Garry
@callmecarson.bsky.social
Blue Sky, Fly High! #BlueSkyUnited🦋
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Garry
@callmecarson.bsky.social
· Oct 18
The funny thing is cars run on fuel but carson run on legs 😂 welcome to bluesky motherfuckers!
Two sentence horror:
I went to sleep on my bed.
My bed full of knives.
I went to sleep on my bed.
My bed full of knives.
September 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Two sentence horror:
I went to sleep on my bed.
My bed full of knives.
I went to sleep on my bed.
My bed full of knives.
Pen pineapple apple PORN!
September 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Pen pineapple apple PORN!
I think it’s messed up Anna from Frozen ends up with that manwhore Kristoff instead of the character she truly has the most chemistry with — Olaf. #DateTheSnowman #DateAndFuckTheSnowman
September 8, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I think it’s messed up Anna from Frozen ends up with that manwhore Kristoff instead of the character she truly has the most chemistry with — Olaf. #DateTheSnowman #DateAndFuckTheSnowman
How often are you actively picking up Bsky? Do you use it with Twitter as well?
September 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
How often are you actively picking up Bsky? Do you use it with Twitter as well?
we all exist due to hype moments and aura
April 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
we all exist due to hype moments and aura
The main reason i open this app is to see if toby fox is saying something new about deltarune
March 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The main reason i open this app is to see if toby fox is saying something new about deltarune
Money is the only thing that matters in this world. It buys happiness. And it grows on trees
March 16, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Money is the only thing that matters in this world. It buys happiness. And it grows on trees
I know what you’re thinking……no seriously i KNOW what you’re THINKING
March 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I know what you’re thinking……no seriously i KNOW what you’re THINKING
haha that’s great now can we talk about something i care about like architecture
March 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
haha that’s great now can we talk about something i care about like architecture
i truly believe the game of basketball would be ruined if they introduced a 50 point line
March 5, 2025 at 6:46 AM
i truly believe the game of basketball would be ruined if they introduced a 50 point line
i love video game controllers. I like to press buttons, joysticks, triggers, etc.
March 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
i love video game controllers. I like to press buttons, joysticks, triggers, etc.
sometimes there wasn’t even any cool math. Sometimes it was all games
February 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
sometimes there wasn’t even any cool math. Sometimes it was all games
Okay fine i admit it. I love to run and jump and play.
February 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Okay fine i admit it. I love to run and jump and play.
i have to lose my way soon. It's an essential part of the hero's journey
February 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
i have to lose my way soon. It's an essential part of the hero's journey
“do you mind?”
yes. i Mind
yes. i Mind
February 8, 2025 at 1:33 PM
“do you mind?”
yes. i Mind
yes. i Mind
has anyone checked on Schrödinger's cat
January 23, 2025 at 11:08 AM
has anyone checked on Schrödinger's cat
of course the tiktok ban and the gavin situation are happening at the same time. But they don’t want us talking about that do they?
January 19, 2025 at 7:10 AM
of course the tiktok ban and the gavin situation are happening at the same time. But they don’t want us talking about that do they?
my taste buds are my judicial branch. They decide whether the food is good or bad, judiciously
January 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
my taste buds are my judicial branch. They decide whether the food is good or bad, judiciously
I wouldn’t give a mouse a cookie. Because once you give, all they know how to do is take. When I was a kid I had to walk through 3 feet of snow up a hill to get to school
January 8, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I wouldn’t give a mouse a cookie. Because once you give, all they know how to do is take. When I was a kid I had to walk through 3 feet of snow up a hill to get to school
When I die all my memories will be transferred to this book and the first person to read it will cease to exist as I inhabit their body
January 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
When I die all my memories will be transferred to this book and the first person to read it will cease to exist as I inhabit their body
*looking at one-armed man*
Dude you almost have no arms left. Seriously bro your arms are almost completely gone
Dude you almost have no arms left. Seriously bro your arms are almost completely gone
January 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
*looking at one-armed man*
Dude you almost have no arms left. Seriously bro your arms are almost completely gone
Dude you almost have no arms left. Seriously bro your arms are almost completely gone
Asking the psychiatrist for “the whole menu”
January 3, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Asking the psychiatrist for “the whole menu”
Let’s see how the gays feel when i start eating them. Yes I mean cooking them up and eating them
December 29, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Let’s see how the gays feel when i start eating them. Yes I mean cooking them up and eating them
The NBA should allow spells
December 28, 2024 at 9:14 PM
The NBA should allow spells