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squnkle.bsky.social
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Cheese crystal
April 3, 2025 at 4:58 AM
America was the coolest thing ever
March 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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sex. im wanting more. tell the world “stop the war”
March 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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this clip of chelsea manning on bbc world service is very funny because the interviewer is trying her absolute hardest to get a damning soundbite about luigi mangione and just Completely fails.
March 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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It is genuinely your moral duty, if you’re in the sciences, to violate the terms of your contact and take as much of the research home with you as you can. Today, tomorrow, every day your lab’s still open.
this is a golden age for walking out of your lab with a USB key in your pocket getting on a plane and going to Luxembourg
Scientists have just cured pancreatic cancer in some patients with personalized mRNA vaccines. Pancreatic cancer. And this Trump administration wants to throw it all away.

They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.
March 17, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Bad news: You probably couldn't sustain a small network of chipmunks off of your ability to produce milk.
March 17, 2025 at 12:20 PM
March 17, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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Meanwhile over on the other place, rightwing free speech warriors (this guy is a former DeSantis campaign staffer) are calling for me to be denaturalized and deported because they don’t like my political speech. This is what fascism and racism looks like, folks.
March 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Me, millennial, in my filth— broke as shit learning zoomers couldn’t even afford filth.
March 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Misheard lyrics is a valid way to invent a religion
March 16, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Too much negativity... want to push back a little.
I'm not trans, but every single trans progress is immensely beautiful. You can see the change and its incredible.
And the perspective this grants you on gender is vast and crucial and everyone of you matters.
Some of the best takes I've heard on --
March 16, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I think it’s time to cut the catalytic converter off. Your car can pump out liters if freedom. But liberals made you put a chastity cage in your vehicle.

God wanted my to inhale the majesty of pollution
March 16, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Water to wine was a top 5 jesus classic, one of his bangers.

Do you think he every used it on someone crying so he could say "oh yeah, wine about it".

In my bible, Jesus has sunglasses and a massive cock.
March 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I'mma install a solar powered kettle heating element in a portapotty at a festival.
I think its fair to homogenize the experience by keeping the piss freshly temperatured
March 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I've decided to invent ketamphetamines, metaphorically
March 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Buttplugs from grandma
March 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
March 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Ronald McDonald started life as an SCP:
March 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Politically indivisible, the homeless are demonized with blame. See, everything else can be abstracted to symptoms and assemblage, but --

Where corruption can be legislation and legislation corruption and both lobbying... a child freezing to death outside your coffee place is concrete.
March 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I miss when it was 30 minutes or the pizza is free. You could practically hear the crashes your pepperoni was responsible for.
Mixed with today's uberification of society-- I could open a pizza place and invest in local tow truck companies. Get paid for the pizza and the crash.
We've lost our way.
March 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I am become Maslow's beyblade of emotional instability.
March 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
To be fully creative or pro-creative in
Their wednesday twitter has become a putrescent
Hellscape of joe rogan
March 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Every podcast now is just:

You are all the Doomer anarcho-primal mating season for those who can prove their loyalty by dropping their iPhone in a river.
March 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
tithe in dogecoin or face mutually assured destitution
March 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
sacral congress just
Passed a decentralized cumcoin-based barter economy
March 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM