Annoyed O’Brien
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I'm the Chief Engineer of this bloody station!!!
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I have a friend who said, of Starfleet Academy, that this took them out of it - that seeing a person in a wheelchair in the 32nd century seemed unrealistic, since medicine in Star Trek "should be able to cure whatever was wrong with them."
That's not the case, for any number of possible reasons.
That's not the case, for any number of possible reasons.
February 12, 2026 at 9:52 PM
I have a friend who said, of Starfleet Academy, that this took them out of it - that seeing a person in a wheelchair in the 32nd century seemed unrealistic, since medicine in Star Trek "should be able to cure whatever was wrong with them."
That's not the case, for any number of possible reasons.
That's not the case, for any number of possible reasons.
Yes, Quark, what exactly IS this “Thirsty Thursday” special I keep hearing about? How thirsty am I? Oh, I’d say pretty thirsty—extremely thirsty? Well, I dunno about that I’m pretty hydrated—would I say I’m “a thirsty, thirsty boy”? I mean, I’m a man, but sure—
February 12, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Yes, Quark, what exactly IS this “Thirsty Thursday” special I keep hearing about? How thirsty am I? Oh, I’d say pretty thirsty—extremely thirsty? Well, I dunno about that I’m pretty hydrated—would I say I’m “a thirsty, thirsty boy”? I mean, I’m a man, but sure—
Welcome to Tube Talk with ME, your host, Chief Engineer O’Brien!
Next up is a nonstop Rock Block hosted by Morn, but FIRST: your questions!!
ROM! Patch the first hail through.
Hello? Captain Obry Nsux? What is your question? Hello? HELLO??
Next up is a nonstop Rock Block hosted by Morn, but FIRST: your questions!!
ROM! Patch the first hail through.
Hello? Captain Obry Nsux? What is your question? Hello? HELLO??
February 11, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Welcome to Tube Talk with ME, your host, Chief Engineer O’Brien!
Next up is a nonstop Rock Block hosted by Morn, but FIRST: your questions!!
ROM! Patch the first hail through.
Hello? Captain Obry Nsux? What is your question? Hello? HELLO??
Next up is a nonstop Rock Block hosted by Morn, but FIRST: your questions!!
ROM! Patch the first hail through.
Hello? Captain Obry Nsux? What is your question? Hello? HELLO??
THE REPLICATORS ARE LAUNCHING TACOS AND VARIOUS JARITOS FLAVORS ACROSS THE PROMENADE
February 10, 2026 at 6:23 PM
THE REPLICATORS ARE LAUNCHING TACOS AND VARIOUS JARITOS FLAVORS ACROSS THE PROMENADE
THERE IS CURRENTLY A BIRDEMIC ON THE PROMENADE AFTER SOME FOOL GAVE QUARK A 50% DISCOUNT ON SOMETHING CALLED REVOLUTIONARY GREEN TECH
February 9, 2026 at 4:04 PM
THERE IS CURRENTLY A BIRDEMIC ON THE PROMENADE AFTER SOME FOOL GAVE QUARK A 50% DISCOUNT ON SOMETHING CALLED REVOLUTIONARY GREEN TECH
Happy Friday, everyone!! To celebrate I’m breaking out my stash of Sunny-D! Who would like to try some of my D? Step on up, don’t be shy, there’s enough of my D for EVERYONE!! Julian, you’re sweating, you clearly need some of my refreshing D—WHY IS EVERYONE LAUGHING
February 6, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Happy Friday, everyone!! To celebrate I’m breaking out my stash of Sunny-D! Who would like to try some of my D? Step on up, don’t be shy, there’s enough of my D for EVERYONE!! Julian, you’re sweating, you clearly need some of my refreshing D—WHY IS EVERYONE LAUGHING
WHO KEEPS BEAMING MY LUNCH THREE KILOMETERS AWAY FROM ME
February 5, 2026 at 9:49 PM
WHO KEEPS BEAMING MY LUNCH THREE KILOMETERS AWAY FROM ME
HOW IS IT ONLY WEDNESDAY
February 4, 2026 at 4:47 PM
HOW IS IT ONLY WEDNESDAY
Reposted by Annoyed O’Brien
EYES UP PEOPLE! Tactical Tuesday is upon us and it’s time for a tactical test!!
Everything I am wearing is, of course, tactical, but ONE item is the MOST tactical! Can any of you guess—
*FOMPH*
……ok so the keenly observant among you may have noticed a large cloud of smoke emanating from my pants
Everything I am wearing is, of course, tactical, but ONE item is the MOST tactical! Can any of you guess—
*FOMPH*
……ok so the keenly observant among you may have noticed a large cloud of smoke emanating from my pants
February 3, 2026 at 4:34 PM
EYES UP PEOPLE! Tactical Tuesday is upon us and it’s time for a tactical test!!
Everything I am wearing is, of course, tactical, but ONE item is the MOST tactical! Can any of you guess—
*FOMPH*
……ok so the keenly observant among you may have noticed a large cloud of smoke emanating from my pants
Everything I am wearing is, of course, tactical, but ONE item is the MOST tactical! Can any of you guess—
*FOMPH*
……ok so the keenly observant among you may have noticed a large cloud of smoke emanating from my pants
Ensign, it’s Monday, I haven’t slept due to Coach Gowron’s Tactical Training Program, and you’re TELLING me that Quark has LOCKED up the COFFEE?!
So, what I hold here in my hand is something called C4, and
So, what I hold here in my hand is something called C4, and
February 2, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Ensign, it’s Monday, I haven’t slept due to Coach Gowron’s Tactical Training Program, and you’re TELLING me that Quark has LOCKED up the COFFEE?!
So, what I hold here in my hand is something called C4, and
So, what I hold here in my hand is something called C4, and
WELP THIS SNOWMOBILE AIN’T GONNA KICKSTART ITSELF ROM, GRAB THE OIL AND GREASE ME I’M GOING IN
January 30, 2026 at 2:10 PM
WELP THIS SNOWMOBILE AIN’T GONNA KICKSTART ITSELF ROM, GRAB THE OIL AND GREASE ME I’M GOING IN
Well I can’t DO it if you keep COMPLAINING Julian, can I?? Now hold on, I’ve ALMOST got my whole ARM up in here—what? Well OF COURSE Keiko is watching!! How else is she going to hold it steady?!! I swear, every time I have to unclog Quark’s grease trap you throw a HISSY FIT
January 29, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Well I can’t DO it if you keep COMPLAINING Julian, can I?? Now hold on, I’ve ALMOST got my whole ARM up in here—what? Well OF COURSE Keiko is watching!! How else is she going to hold it steady?!! I swear, every time I have to unclog Quark’s grease trap you throw a HISSY FIT
THE REPLICATORS ARE PUNTING PIPING HOT PANCAKES PERILOUSLY ACROSS THE PROMENADE
January 28, 2026 at 6:44 PM
THE REPLICATORS ARE PUNTING PIPING HOT PANCAKES PERILOUSLY ACROSS THE PROMENADE
Well hello there! I’m Chief Engineer O’Brien, and today we’re exploring the air vent system! Who am I narrating to, you ask? HA HA no time for questions, these nests of Klingon Spiders aren’t going to rehome themselves!!
January 27, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Well hello there! I’m Chief Engineer O’Brien, and today we’re exploring the air vent system! Who am I narrating to, you ask? HA HA no time for questions, these nests of Klingon Spiders aren’t going to rehome themselves!!
What do you MEAN my tactical grip gloves with extra TacGrip aren’t ready yet, Garak?? You know what, perhaps a SONG would MOTIVATE you!
TELL ME WHY
Ain’t nothin’ but a tailor
TELL ME WHY
It’s never now but later
TELL ME WH—
[ERROR IN TRANSMISSION DUE TO MULTIPLE EXPLOSIONS]
TELL ME WHY
Ain’t nothin’ but a tailor
TELL ME WHY
It’s never now but later
TELL ME WH—
[ERROR IN TRANSMISSION DUE TO MULTIPLE EXPLOSIONS]
January 26, 2026 at 2:29 PM
What do you MEAN my tactical grip gloves with extra TacGrip aren’t ready yet, Garak?? You know what, perhaps a SONG would MOTIVATE you!
TELL ME WHY
Ain’t nothin’ but a tailor
TELL ME WHY
It’s never now but later
TELL ME WH—
[ERROR IN TRANSMISSION DUE TO MULTIPLE EXPLOSIONS]
TELL ME WHY
Ain’t nothin’ but a tailor
TELL ME WHY
It’s never now but later
TELL ME WH—
[ERROR IN TRANSMISSION DUE TO MULTIPLE EXPLOSIONS]
STEP ON UP and grab YOUR serving of O’Brien’s Famous Malt Balls!! I make them myself from SCRATCH and—
Hmm? Why yes Ensign, my balls are a good size. Especially for the price! FREE! And—what? Yes, my balls will absolutely MELT in your mouth—huh? Well OF COURSE my balls are firm—WHAT IS SO FUNNY
Hmm? Why yes Ensign, my balls are a good size. Especially for the price! FREE! And—what? Yes, my balls will absolutely MELT in your mouth—huh? Well OF COURSE my balls are firm—WHAT IS SO FUNNY
January 23, 2026 at 4:40 PM
STEP ON UP and grab YOUR serving of O’Brien’s Famous Malt Balls!! I make them myself from SCRATCH and—
Hmm? Why yes Ensign, my balls are a good size. Especially for the price! FREE! And—what? Yes, my balls will absolutely MELT in your mouth—huh? Well OF COURSE my balls are firm—WHAT IS SO FUNNY
Hmm? Why yes Ensign, my balls are a good size. Especially for the price! FREE! And—what? Yes, my balls will absolutely MELT in your mouth—huh? Well OF COURSE my balls are firm—WHAT IS SO FUNNY
MY WOODCHIPPER IS CHASING ME ACROSS THE PROMENADE
January 21, 2026 at 7:42 PM
MY WOODCHIPPER IS CHASING ME ACROSS THE PROMENADE
And you’re CERTAIN that this battle armor is HISTORICALLY ACCURATE, Garak?? You’re SURE??
Huh.
Oh nothing, it’s just I assumed that Robin Hood wore, I don’t know, a bit MORE than just a CODPIECE.
Welp live and learn I’m off to Quark’s to try out the new holo-program!
Huh.
Oh nothing, it’s just I assumed that Robin Hood wore, I don’t know, a bit MORE than just a CODPIECE.
Welp live and learn I’m off to Quark’s to try out the new holo-program!
January 20, 2026 at 7:51 PM
And you’re CERTAIN that this battle armor is HISTORICALLY ACCURATE, Garak?? You’re SURE??
Huh.
Oh nothing, it’s just I assumed that Robin Hood wore, I don’t know, a bit MORE than just a CODPIECE.
Welp live and learn I’m off to Quark’s to try out the new holo-program!
Huh.
Oh nothing, it’s just I assumed that Robin Hood wore, I don’t know, a bit MORE than just a CODPIECE.
Welp live and learn I’m off to Quark’s to try out the new holo-program!
Ensign, it’s Monday, it’s too KISS ME early, the universal translators are MY SAUCY ASS again, and we need to SLATHER MY PECS IN OIL fast because there are reports of I AM A NAUGHTY BOY all over the station!!!
January 19, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Ensign, it’s Monday, it’s too KISS ME early, the universal translators are MY SAUCY ASS again, and we need to SLATHER MY PECS IN OIL fast because there are reports of I AM A NAUGHTY BOY all over the station!!!
Reposted by Annoyed O’Brien
If you support Gavin Newsom, even in the slightest, even if it's just his AI slop social media posts, you're signaling you're as eager to get rid of trans people as the most rabid Trumpist. You just want it done with a frown instead of a laugh.
gavin newsom says he wants to pass legislation banning trans people from playing sports in california
October 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
If you support Gavin Newsom, even in the slightest, even if it's just his AI slop social media posts, you're signaling you're as eager to get rid of trans people as the most rabid Trumpist. You just want it done with a frown instead of a laugh.
HOLD THE LINE
every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
January 17, 2026 at 8:41 AM
HOLD THE LINE
Reposted by Annoyed O’Brien
can block or mute here too, and seems to catch the new ones too bsky.app/profile/did:...
January 17, 2026 at 12:52 AM
can block or mute here too, and seems to catch the new ones too bsky.app/profile/did:...