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Annoyed O’Brien
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I'm the Chief Engineer of this bloody station!!!
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Pinned
FUCK ICE
THE REPLICATORS ARE FLINGING BREAKFAST ITEMS ACROSS THE PROMENADE

MORN JUST TOOK A WAFFLE TO THE FACE

QUARK IS CHARGING PER SUCCESSFUL CATCH AND/OR IMPACT
January 5, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Alright. First day of the new Terrian year. And THIS time I’m going to write that rock opera!!!
January 1, 2026 at 6:55 PM
FIREWORKS ARE EXPLODING WHILE THE REPLICATORS SPRAY GLITTER AND CONFETTI ACROSS THE PROMENADE I CAN’T BLOODY SEE OR HEAR ANYTHING
December 31, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I’m pleased to report that, after a lot of hard work, the Universal Anus is translating again.

……wait
December 31, 2025 at 12:10 AM
THE COMS ARE BLASTING MORN’S PODCAST AT FULL VOLUME
December 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Would someone care to EXPLAIN to me WHY Cargo Bay 13 is absolutely PACKED to the brim with CRATES of fireworks with MY BLOODY FACE AS THE LOGO
December 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
THE REPLICATORS ARE LAUNCHING HOLDAY GIFTS AT ANYTHING THAT MOVES ACROSS THE PROMENADE
December 25, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I don’t know why you brought ME backstage Garak; if the Ensign who’s playing the Sugar Plumb Fairy isn’t HERE then I don’t know—

What do you MEAN “take their part”?!!The bloody costume doesn’t fit—

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ALREADY BROUGHT ONE IN MY SIZE
December 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Garak, I asked for a SIMPLE holiday sweater to wear to the staff party. What you’ve presented me with here is some kind of pleather chest piece….I mean it’s MOSTLY tassels and holes!!

What do you MEAN, I’m on your “naughty list”?? STOP STARING AT ME
December 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
THE REPLICATORS ARE FLOODING THE PROMENADE WITH EGGNOG IN WHAT I CAN ONLY ASSUME IS SOME KIND OF DRILL
December 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Rom’s out sick so I am ON THE LINE at Quark’s!! I’ve got my “Kiss The Chef” tactical backless apron, my tactical Socs ‘N Crocs™️ and I haven’t had more than 3 hours of SLEEP!! ORDER UP!!
December 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Careless Whisper? Nothing careless about it, Data. If anything it’s a focused whisper.

Oh the SONG. I thought you meant me. I was whispering. Well, whisper-farting.

Full disclosure, there wasn’t much of a whisper to it, if I’m being honest.
December 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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If you know me then you KNOW that I’m ALL about the holiday season!! That’s why I teamed up with a Klingon joint here on DS9 to release a hungry flock of what I can only ASSUME are THEIR version of Cornish Game Hens onto the Promenade!!
December 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM
THE REPLICATORS HAVE ALIGNED WITH QUARK’S HOLOSUITES AND NOW HOLO-SNOWPEOPLE WITH CHERRY CANDY CANES ARE RAMPAGING UP AND DOWN THE PROMENADE WHILE HOLIDAY MUSIC BLARES ACROSS ALL COMS
December 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Oh look, Quark added new DLC to my kayaking program!!

“Captain Fisto: Fisting Champion of the Rapids II : Requiem”.

Huh. I must’ve missed part one. Well, no doubt this is some sort of super hero themed expansion so let’s boot it up and AHHHHHHG
December 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
THE REPLICATORS ARE LAUNCHING EGG NOG LATTES IN SYNCHRONIZED ARC FORMATION ACROSS THE PROMENADE
December 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Welcome back to Tube Talk with ME, your host, Chief Engineer O’Brien! Up next it’s Morn’s podcast but FIRST it’s Tactical Tuesday, which means I am here to answer YOUR tactical-based questions!! Rom, patch the first one through……….tactically.
December 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
What do you MEAN I owe you a strip of latinum every time you play Jingle Bells, Quark?!! You’ve been playing it on a bloody LOOP all WEEK

NO I WILL NOT “SETTLE UP MY TAB”
December 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Reposted by Annoyed O’Brien
ST TNG producers: It's your first time directing an episode. Do you have any ideas for shots you want to get?

Jonathan Frakes: Yes, I have one.
December 6, 2025 at 3:56 AM
WHO LET HOLO-MAGIC MIKE LOOSE ON THE PROMENADE
December 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
THE REPLICATORS ARE PELTING THE PROMENADE WITH FIGGY PUDDING
December 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Welcome back to Tube Talk with ME, your host Chef O’Brien!!

That’s right, I said chef because TODAY we’ve beamed the latest batch of my Famous Chili DIRECTLY TO YOUR LOCATION and invite you to hail us with YOUR reaction!!
December 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Overkill? OVERKILL?! NONSENSE JULIAN!! It’s Tactical Tuesday and I am READY with my tactical crocs, tactical socks, tactical utility belt, tactical fanny pack, tactical shirt, tactical vest, tactical scarf, tactical goggles, tac—what do you MEAN, I forgot something?!?
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM