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What do I care if there are mice in my walls, I hardly ever use that space
June 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
What do I care if there are mice in my walls, I hardly ever use that space
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live bleeting from jury duty !!
March 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
live bleeting from jury duty !!
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Saying please don’t touch me anymore halfway through a handshake
March 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Saying please don’t touch me anymore halfway through a handshake
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Telling the waitress “I don’t give out my personal information” when she asks if I have been to the restaurant before or if I have any allergies
March 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Telling the waitress “I don’t give out my personal information” when she asks if I have been to the restaurant before or if I have any allergies
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hot singles in your area want to fist fight you in a parking lot
March 1, 2025 at 6:37 PM
hot singles in your area want to fist fight you in a parking lot
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guy who got amnesia and has decided to claim the identity of sans undertale in the meantime
March 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
guy who got amnesia and has decided to claim the identity of sans undertale in the meantime
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[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane
February 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane
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The feminine urge to rip his bones out and make a nice stew
February 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The feminine urge to rip his bones out and make a nice stew
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guy who walks out of the nintendo office building with a suspiciously switch 2 shaped neck
February 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
guy who walks out of the nintendo office building with a suspiciously switch 2 shaped neck
instagram needs a trigger warning for posting boyfriends
February 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
instagram needs a trigger warning for posting boyfriends
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remember friday? that was ten years ago
February 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
remember friday? that was ten years ago
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[IKEA-themed restaurant]
Maître-d: is your table ready yet?
Maître-d: is your table ready yet?
February 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
[IKEA-themed restaurant]
Maître-d: is your table ready yet?
Maître-d: is your table ready yet?
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The female urge to play mahjong
February 12, 2025 at 8:49 AM
The female urge to play mahjong
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yeah I bet on the super bowl. I bet it SUCKS
February 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
yeah I bet on the super bowl. I bet it SUCKS
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The boys (two wolves) are back in town (inside me)
February 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM
The boys (two wolves) are back in town (inside me)
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The feminine urge to go completely off grid and live in a shack in the middle of nowhere
February 3, 2025 at 10:33 AM
The feminine urge to go completely off grid and live in a shack in the middle of nowhere
why are bridgerton fans all the phobics and the ists
February 3, 2025 at 5:54 AM
why are bridgerton fans all the phobics and the ists
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no one heard my joke I should say it again louder at exactly the wrong time when everyone else is talking
February 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
no one heard my joke I should say it again louder at exactly the wrong time when everyone else is talking
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Wikipedia isn’t even good. I could do better
December 25, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Wikipedia isn’t even good. I could do better
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