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Mark 🇱🇸 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
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~ISSUES DETECTED~ Aston Villa, Cougs, Sounders, Reign, M’s, Kraken, find me in the produce aisle or a farmers market. Lover of wine and traveling the world. he/him
Why is this game starting at midnight?

Wait, it’s only 5pm?
November 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
It’s 37° outside and we have the AC on
November 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Are you fucking kidding me?! I’ve never seen a sunrise like this.

*All unaltered of filtered photos
November 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Since I’ve completed all my house chores before the wig gets home this afternoon, I have only one task left: fold my laundry (LOL like that’s gonna happen)
November 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Couldn’t figure out why college gameday wasn’t on…. Oh it’s Friday.

This is what 7 hours of sleep in 72 hours does to you
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
It still makes me laugh that my wife got our cat to sit before he gets his food. It takes a couple circles but eventually he does
November 21, 2025 at 5:19 AM
“Lost my gearbox, should I shift or not?”

“Do not shift”

Meanwhile Ford with my axle “eh fuck it, your wheel might fall off while driving”
November 21, 2025 at 4:59 AM
We could just send Trump to space, and open the door
My husband @captmarkkelly.bsky.social is a 25-year Navy combat pilot veteran. He served our country with strength, courage, and integrity.

The President called him a traitor and demanded he be executed. It is dangerous and wrong. Americans need to stand up and say so.
I've had a missile blow up next to my airplane, been shot at dozens of times by anti-aircraft fire, and launched into orbit — all for my country. I never thought I'd see a President call for my execution.

Trump doesn’t understand the Constitution, and we're all less safe for it.
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I still hate this new kickoff format. It’s so stupid
November 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
My parents doing a renovation on their house after buying a new sailboat last year is so on brand for being a kid from Kirkland that will inherit all of it in a few years.
November 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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My dearest Martha,

This footage is all that survived from our journey to the Kibbie Dome. Our journey contained many joys too numerous to detail here, but I hope this missive provides you some comfort during our absence
When Commish (@escalante.bsky.social) and Big Sky Brigit (@brigit.bsky.social) went to the Kibbie Dome, Brigit took her Super 8 camera. Only one video saved on the file from the trip, so we thought we'd provide the proper soundtrack to this surviving video.
November 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
You need more jazz in your life

youtu.be/rj_E63fwtnM?...
Preservation Hall Jazz Band - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
It would be nice to sleep imo
November 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Gorgeous predawn sky
November 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Season 2 episode 22 of West Wing is perhaps the best episode of television ever
November 19, 2025 at 10:45 AM
GDI, trying to figure out a magical way for the wife and I to go to London/Birmingham for X-mas/New Years to visit our good friends
Empty Wallet No Money GIF
ALT: Empty Wallet No Money GIF
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 9:35 AM
November 19, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Why does it smell like cedar in my apartment. I have neither a fireplace, cedar or cedar scented candle
November 19, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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Can I say "Sexy Arby's" or is that redundant?
November 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I too have “well below-average command”
The Mariners have acquired pitcher Alex Hoppe from the Red Sox for minor league catcher Luke Heyman. The 26-year-old right-hander was ranked No. 42 among Boston prospects by FanGraphs this year, noting a 60-grade fastball but "well below-average" command.
Mariners Acquire RHP Alex Hoppe from Boston Red sox
Seattle sends minor league C Luke Heyman to the Red Sox; LHP Tayler Saucedo designated for assignment
marinerspr.medium.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Auto pen that shit!
BREAKING: U.S. Senate agrees to pass bill to release the Epstein files, sending it to Trump's desk
November 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I really wish I could have a normal night of sleep with these fucking meds
November 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I’m older than Calvin & Hobbes?!?!?!?!
40 years ago today the world was introduced to a small boy and his best friend. Happy birthday Calvin & Hobbes.
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Dammit I really want Subway right now
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Watching West Wing as I normally do a couple times a year, the baggy suit pants and jackets always make me laugh. @bradleywhitford.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 7:09 AM