALLED FOR
“Your hooman slop smells like Targ farts”—Ok that is UNCALLED FOR
Garak has asked for a scary Halloween costume. SCARY. How the bloody hell is a FRENCH MAID outfit supposed to—
It’ll be scary if I wear it?? Oh HAR HAR jokes on you, now I AM going to wear it just to teach you a—
What do you MEAN this was all “part of the plan”?!! NO YOU CAN’T ZIP ME UP DAMMIT
It’ll be scary if I wear it?? Oh HAR HAR jokes on you, now I AM going to wear it just to teach you a—
What do you MEAN this was all “part of the plan”?!! NO YOU CAN’T ZIP ME UP DAMMIT
October 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Garak has asked for a scary Halloween costume. SCARY. How the bloody hell is a FRENCH MAID outfit supposed to—
It’ll be scary if I wear it?? Oh HAR HAR jokes on you, now I AM going to wear it just to teach you a—
What do you MEAN this was all “part of the plan”?!! NO YOU CAN’T ZIP ME UP DAMMIT
It’ll be scary if I wear it?? Oh HAR HAR jokes on you, now I AM going to wear it just to teach you a—
What do you MEAN this was all “part of the plan”?!! NO YOU CAN’T ZIP ME UP DAMMIT
NONSENSE JULIAN!! Holo-Bowling ABSOLUTELY is an exciting game! Put your bloody shoes on and choose a ball!! Ok, first thing is to ensure our balls are nicely waxed. I’ll demonstrate: you HOIST like this and RUB it—Julian you’re doing that thing where you sweat and all the color drains from your face
October 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
NONSENSE JULIAN!! Holo-Bowling ABSOLUTELY is an exciting game! Put your bloody shoes on and choose a ball!! Ok, first thing is to ensure our balls are nicely waxed. I’ll demonstrate: you HOIST like this and RUB it—Julian you’re doing that thing where you sweat and all the color drains from your face
Ensign, it’s Monday; the Voles are demanding a new union delegate, Garak’s shop has exploded three times already, and Keiko says she won’t be home tonight due to a special training session with Coach Gowron which would all be FINE if SOMEONE would just PASS THE BLOODY COFFEE
October 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Ensign, it’s Monday; the Voles are demanding a new union delegate, Garak’s shop has exploded three times already, and Keiko says she won’t be home tonight due to a special training session with Coach Gowron which would all be FINE if SOMEONE would just PASS THE BLOODY COFFEE
Reposted by Annoyed O’Brien
Long Covid is having an enormous impact on society.
This article suggests that 1 in 7 people now have #LongCovid
theconversation.com/long-covid-i...
This article suggests that 1 in 7 people now have #LongCovid
theconversation.com/long-covid-i...
Long COVID is more than fatigue. Our new study suggests its impact is similar to a stroke or Parkinson’s
Long COVID isn’t just a bunch of lingering symptoms. A new study shows it can stop peoole doing what they want to do, and need to do.
theconversation.com
October 19, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Long Covid is having an enormous impact on society.
This article suggests that 1 in 7 people now have #LongCovid
theconversation.com/long-covid-i...
This article suggests that 1 in 7 people now have #LongCovid
theconversation.com/long-covid-i...
WHAT?? I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF THE GEARS GRINDING MY FOOT! NO IT’S FINE, I HAVE STEELTOE BOOTS HOW CAN I HELP YOU
October 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
WHAT?? I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF THE GEARS GRINDING MY FOOT! NO IT’S FINE, I HAVE STEELTOE BOOTS HOW CAN I HELP YOU
THE REPLICATORS ARE FLINGING PIZZAS OF EVERY SINGLE VARIETY ACROSS THE PROMENADE AT A VELOCITY THAT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS DELICIOUS YET DANGEROUS
October 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
THE REPLICATORS ARE FLINGING PIZZAS OF EVERY SINGLE VARIETY ACROSS THE PROMENADE AT A VELOCITY THAT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS DELICIOUS YET DANGEROUS
What the BLAZING BLOODY HELL did I just EXPERIENCE in the holosuite Quark?!! You call that a KAYAKING program?? What do you MEAN, “it’s AI”?!!NO ONE WANTS YOUR AI SLOP QUARK!! THE KAYAK HAD A HUMAN FACE AND SCREAMED WHEN I PADDLED IT!!
October 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
What the BLAZING BLOODY HELL did I just EXPERIENCE in the holosuite Quark?!! You call that a KAYAKING program?? What do you MEAN, “it’s AI”?!!NO ONE WANTS YOUR AI SLOP QUARK!! THE KAYAK HAD A HUMAN FACE AND SCREAMED WHEN I PADDLED IT!!