🍂 Seapunk Soccermom
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ΘΔ Asexual butch beardog 👁️ Bassweight obsessive, UKG-aboo 👁️ Dharug mawuguran 👁️ Ostensibly still a musician 👁️ Friend of Bluey 👁️ pfp @llixa.bsky.social
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🍂 Seapunk Soccermom
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· Jul 30
Aurawra 2025, you were so good! Thank you for putting on such a great weekend full of events and art and gorgeous people, and big ups Floof Doof and Johari as well for organising the actual best lineup I've ever seen at a con ❤️❤️
Sparkledogs don't look like that bc of scene kids. That's a coincidence of convergent evolution. The fluorescent markings and big hair and jingly kandi act as raver hi-vis so they don't get trampled or lost.
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Sparkledogs don't look like that bc of scene kids. That's a coincidence of convergent evolution. The fluorescent markings and big hair and jingly kandi act as raver hi-vis so they don't get trampled or lost.
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Is Mastercard my friend? Does Charlie Brown have hoes? Can a robot write a symphony? Why do good things happen to bad people? Philip of Spain wept as his fleet was sunk and destroyed - were there no other tears? Do you like hurting other people? Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?
May 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Is Mastercard my friend? Does Charlie Brown have hoes? Can a robot write a symphony? Why do good things happen to bad people? Philip of Spain wept as his fleet was sunk and destroyed - were there no other tears? Do you like hurting other people? Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?
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Great engineering minds are hard at work
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Great engineering minds are hard at work
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The tiger does not concern itself with using the meme correctly
November 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The tiger does not concern itself with using the meme correctly
Trans girl told me she likes Pet Shop Boys I said oh I'm sure
November 17, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Trans girl told me she likes Pet Shop Boys I said oh I'm sure
Sorry I've been bad at replying to DMs, my brain was hurled into a concrete mixer and my spine bones feel like they've been soaked in vinegar
November 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Sorry I've been bad at replying to DMs, my brain was hurled into a concrete mixer and my spine bones feel like they've been soaked in vinegar
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Offering Received: A huge salt crystal for excessive licking (#635)
they can't get enough of the huge salt crystal!
they can't get enough of the huge salt crystal!
November 10, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Offering Received: A huge salt crystal for excessive licking (#635)
they can't get enough of the huge salt crystal!
they can't get enough of the huge salt crystal!
Saw someone mix their shit down to -1.2 LUFS. Motherfucker you did the same shit to that waveform that people do to instagram pitbulls
November 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Saw someone mix their shit down to -1.2 LUFS. Motherfucker you did the same shit to that waveform that people do to instagram pitbulls
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
ahh yeah here he comes, big ac, andrew cuomo himself, looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart
November 5, 2025 at 4:48 AM
ahh yeah here he comes, big ac, andrew cuomo himself, looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart
Age-regressed raver shouting out shit like "big uppies selector"
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Age-regressed raver shouting out shit like "big uppies selector"
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon developers talking abt vore and paw trampling and transformation in the early aughts
October 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon developers talking abt vore and paw trampling and transformation in the early aughts
Called My Girl "Mama" After I Popped A Gummy I Got An Edible Complex
October 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Called My Girl "Mama" After I Popped A Gummy I Got An Edible Complex
Wretched Broker Hades II
October 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Wretched Broker Hades II
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sometimes i remember "calque" is a loanword and "loanword" is a calque and i get so pissed off
October 25, 2025 at 11:31 AM
sometimes i remember "calque" is a loanword and "loanword" is a calque and i get so pissed off
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The anxiety of staying up late as an adult is realizing you've entered into a hostile takeover of your own operating hours, and the CEO is a drunk idiot who deserves to be on a list of potential targets.
October 25, 2025 at 10:27 AM
The anxiety of staying up late as an adult is realizing you've entered into a hostile takeover of your own operating hours, and the CEO is a drunk idiot who deserves to be on a list of potential targets.
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Behold my new character!
Decibelle! Or just Belle
Absolutely incredible artwork done by @tattoorexy.bsky.social
Decibelle! Or just Belle
Absolutely incredible artwork done by @tattoorexy.bsky.social
October 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Behold my new character!
Decibelle! Or just Belle
Absolutely incredible artwork done by @tattoorexy.bsky.social
Decibelle! Or just Belle
Absolutely incredible artwork done by @tattoorexy.bsky.social
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The plush dragon gets jealous if you decide to use a bed other than himself. Not to worry, he has just the solution to remind you where supreme comfort can be found.
🎨 @raster-dreams.bsky.social
🎨 @raster-dreams.bsky.social
September 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The plush dragon gets jealous if you decide to use a bed other than himself. Not to worry, he has just the solution to remind you where supreme comfort can be found.
🎨 @raster-dreams.bsky.social
🎨 @raster-dreams.bsky.social
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dropout's crowd control is like if you filled a room with people who'd ask stupid questions at a mbmbam live show except the comedians are allowed to tell you "oh so you actually have nothing interesting about you" and immediately move on
October 14, 2025 at 12:41 PM
dropout's crowd control is like if you filled a room with people who'd ask stupid questions at a mbmbam live show except the comedians are allowed to tell you "oh so you actually have nothing interesting about you" and immediately move on