Scott Sevener
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Because if you’re following Trump on Truth Social, you’re probably spending excessive amounts of time on the toilet, too…
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Because if you’re following Trump on Truth Social, you’re probably spending excessive amounts of time on the toilet, too…
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October 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Great cover!!!
Also, what is this "Fox should either get on board, or get off board" ... where is Fox in relation to the board now?
Is Trump implying that they're in some sort of board purgatory where they're neither on or off the board at the same time???
I'm confused.
Is Trump implying that they're in some sort of board purgatory where they're neither on or off the board at the same time???
I'm confused.
Now he’s mad at Fox and claiming approval ratings that don’t exist. Fascinating.
October 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Also, what is this "Fox should either get on board, or get off board" ... where is Fox in relation to the board now?
Is Trump implying that they're in some sort of board purgatory where they're neither on or off the board at the same time???
I'm confused.
Is Trump implying that they're in some sort of board purgatory where they're neither on or off the board at the same time???
I'm confused.
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BREAKING: Trump calls up Texas National Guard to seize McDonald’s near White House and bring him a 20-piece chicken nugs
October 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
BREAKING: Trump calls up Texas National Guard to seize McDonald’s near White House and bring him a 20-piece chicken nugs
Just to make sure that we're all on the same page, suggesting that the government could just euthanize all of America's homeless people is a pretty hateful thing to say, right???
September 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Just to make sure that we're all on the same page, suggesting that the government could just euthanize all of America's homeless people is a pretty hateful thing to say, right???
In other news, American billionaires are desperate to kiss the MAGA ring as the Trump administration demolishes the First Amendment...
this is quite genuinely insane, and I want to believe the backlash to this will be severe
ABC Pulls Jimmy Kimmel Off Air for Charlie Kirk Comments
www.nytimes.com
September 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
In other news, American billionaires are desperate to kiss the MAGA ring as the Trump administration demolishes the First Amendment...
I find it weird that any live show would be cancelled due to "a scheduling conflict."
The headliner and the venue both had contractual commitments, so unless one of them just decided to BREAK THEM for a more lucrative opportunity, I don't get it.
The headliner and the venue both had contractual commitments, so unless one of them just decided to BREAK THEM for a more lucrative opportunity, I don't get it.
September 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I find it weird that any live show would be cancelled due to "a scheduling conflict."
The headliner and the venue both had contractual commitments, so unless one of them just decided to BREAK THEM for a more lucrative opportunity, I don't get it.
The headliner and the venue both had contractual commitments, so unless one of them just decided to BREAK THEM for a more lucrative opportunity, I don't get it.
Why do web designers for big businesses always hit their visitors with surveys THE SECOND THEY LAND ON THEIR FIRST PAGE???
It's like, I haven't formed an opinion on ANYTHING yet, but you're not exactly making a good first impression!
It's like, I haven't formed an opinion on ANYTHING yet, but you're not exactly making a good first impression!
September 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Why do web designers for big businesses always hit their visitors with surveys THE SECOND THEY LAND ON THEIR FIRST PAGE???
It's like, I haven't formed an opinion on ANYTHING yet, but you're not exactly making a good first impression!
It's like, I haven't formed an opinion on ANYTHING yet, but you're not exactly making a good first impression!
I think I figured out why the New York Times has been failing ... maybe it's because apparently they have a senior writer dedicated to writing about bedding.
September 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I think I figured out why the New York Times has been failing ... maybe it's because apparently they have a senior writer dedicated to writing about bedding.
Just a reminder that even really official-looking websites are made by ordinary people like you and me...
...except that you and me know that August this year started on a FRIDAY, not a TUESDAY...
...except that you and me know that August this year started on a FRIDAY, not a TUESDAY...
August 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Just a reminder that even really official-looking websites are made by ordinary people like you and me...
...except that you and me know that August this year started on a FRIDAY, not a TUESDAY...
...except that you and me know that August this year started on a FRIDAY, not a TUESDAY...
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'80s Kid: "Dad, I can't beat the fire dungeon in Mega Droid Adventure!"
'80s Dad: "You're wasting your life. Go cut the lawn."
Kid in '25: "Dad, I can't beat the fire dungeon in Mega Droid Adventure XII!"
Dad in '25: "Well, first you need to get the Orbs of Fury, unless you've already..."
'80s Dad: "You're wasting your life. Go cut the lawn."
Kid in '25: "Dad, I can't beat the fire dungeon in Mega Droid Adventure XII!"
Dad in '25: "Well, first you need to get the Orbs of Fury, unless you've already..."
July 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Next Week - “Ok, so it costs A LITTLE more than $47.47…”
The Week After - “It’s a literal brick that we spray painted gold.”
Another Week Later - “China spray painted it, but we gave them the idea.”
One More Week - “Gold painted bricks are common in China for 10 cents a piece.”
The Week After - “It’s a literal brick that we spray painted gold.”
Another Week Later - “China spray painted it, but we gave them the idea.”
One More Week - “Gold painted bricks are common in China for 10 cents a piece.”
June 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Next Week - “Ok, so it costs A LITTLE more than $47.47…”
The Week After - “It’s a literal brick that we spray painted gold.”
Another Week Later - “China spray painted it, but we gave them the idea.”
One More Week - “Gold painted bricks are common in China for 10 cents a piece.”
The Week After - “It’s a literal brick that we spray painted gold.”
Another Week Later - “China spray painted it, but we gave them the idea.”
One More Week - “Gold painted bricks are common in China for 10 cents a piece.”
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Bit rich complaining about New York being taken over by immigrants when there's a big fucking statue in the harbour that invites everyone to come live there.
June 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Bit rich complaining about New York being taken over by immigrants when there's a big fucking statue in the harbour that invites everyone to come live there.
Also counting as assets - scratch-off lottery tickets, IOUs, and fortune cookies.
BREAKING: US Director of Federal Housing Pulte: Today I ordered the Great Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac to prepare their businesses to count cryptocurrency as an asset for a mortgage.
June 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Also counting as assets - scratch-off lottery tickets, IOUs, and fortune cookies.
This just looks like a bigger video chat when I already don't want to have my camera on...
Obscene price tag aside, Google Beam is impressive technology; we got a glimpse of it at Google I/O, and it really does look like the person you're talking to is on the other side of the table.
HP reveals first Google Beam 3D video conferencing setup, priced at $25,000
The giant 3D video chat system also requires a Google Beam license for cloud processing.
arstechnica.com
June 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
This just looks like a bigger video chat when I already don't want to have my camera on...
I mean, a government official saying they're going to LIBERATE a city in their own country is kind of something that FASCISTS say, don't you think???
This is the most straightforward thing they've said so far. They're using the military to "liberate" Los Angeles from its mayor and governor.
Kristi Noem: "We are not going away. We are staying here to liberate the city from the socialists and the burdensome leadership that this governor and that this mayor have placed on this country and what they have tried to insert into the city."
Sen. Alex Padilla is then forcibly removed!
Sen. Alex Padilla is then forcibly removed!
June 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I mean, a government official saying they're going to LIBERATE a city in their own country is kind of something that FASCISTS say, don't you think???
If the blue “sanctuary cities” don’t want them and red rural areas do, why doesn’t ICE focus their deportation efforts on the parts of the country that actually voted for this???
June 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
If the blue “sanctuary cities” don’t want them and red rural areas do, why doesn’t ICE focus their deportation efforts on the parts of the country that actually voted for this???
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“I want a female president to succeed! How could she, considering all the ways presidents fail these days? If she had called herself a queen, sort of as a joke, but then confirmed that she wasn’t joking, I feel like no one would ever trust a lady president again.”
It’s Not Going Great, but Imagine How Much Worse Things Would Be with a Woman President
A lot has gone wrong under Donald Trump, but at least we narrowly avoided the catastrophe of a female president. Don’t get me wrong, I liked Kamala...
buff.ly
June 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
“I want a female president to succeed! How could she, considering all the ways presidents fail these days? If she had called herself a queen, sort of as a joke, but then confirmed that she wasn’t joking, I feel like no one would ever trust a lady president again.”
I wonder how many tools are bought because people can't find the one that they're looking for...
Couldn't find my hammer, so I ordered one on Amazon. It arrived today and I instantly found the old one.
Now I can't find a rubber mallet...
Couldn't find my hammer, so I ordered one on Amazon. It arrived today and I instantly found the old one.
Now I can't find a rubber mallet...
June 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I wonder how many tools are bought because people can't find the one that they're looking for...
Couldn't find my hammer, so I ordered one on Amazon. It arrived today and I instantly found the old one.
Now I can't find a rubber mallet...
Couldn't find my hammer, so I ordered one on Amazon. It arrived today and I instantly found the old one.
Now I can't find a rubber mallet...
He fired a fucking librarian???
Reporter: The president fired the Librarian of Congress. Why?
Leavitt: There were quite concerning things she had done at the Library of Congress in the pursuit of DEI and putting inappropriate books in the library for children.
Leavitt: There were quite concerning things she had done at the Library of Congress in the pursuit of DEI and putting inappropriate books in the library for children.
May 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
He fired a fucking librarian???
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"Kids don't need 250 pencils. 5 pencils are fine. More than enough. Live with less. You don't need stuff."
- Donald Trump, The Man Who Owns a Golden Toilet
- Donald Trump, The Man Who Owns a Golden Toilet
May 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
"Kids don't need 250 pencils. 5 pencils are fine. More than enough. Live with less. You don't need stuff."
- Donald Trump, The Man Who Owns a Golden Toilet
- Donald Trump, The Man Who Owns a Golden Toilet
"If we let the kids have free access to information, they're less likely to become conservatives..."
Senator Ted Cruz has alleged that the hotspot program would shift control of Internet access from parents to schools and thus "heightens the risk of censoring kids' exposure to conservative viewpoints."
Senate passes “cruel” Republican plan to block Wi-Fi hotspots for schoolkids
Senate vote nullifies FCC hotspot-lending program for kids without broadband.
arstechnica.com
May 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
"If we let the kids have free access to information, they're less likely to become conservatives..."
A Gentle Note for Programmers - If you can send me an email notification that an invoice has been posted to your portal, you can just send me the invoice directly. Don't make me jump through hoops just to see a monthly invoice.
May 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
A Gentle Note for Programmers - If you can send me an email notification that an invoice has been posted to your portal, you can just send me the invoice directly. Don't make me jump through hoops just to see a monthly invoice.
I don't understand why Papa Johns hired the obnoxious guy for their Italian stereotype ads instead of just hiring the wildly successful Tiktok guy who seems to LOVE making their pizzas.
May 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I don't understand why Papa Johns hired the obnoxious guy for their Italian stereotype ads instead of just hiring the wildly successful Tiktok guy who seems to LOVE making their pizzas.
I'm sure this is probably all for the best...
Gotta love that all the Trump era administration news is like, “Trump administration rolls back regulations requiring children’s bicycles to not be made of rusty tetanus knives.”
"The Agriculture Department will not require poultry companies to limit salmonella bacteria in their products, halting a Biden Administration effort to prevent food poisoning from contaminated meat."
www.seattletimes.com/business/usd...
www.seattletimes.com/business/usd...
April 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I'm sure this is probably all for the best...