why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this

It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times

I tell my cat “I know” when she meows at me but if I’m being honest? I don’t always know

oh you think its funny that 300 iq males are crashing their teslas & being cooked alive by some weird type of fire thats immune to firemen

I love Threads so much, sorry. I know Bluesky has more “jokes” and actually funny people on here. But nothing, nothing is as funny to me as the stuff I see from the typical Threads users. This is my heroin

the media thinks its funny when a man eats too many figs and rubs his stuomach and says "Oh ive had too many figs". They want us dead

big night for transgender illegal aliens who eat cats

your identity in a capitalist society

Werner Herzog directing a Maybelline ad: Perhaps she is born with it. What a frightful notion, to be imbued with the fetters of capitalist commodification from birth. It suggests God Himself is a part of our dreadful pattern instead of a refuge from it.

come on