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Oleg Boltin vs Josh Barnett on New Years Dash? NJPW you spoil me
January 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Gonna start telling people “no offense, none taken” like it’s one complete thought
January 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Been watching Hard Knocks and can’t get over how pretty (and MARYLAND) the Ravens practice facility is. Like oh my lordddd for it to be stone and look like a horse farm?? The MOST Maryland vibe ever. So fucking preppy.
January 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Got access to New Japan World, we’ve never been so back
January 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Family adding money to my regal cinemas gift card account like its commissary
December 31, 2024 at 5:27 PM
First day out freestyle but it’s 1,329 tiny snails on an island
December 30, 2024 at 1:15 PM
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no one told me that 'who framed roger rabbit?' was a documentary about downfall of the los angeles transit system
December 28, 2024 at 8:52 PM
I have now been to two Wizards games.

2006 - Gilbert Arenas hit a buzzer beater 3 to win it
2024 - Jordan Poole hit a buzzer beater 3 to win it
December 27, 2024 at 4:43 AM
I like this photo bc John C. Reilly has been America's greatest living actor since PSH passed away
December 6, 2024 at 2:15 AM
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UPDATE: Shirt. Tie. Hoodie. Blazer. Topcoat.
December 1, 2024 at 5:39 AM
I signed up for the harbaugh family newsletter
November 26, 2024 at 1:35 PM
did you have it set to “Sam Jackson in Jackie Brown”?
one time our Alexa was like "i can now give you fashion tips if you ask me what to wear today" so i asked her what to wear and she said "leopard print kimono"
November 26, 2024 at 4:37 AM
there's a point where being tall actually makes you less cool. if you're 7'0 and didn't at least play college basketball, I automatically know you are soft in the paint. Nerd.
November 25, 2024 at 4:03 AM
“Exception that proves the rule” is what people who read books say when you own them
November 24, 2024 at 2:50 PM
I love when pro wrestlers are announced as hailing “from parts unknown” bc it implies they asked him and he just wouldn’t tell
November 24, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Lost my Nintendo switch so I’m cheering myself up by eating a big Minecraft-style loaf of bread
November 22, 2024 at 6:14 PM
America’s fast food restaurants have a first window problem. Everywhere I go they’re telling me to pull up to the second window. What happened?
November 22, 2024 at 2:01 AM
It rules one of the earliest X-Files episodes was just a direct ripoff of The Thing. Mulder should have had Kurt Russell hair for just that one, never commented on.
November 21, 2024 at 9:17 PM
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Me and the homies trading "hell yeah"s back and forth
November 16, 2024 at 8:36 PM
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We’re crossing a critical threshold where everyone now has an account they hate on here. The Age of Blood has begun
November 16, 2024 at 11:23 PM
I like my big mustache, opps can’t see me smile
November 16, 2024 at 3:53 PM
The Tyson/Paul fight feels like when they let a rich guy shoot a lion they already defanged, declawed, and drugged so he can pose next to it and pretend it's an accomplishment
November 16, 2024 at 5:22 AM