First day out freestyle but it’s 1,329 tiny snails on an island

I like this photo bc John C. Reilly has been America's greatest living actor since PSH passed away

I signed up for the harbaugh family newsletter

Lost my Nintendo switch so I’m cheering myself up by eating a big Minecraft-style loaf of bread

I like my big mustache, opps can’t see me smile

Turning into the drive thru so fast the g forces make me pass out