garfield “9/11” CAT bed
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I’m a dirty leftist btw i hate the right and i hate liberalism and i hate the Democratic Party and i fucking hate israel
I went to gullible island and everyone believed me
January 22, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I went to gullible island and everyone believed me
guy asked me for yams and then got very confused and scared when I offered him sweet potatoes.
he asked me what the difference was and then googled it and still insisted he needed Yams after not being able to figure out the difference
he asked me what the difference was and then googled it and still insisted he needed Yams after not being able to figure out the difference
January 21, 2026 at 6:43 PM
guy asked me for yams and then got very confused and scared when I offered him sweet potatoes.
he asked me what the difference was and then googled it and still insisted he needed Yams after not being able to figure out the difference
he asked me what the difference was and then googled it and still insisted he needed Yams after not being able to figure out the difference
idk, honestly, from what I’ve heard, it seems like party rock might be in the house tonight
January 21, 2026 at 6:12 PM
idk, honestly, from what I’ve heard, it seems like party rock might be in the house tonight
I hate when people walk around wearing a nasa tshirt.
you can’t fool me.
you can’t fool me.
January 21, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I hate when people walk around wearing a nasa tshirt.
you can’t fool me.
you can’t fool me.
not to be a party pooper but could you please direct me towards the restroom so I could take a sizable dump
January 19, 2026 at 7:41 PM
not to be a party pooper but could you please direct me towards the restroom so I could take a sizable dump
I’m the baby norm
I just want baby beer
I just want baby beer
January 19, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I’m the baby norm
I just want baby beer
I just want baby beer
ben stiller and his insane fucked up mind
January 19, 2026 at 5:23 PM
ben stiller and his insane fucked up mind
b52s save me. Save me b52s please save me
January 19, 2026 at 4:58 PM
b52s save me. Save me b52s please save me
I think it’s worse to be fake chill than to just not be chill at all and everyone knows
January 19, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I think it’s worse to be fake chill than to just not be chill at all and everyone knows
I’ve banned myself from playing minesweeper on the bus bc I get way too invested in it and miss my stop
January 19, 2026 at 11:24 AM
I’ve banned myself from playing minesweeper on the bus bc I get way too invested in it and miss my stop
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c’est la stupid chungus vie
January 17, 2026 at 5:30 PM
c’est la stupid chungus vie
I am headed over to your moms house to go on a date with your mom and then have sexual intercourse with her afterwards if that’s ok
January 17, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I am headed over to your moms house to go on a date with your mom and then have sexual intercourse with her afterwards if that’s ok
how do you say “fuck my stupid chungus life” in french
January 17, 2026 at 5:24 PM
how do you say “fuck my stupid chungus life” in french
fuck my stupid chungus life
January 17, 2026 at 5:23 PM
fuck my stupid chungus life
gold red yellow sweet gold red green potato
January 17, 2026 at 5:10 PM
gold red yellow sweet gold red green potato
1984 core and seven years ago
January 17, 2026 at 3:27 PM
1984 core and seven years ago
I can’t believe im going to be spending $1200 this year on The Bus
January 17, 2026 at 12:24 PM
I can’t believe im going to be spending $1200 this year on The Bus
my culture is not your shitposr
January 13, 2026 at 6:10 PM
my culture is not your shitposr
buying merch for my favorite typing speed test website
January 13, 2026 at 4:08 PM
buying merch for my favorite typing speed test website
girl I was friends with as a teenager is now an atheist pornstar tradwife
January 13, 2026 at 1:53 PM
girl I was friends with as a teenager is now an atheist pornstar tradwife
uhh yeah, im pretty much scared as fuck of a imaginary guy
January 13, 2026 at 1:47 PM
uhh yeah, im pretty much scared as fuck of a imaginary guy
hey why is substack sending me porn
Also why are people posting porn on substack
I don’t use substack
Also why are people posting porn on substack
I don’t use substack
January 11, 2026 at 8:39 PM
hey why is substack sending me porn
Also why are people posting porn on substack
I don’t use substack
Also why are people posting porn on substack
I don’t use substack