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“Michael” “Springthorpe”
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Beyond anything else, the thing that makes me most think SEPTEMBER 5 is DOA outside of a couple categories (NOT Picture) is that John Magaro and Peter Sarsgaard HAVENT been in the Supporting Actor conversation seriously at all
December 14, 2024 at 8:41 PM
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tonight my son (almost 3) was watching a video of a forklift on youtube and he said affirmatively, “that’s what me talking about”
September 22, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Not giving a tie to WICKED and QUEER is a black mark on the city of Boston
December 8, 2024 at 9:19 PM
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(1/?) A quick story about Jimmy Buffett.

I worked at the New Orleans Margaritaville in college, up until I graduated in 2006. It was a good job. Busy, and with generally good tips, especially on festival weekends - and New Orleans has a lot of those.
September 2, 2023 at 6:19 PM
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RIP to the man responsible for the greatest cameo in film history: Here is Jimmy Buffett in the Jurassic World Margaritaville grabbing two tropical cocktails as he flees an attack of pteranodons
September 2, 2023 at 11:59 AM
Thought for a bit about a joke, but honestly holy living shit would you look at this. That’s a whole ass other planet, dude, what the hell? That’s a completely different **WORLD** and we are just looking at a picture of it

God I how this isn’t some AI bullshit fuck
A breathtaking view of Saturn captured by NASA’s Cassini spacecraft!

Credit: NASA
September 2, 2023 at 6:38 AM
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so, one time I came home from college unannounced while my mom and sister were away. we lived way out in the country and I rolled up at like midnight to find my dad listening to blink-182 on my boombox and blasting underripe watermelons out of the yard with a shotgun by moonlight
August 31, 2023 at 2:19 AM
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gendered bathrooms are so stupid like bro just put a toilet in a room and let me drink out of it in peace
August 31, 2023 at 2:02 AM
One is a DJ who is a *huge* trump guy

One is undiagnosed autistic alcoholic doctor who is also a paddle boarder, wood carver, & in the police reserve

On my dad’s side I have “Uncle Cheese” who is 30 years sober but still posts memes about whiskey, can do calligraphy, & builds a Christmas village
I don't need the lore behind your favorite posters... tell me about your uncles
August 31, 2023 at 3:30 AM
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We have to be respectful of Mitch McConnell’s health issues and not do things like leave him in a private karaoke room and tell him he’s on a spaceship
August 31, 2023 at 1:44 AM
Just finished the scene where Elvis’s sexy dancing causes women to magically stand up, scream, and discover their sexuality, only to tear off his jacket (making him even sexier), to which Col. Tom Parker calls him “the greatest carnival attraction ever”

I was dancin’ and shakin’ like them ladies!!!
I understand people who don’t like the movie, but the first half hour of ELVIS are honestly some of the best shit ever put on film
August 31, 2023 at 3:12 AM
I understand people who don’t like the movie, but the first half hour of ELVIS are honestly some of the best shit ever put on film
August 31, 2023 at 3:09 AM
It’s sad to watch Gen X become complete and total Facebook Boomers, mostly because it makes me worry we have max 15 years before Millennials are talking shit at Gen Alpha like “we survived 9/11 and created all the technology you can’t live without”
August 30, 2023 at 5:51 PM
Kobe O’Brien
August 30, 2023 at 3:51 PM
13 Books to Get to Know Me

The Disappearing Spoon
Devolution
Out East
Animal Farm
Lingo
Live from New York
More Happy Than Not
Simon vs the Homo Sapiens Agenda
Dune
Etymologicon
Salt Fat Acid Heat
Stories of Your Life and Others
Y: The Last Man
13(ish) books to get to know me

The Lord of the Rings
1984
Books of Blood Vols. 1-6
It
The Stand
Hitler 1889-1936: Hubris
Hitler 1936-1945: Nemesis
Let's Talk About Love: A Journey to the End of Taste
The Diary of a Teenage Girl
Black Is the Color
Jimmy Corrigan
Pim & Francie
Kramers Ergot 4
13 books to get to know me

Misery
Titus Groan/Gormenghast
The Goldfinch
The Curse of the Blue Figurine
IT
We Have Always Lived In The Castle
Lord Foul's Bane
The Lathe of Heaven
The World According To Garp
Gravity's Rainbow
Wind-up Bird Chronicle
Salem's Lot
Harriet the Spy
August 30, 2023 at 3:50 PM
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Come on, stop posting about posting and post
July 19, 2023 at 4:42 PM
Just found out that BlueSky posts don’t even send in texts properly what is going on here
August 30, 2023 at 2:34 AM
Me when I’m just vibing with my *h₁ekʷos
Sorry, can’t hear you out here on the steppe.
August 30, 2023 at 2:30 AM
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what i like about bluesky is that i have curated my timeline to the point that i’ll be vaguely aware if there’s drama but i will have no clue what it is unless i actually go looking for it
August 25, 2023 at 7:50 PM
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BREAKING: fan favorite podracer and winner of last year's Mandalore 500 Ben Quadrinaros is facing calls to resign from the sport after shocking videos surface of the intoxicated pilot harassing twi'lek dancers at Hutt 'eyes wide shut' party
August 29, 2023 at 10:21 PM
Lol I got banned from twitter bc of this joke so I’m here full time now, friends
August 28, 2023 at 4:19 AM
The opposite of a Tiger is an Antiger
July 27, 2023 at 12:52 AM
I am watching the movie ALIEN now. Has anyone seen this Sojourner Weaver broad in anything before? She seems promising
July 24, 2023 at 12:07 AM
Goseph Jerbils
#ReverseTheFirstLettersOfANaziOfficersNameToMakeItSoundLikeHeHasASmallFurryAnimalForASurnameAndThereforeEliminateTheirPower
July 24, 2023 at 12:07 AM