Pumpkin Spice Patrick Pt 2.
@srbrocialist.bsky.social
He/him
Lefty Philly area, BJJ Blue belt who somehow still competes at 36.
DMV to Pittsburgh to North of Philadelphia with Kentucky family.
Himbo, lefty, lifter, wrestler, tech worker
Lefty Philly area, BJJ Blue belt who somehow still competes at 36.
DMV to Pittsburgh to North of Philadelphia with Kentucky family.
Himbo, lefty, lifter, wrestler, tech worker
10 year old kid trying to debate me on cars and saying I need to buy a Tesla cause Elon Musk is a genius.
"Look dawg, I know ball, you dont know ball, and I was swapping a water pump in an 86 camaro before your dad was terrified of the thought of having you"
"Look dawg, I know ball, you dont know ball, and I was swapping a water pump in an 86 camaro before your dad was terrified of the thought of having you"
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
10 year old kid trying to debate me on cars and saying I need to buy a Tesla cause Elon Musk is a genius.
"Look dawg, I know ball, you dont know ball, and I was swapping a water pump in an 86 camaro before your dad was terrified of the thought of having you"
"Look dawg, I know ball, you dont know ball, and I was swapping a water pump in an 86 camaro before your dad was terrified of the thought of having you"
Facebook dating is a terrifying concept as in my mind it just combines the original hot or not and stalking base of Facebook with uncomfortably slipping into people's DMs.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Facebook dating is a terrifying concept as in my mind it just combines the original hot or not and stalking base of Facebook with uncomfortably slipping into people's DMs.
Hyper specific to Philly MMA scene, is that with all the Brazilian dudes in the UFC you'd expect Eddie Alvarez to have a thick Rio accent only to find out he is a Puerto Rican and Irish dude with a delco accent that is just as hard to understand.
November 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Hyper specific to Philly MMA scene, is that with all the Brazilian dudes in the UFC you'd expect Eddie Alvarez to have a thick Rio accent only to find out he is a Puerto Rican and Irish dude with a delco accent that is just as hard to understand.
Reposted by Pumpkin Spice Patrick Pt 2.
It's actually not swindling to tell people what they want to hear if you actually intend on doing those things. Swindling would be something like, just for example, announcing a fake Hyperloop system solely to kill California's high speed rail initiative.
November 8, 2025 at 11:57 AM
It's actually not swindling to tell people what they want to hear if you actually intend on doing those things. Swindling would be something like, just for example, announcing a fake Hyperloop system solely to kill California's high speed rail initiative.
My worst thought of the day is that my mind said "you need to read one more book by the end of the year"
And the book it suggested was "I hope they serve beer in hell"
And the book it suggested was "I hope they serve beer in hell"
November 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
My worst thought of the day is that my mind said "you need to read one more book by the end of the year"
And the book it suggested was "I hope they serve beer in hell"
And the book it suggested was "I hope they serve beer in hell"
The thing that makes me most doomer about AI is that the people doing the work on it to make it safe, traceable, clear, etc. are not the ones who are even considered to get any benefit from it financially or even in expertise.
Ask me how I know...
Ask me how I know...
November 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The thing that makes me most doomer about AI is that the people doing the work on it to make it safe, traceable, clear, etc. are not the ones who are even considered to get any benefit from it financially or even in expertise.
Ask me how I know...
Ask me how I know...
Ghost of Yotei is a prime example of how video games should be in cinema award shows.
Beautiful, well scripted, great acting, and im crying.
Beautiful, well scripted, great acting, and im crying.
November 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Ghost of Yotei is a prime example of how video games should be in cinema award shows.
Beautiful, well scripted, great acting, and im crying.
Beautiful, well scripted, great acting, and im crying.
This is both a message to me and what I will tell my communist friends to avoid the lecture.
Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
November 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
This is both a message to me and what I will tell my communist friends to avoid the lecture.
Reposted by Pumpkin Spice Patrick Pt 2.
apropos james watson’s death i had an idle thought today about how stupid race/iq stuff sounds. “buh if your skin is darker you are biologically less smart” is a thing only a dumbass can believe
November 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
apropos james watson’s death i had an idle thought today about how stupid race/iq stuff sounds. “buh if your skin is darker you are biologically less smart” is a thing only a dumbass can believe
Tuberville dreading the spices of the halal carts, and im over here getting excited for them.
Tuberville: “We just saw what happened in NY. We lost NY. It will be completely Muslim in 3-4 years. That’s what they want. And it’s going to spread throughout the country.”
November 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Tuberville dreading the spices of the halal carts, and im over here getting excited for them.
Pasta is soup, but lasagna is a sandwich, and pizza is an open faced sandwich.
November 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Pasta is soup, but lasagna is a sandwich, and pizza is an open faced sandwich.
The deer tried to get me once more, and claimed The Ewok Toyota as its victim.
Im fine, but I will find that asshole like a weird rip off of Taken.
Im fine, but I will find that asshole like a weird rip off of Taken.
November 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The deer tried to get me once more, and claimed The Ewok Toyota as its victim.
Im fine, but I will find that asshole like a weird rip off of Taken.
Im fine, but I will find that asshole like a weird rip off of Taken.
Lina Khan could be a huge fuck you to banks who are trying to skirt around NYC financial board.
Full support
Mamdani, appoint me as your health and fitness advisor and I promise I will convert all Equinox into publicly owned health clubs with community integration.
Full support
Mamdani, appoint me as your health and fitness advisor and I promise I will convert all Equinox into publicly owned health clubs with community integration.
Mayor-elect Mamdani announces co-chairs of his transition team:
Maria Torres-Springer, Lina Khan, Grace Bonilla and Melanie Hartzog
All women.
Maria Torres-Springer, Lina Khan, Grace Bonilla and Melanie Hartzog
All women.
November 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Lina Khan could be a huge fuck you to banks who are trying to skirt around NYC financial board.
Full support
Mamdani, appoint me as your health and fitness advisor and I promise I will convert all Equinox into publicly owned health clubs with community integration.
Full support
Mamdani, appoint me as your health and fitness advisor and I promise I will convert all Equinox into publicly owned health clubs with community integration.
Thats just our food banks right now under capitalism...
This time will be different
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Thats just our food banks right now under capitalism...
If any New Yorkers are looking to move to Philly or Bucks county to get away from Zohran.
Fuck off you can suffer in an overpriced NJ suburb and live under an authoritarian HOA like you dream of.
Fuck off you can suffer in an overpriced NJ suburb and live under an authoritarian HOA like you dream of.
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
If any New Yorkers are looking to move to Philly or Bucks county to get away from Zohran.
Fuck off you can suffer in an overpriced NJ suburb and live under an authoritarian HOA like you dream of.
Fuck off you can suffer in an overpriced NJ suburb and live under an authoritarian HOA like you dream of.
Fuck the NY post, but accidentally making the hardest Mamdani poster ever.
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Fuck the NY post, but accidentally making the hardest Mamdani poster ever.
Reposted by Pumpkin Spice Patrick Pt 2.
Ok so how do I join the people’s army of New York?
My favorite wutang member is ODB.
My fave ninja turtle is Michelangelo.
I drink my coffee black.
Do I need to bring my own tims or will some be provided?
My favorite wutang member is ODB.
My fave ninja turtle is Michelangelo.
I drink my coffee black.
Do I need to bring my own tims or will some be provided?
November 5, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Ok so how do I join the people’s army of New York?
My favorite wutang member is ODB.
My fave ninja turtle is Michelangelo.
I drink my coffee black.
Do I need to bring my own tims or will some be provided?
My favorite wutang member is ODB.
My fave ninja turtle is Michelangelo.
I drink my coffee black.
Do I need to bring my own tims or will some be provided?
Reposted by Pumpkin Spice Patrick Pt 2.
Mamdani going so hard for trans right and winning is some juicy proof that every dem that abandoned us didn’t do it for politically advantageous reasons. They did it because they’re transphobes and they will lose for it
November 5, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Mamdani going so hard for trans right and winning is some juicy proof that every dem that abandoned us didn’t do it for politically advantageous reasons. They did it because they’re transphobes and they will lose for it
Thats Mayor Cardamom you fucks.
I wish upon my enemies the blessings of a society that provides for all.
I wish upon my enemies the blessings of a society that provides for all.
November 5, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Thats Mayor Cardamom you fucks.
I wish upon my enemies the blessings of a society that provides for all.
I wish upon my enemies the blessings of a society that provides for all.
I need to book a hotel room in NYC for December and am now discovering 200 dollar a night sleeper cabin hotel rooms.
I cant type my thoughts or I will get a call from the guy monitoring my phone.
I cant type my thoughts or I will get a call from the guy monitoring my phone.
November 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I need to book a hotel room in NYC for December and am now discovering 200 dollar a night sleeper cabin hotel rooms.
I cant type my thoughts or I will get a call from the guy monitoring my phone.
I cant type my thoughts or I will get a call from the guy monitoring my phone.
Something about the potential combination of Dick Cheney dying and getting a Muslim Democratic Socialist mayor of NYC on the same day....
Inshallah
Inshallah
November 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Something about the potential combination of Dick Cheney dying and getting a Muslim Democratic Socialist mayor of NYC on the same day....
Inshallah
Inshallah
ADHD idea blessings
Twins sequel, Arnold and Danny are back and the find out about the twins experiment still existing. They have to council the next set of twins who just discovered their separation at birth played by Stavros Halkias and John Cena.
Twins sequel, Arnold and Danny are back and the find out about the twins experiment still existing. They have to council the next set of twins who just discovered their separation at birth played by Stavros Halkias and John Cena.
November 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
ADHD idea blessings
Twins sequel, Arnold and Danny are back and the find out about the twins experiment still existing. They have to council the next set of twins who just discovered their separation at birth played by Stavros Halkias and John Cena.
Twins sequel, Arnold and Danny are back and the find out about the twins experiment still existing. They have to council the next set of twins who just discovered their separation at birth played by Stavros Halkias and John Cena.
Rebranding Pete Buttigieg loser ass strategy once again.
November 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Rebranding Pete Buttigieg loser ass strategy once again.
If you are wondering what The Street Sharks and Biker mice from Mars are doing.
Biker mice from mars are helping with the JB Pritzer campaign
Street Sharks have relocated to LA and are fighting ICE in between prank calling Tito Ortiz in Huntington Beach city council calls.
Biker mice from mars are helping with the JB Pritzer campaign
Street Sharks have relocated to LA and are fighting ICE in between prank calling Tito Ortiz in Huntington Beach city council calls.
Still waiting on Cuomo to do some last ditch effort AI ad to say the Ninja Turtles support Cuomo and Bebop and Rocksteady support Mamdahni.
Which is absurd, Bebop and Rocksteady are clearly voting for Sliwa.
Which is absurd, Bebop and Rocksteady are clearly voting for Sliwa.
October 31, 2025 at 5:04 PM
If you are wondering what The Street Sharks and Biker mice from Mars are doing.
Biker mice from mars are helping with the JB Pritzer campaign
Street Sharks have relocated to LA and are fighting ICE in between prank calling Tito Ortiz in Huntington Beach city council calls.
Biker mice from mars are helping with the JB Pritzer campaign
Street Sharks have relocated to LA and are fighting ICE in between prank calling Tito Ortiz in Huntington Beach city council calls.