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Darkly inclined. An anomaly. She/Her. Woke AF. Always show me your pet photos.
Cover photo http://sarahelsapinon.com
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I wake up with a song in my head most days. You can have them as ear worms too
I am just wound up and tired but wow I’m in a mood. I’m such a joy
November 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I said this at the time. I was laughed at
November 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Finally getting round to #I’mACeleb cos I’ve not seen any. LETS GO
November 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
A while ago I told mum about what pineapples are a sign of, particularly on cruises. Definitely not me sneaking a tiny toy pineapple in her suitcase 😬😂
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Lol, once they got to it they’ve had to replace everything except the physical tank. Elements, washers, timers, immersion, the lot
The poshest plumber in the west is here to fix our boiler. He makes the royal family sound a bit rough
November 20, 2025 at 9:35 AM
The poshest plumber in the west is here to fix our boiler. He makes the royal family sound a bit rough
November 20, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Ugh
November 20, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I am awake. This is Not Good
On the one hand, they’re coming to fix the shower tomorrow, it’s been broken since last Tuesday
On the other, I’ve got to get up at 7am
November 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
On the one hand, they’re coming to fix the shower tomorrow, it’s been broken since last Tuesday
On the other, I’ve got to get up at 7am
November 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Just got back from the doctor's. The bad news is that tests have revealed I have Onomatopoeia.
Naturally concerned, I asked, 'What's that?'
'I'm afraid,' he replied, looking up from his notes with a serious expression. 'It's exactly what it sounds like.'
November 19, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I’ve been eating the healthiest of my life for 7 months. I’m still ill
November 19, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I am BESOTTED with these two. Absolutely head over heels. They are in Australia. Apparently you can’t post kittens?
The kittens have discovered the towel storage box.

Winnie is unimpressed with me bothering them. How dare.
November 19, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Does anyone know @cleetusalreetus.bsky.social IRL? How’s he doing?
November 19, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I’m not asleep and it is SNOWING
November 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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A cycling influencer nominated for a list of top 100 women cyclists said she has declined the honour due to the decision not to include trans women.

Claire Sharpe, a cycling coach from Bristol, said: "If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of" 👏🏻
Woman refuses Cycling UK award over trans women being left out - BBC News
Claire Sharpe says she disagrees with Cycling UK only naming biological women in their top 100 list.
www.bbc.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
It feels like MINUS TWO so obviously my furry angel is out doing whatever she does. So my window is open *freezes*
November 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
November 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Oh I forgot; yesterday I did another charity shop book trawl, to keep me busy while mum’s away. 11 books, £12 spent. Go to chazza shops!
November 18, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I have nothing to do (hooray!) and it’s fucking freezing so I’ve just got back in bed (bigger hooray!)
November 18, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Catching up with #GameOfWool I’ve seen a lot of complaints, and I disagree with most of them (of course I do). I think the biggest issue is the judges. They have absolutely no personality, they’re just flat, and don’t really say much in the judging
November 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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nobody wants your fucking ai
November 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong

Cat
Swearing
Stars
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong.

1. Smut
2. Pegging
3. Mr R

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List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong. 😬

1. Cat photos
2. Posts about nothing
3. Sometimes talks about video games
November 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Those people who comment ‘how is this news?’ under stuff about celebrities or pop culture… do they not understand how news works? I’m not interested in sport but it’s on every fucking update
November 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM