Sprinkle Funfetti Sheepdog
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Oh gosh, hi!
28▫️she/her 🏳️⚧️ ▫️ “Aspirational Toddler” ▫️equal parts #abdl / #babyfur and #minipainting▫️Portland, OR
28▫️she/her 🏳️⚧️ ▫️ “Aspirational Toddler” ▫️equal parts #abdl / #babyfur and #minipainting▫️Portland, OR
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i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
Ear moofs
I learned today that sometimes farmers protect their baby cows from frostbite using little earmuffs.
I mean just look at them. 🥰🥰
I mean just look at them. 🥰🥰
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Ear moofs
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December 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I need people to stop reminding me how terrible the world is. I’m well aware
My socials are flooded with dread, my job sends me emails from the CEO about how our funding is “dire”, every group chat contains someone posting news articles and saying “this is bad” including at work.
I need a break
My socials are flooded with dread, my job sends me emails from the CEO about how our funding is “dire”, every group chat contains someone posting news articles and saying “this is bad” including at work.
I need a break
December 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I need people to stop reminding me how terrible the world is. I’m well aware
My socials are flooded with dread, my job sends me emails from the CEO about how our funding is “dire”, every group chat contains someone posting news articles and saying “this is bad” including at work.
I need a break
My socials are flooded with dread, my job sends me emails from the CEO about how our funding is “dire”, every group chat contains someone posting news articles and saying “this is bad” including at work.
I need a break
Mmk, it’s 5am and been up since 3. I think I’m giving up on getting any more sleep 🙃
December 2, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Mmk, it’s 5am and been up since 3. I think I’m giving up on getting any more sleep 🙃
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uh oh what’s the fifth panel gonna be
April 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
uh oh what’s the fifth panel gonna be
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OK bad stuff happened to me as a kid so now getting me off is as involved and exhausting as setting up the board game Mousetrap
November 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
OK bad stuff happened to me as a kid so now getting me off is as involved and exhausting as setting up the board game Mousetrap
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November 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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No Children (Part 1) - Gator Days
November 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
No Children (Part 1) - Gator Days
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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
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Typical Trans girl Thanksgiving.
Here is the kids table. The ABDL cuties sit here. And the puppy girl bowls are over here.
Here is the kids table. The ABDL cuties sit here. And the puppy girl bowls are over here.
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Typical Trans girl Thanksgiving.
Here is the kids table. The ABDL cuties sit here. And the puppy girl bowls are over here.
Here is the kids table. The ABDL cuties sit here. And the puppy girl bowls are over here.
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The "you're so mature for your age!" to "diapered 24/7" pipeline
November 25, 2025 at 8:42 AM
The "you're so mature for your age!" to "diapered 24/7" pipeline
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November 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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THEY ADDED NEW GARBAGE reblog to save a life
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
THEY ADDED NEW GARBAGE reblog to save a life
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I need be talked down to and treated like a toddler and given a rigid daily schedule & structured playtime “for [my] own good” or I am going to explode
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I need be talked down to and treated like a toddler and given a rigid daily schedule & structured playtime “for [my] own good” or I am going to explode
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Kinda crazy how everything keeps going down be it Azure, AWS, and now Cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Kinda crazy how everything keeps going down be it Azure, AWS, and now Cloudflare
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Morning thoughts about "AI".
Where do we go from here?
Where do we go from here?
![Thoughts about “AI”
Yes it’s:
The slop
The theft
The brainrot
The loss of work
The crumbling of creator rights
The destroying of the environment and infrastructure
But it's also the destroying of trust in anything that you’re not seeing with your own eyes right in front of you.
Wonder now turned to the narrowing of eyes in immediate scepticism seeing something magical.
Questioning the realness of everything from a stilted written apology to profound works by students in school.
It feels like a slow poison to creativity and humanity at large.
[At the bottom is a doodle of me, mouth a thin line, looking at the viewer]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hlstghbtgoakwc7evp5v6ubw/bafkreihv3rly5g2olva6kbhnisvwtzqbyn3u3fxjfcbjqyp2zud22hrzgq@jpeg)
August 12, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Morning thoughts about "AI".
Where do we go from here?
Where do we go from here?
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Part 107 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg
Paintings of hammerhead sharks from Japan 1735 CE
Paintings of hammerhead sharks from Japan 1735 CE
November 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Part 107 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg
Paintings of hammerhead sharks from Japan 1735 CE
Paintings of hammerhead sharks from Japan 1735 CE