Splayd Gang
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Maliketh's little hip cape is life! Pyrrha Dve cracked my egg 🏳️🌈 I play Elden Ring and D&D and occasionally retweet NSFW, so no minors 🔞 maybe I'll start doing art again. Maybe I'll make a side account for my Elden Ring YouTube stuff. 18+ only he/they, 33
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Splayd Gang
@splaydgang.bsky.social
· Aug 30
We also use Black Flame Ritual as a damaging smokescreen and learn to dodge the most spammed weapon artes
It's been a good morning for invading
It's been a good morning for invading
Saw this guy with this name in the Warrior's Guild, and I felt the claws of Serosh on my shoulders saying "You know what to do"
December 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Saw this guy with this name in the Warrior's Guild, and I felt the claws of Serosh on my shoulders saying "You know what to do"
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The potential to become a truly dystopian nightmare of a partnership. Surveillance creep never ends unless we push back! ✋
www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...
Ditch #Ring! 🚫
Cancel #Flock! 🚫
Ban facial recognition! 🚫
End mass #surveillance! 🚫
#deflock #facialrecognition
www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...
Ditch #Ring! 🚫
Cancel #Flock! 🚫
Ban facial recognition! 🚫
End mass #surveillance! 🚫
#deflock #facialrecognition
2 Days until Nationwide Facial Recognition! Surveillance with Ring & Flock
YouTube video by Daniel Boctor
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The potential to become a truly dystopian nightmare of a partnership. Surveillance creep never ends unless we push back! ✋
www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...
Ditch #Ring! 🚫
Cancel #Flock! 🚫
Ban facial recognition! 🚫
End mass #surveillance! 🚫
#deflock #facialrecognition
www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...
Ditch #Ring! 🚫
Cancel #Flock! 🚫
Ban facial recognition! 🚫
End mass #surveillance! 🚫
#deflock #facialrecognition
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NYT: "Why are liberal children cutting off their MAGA parents?"
MAGA parents:
MAGA parents:
On “The Necessary Conversation” podcast, Chad’s Trump supporter parents tell him the military should follow Trump’s illegal orders and kill everyone in LA if Trump commanded it — even with him and his sister in the city😳
November 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
NYT: "Why are liberal children cutting off their MAGA parents?"
MAGA parents:
MAGA parents:
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this is by far the least cool anyone has ever made doing drugs look
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
this is by far the least cool anyone has ever made doing drugs look
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made a terrible mistake on a couple deadlines and now I find myself w a 1k debt, so I'll be taking more commissions
November 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
made a terrible mistake on a couple deadlines and now I find myself w a 1k debt, so I'll be taking more commissions
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Has anyone noticed that the man is orange? Maybe use that.
November 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Has anyone noticed that the man is orange? Maybe use that.
This absolutely fucks
November 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
This absolutely fucks
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November 29, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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this reminds me of a friend who thought he was middle class so he donated his car to a charity that helps poor people and a month later, he saw his car at his neighbor's house
November 29, 2025 at 6:31 AM
this reminds me of a friend who thought he was middle class so he donated his car to a charity that helps poor people and a month later, he saw his car at his neighbor's house
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Its my birthday today! More importantly I finally got the new pins I teased up on my shop, my birthday gift to you all!!
rjpalmerstore.com/collections/...
rjpalmerstore.com/collections/...
November 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Its my birthday today! More importantly I finally got the new pins I teased up on my shop, my birthday gift to you all!!
rjpalmerstore.com/collections/...
rjpalmerstore.com/collections/...
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OK here's the mono green commander deck! The creature base can literally be anything you find in your local game store's bulk bin that has 4 or more power because Goreclaw makes them cost 2 generic mana less. You can pack this deck full of absolute garbage creatures and it still shines
$25 Green Deck Wins - Commander (Goreclaw, Terror of Qal Sisma)
A deck created using Moxfield.
moxfield.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
OK here's the mono green commander deck! The creature base can literally be anything you find in your local game store's bulk bin that has 4 or more power because Goreclaw makes them cost 2 generic mana less. You can pack this deck full of absolute garbage creatures and it still shines
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Digging through bulk at my LGS and it looks like this is going to be an absolute beater of a deck for under $25 lmao. I will post the list when I get home
Spending Thanksgiving the way God intended: building a >$40 draft chaff mono green commander deck that takes 0 IQ to play
November 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Digging through bulk at my LGS and it looks like this is going to be an absolute beater of a deck for under $25 lmao. I will post the list when I get home
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November 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Sending love to anyone:
dealing with toxic family members
navigating a complicated relationship with food
who can’t be fully themselves at home
grieving or struggling
who wants to be home but can’t be
struggling with food insecurity
this week 🩵
dealing with toxic family members
navigating a complicated relationship with food
who can’t be fully themselves at home
grieving or struggling
who wants to be home but can’t be
struggling with food insecurity
this week 🩵
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Sending love to anyone:
dealing with toxic family members
navigating a complicated relationship with food
who can’t be fully themselves at home
grieving or struggling
who wants to be home but can’t be
struggling with food insecurity
this week 🩵
dealing with toxic family members
navigating a complicated relationship with food
who can’t be fully themselves at home
grieving or struggling
who wants to be home but can’t be
struggling with food insecurity
this week 🩵
Thanksgiving food is delicious and big communal meals are good and important for to do. If you're doing a thanks/friendsgiving guilt trip your rich people into donating to the Wampanoag people
Be underhanded about it. Play keep away with your attendance
mashpeewampanoagtribe-nsn.gov/donations
Be underhanded about it. Play keep away with your attendance
mashpeewampanoagtribe-nsn.gov/donations
Donations — Mashpee Wampanoag Tribe
Support the Mashpee Wampanoag Tribe and its efforts to protect their homeland and many programs.
mashpeewampanoagtribe-nsn.gov
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Thanksgiving food is delicious and big communal meals are good and important for to do. If you're doing a thanks/friendsgiving guilt trip your rich people into donating to the Wampanoag people
Be underhanded about it. Play keep away with your attendance
mashpeewampanoagtribe-nsn.gov/donations
Be underhanded about it. Play keep away with your attendance
mashpeewampanoagtribe-nsn.gov/donations
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Something I and everyone else need to remember is that when CEO's brag about AI becoming more and more widespread that's referring to it being shoved into every website, not user interaction or actual revenue.
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Something I and everyone else need to remember is that when CEO's brag about AI becoming more and more widespread that's referring to it being shoved into every website, not user interaction or actual revenue.
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I wish my husband and I had been invited to the meeting where the cats decided which of us they were going to claim.
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I wish my husband and I had been invited to the meeting where the cats decided which of us they were going to claim.
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me clicking by mistake on Co-pilot button...
a red and green button with the word stop on it .
ALT: a red and green button with the word stop on it .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
me clicking by mistake on Co-pilot button...
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Looove my new official malenia shirt so much aah
November 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Looove my new official malenia shirt so much aah
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The Amazon thing is just the tip of the profoundly fucked up iceberg here. A long read but a wild (and depressing) ride
How Oregon’s Data Center Boom Is Supercharging a Water Crisis
Amazon has come to the state’s eastern farmland, worsening a water pollution problem that’s been linked to cancer and miscarriages.
Rolling Stone reports in collaboration with @thefern.org: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Amazon has come to the state’s eastern farmland, worsening a water pollution problem that’s been linked to cancer and miscarriages.
Rolling Stone reports in collaboration with @thefern.org: www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The Amazon thing is just the tip of the profoundly fucked up iceberg here. A long read but a wild (and depressing) ride
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the numbers are in
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
the numbers are in
Autocorrect getting worse and worse for me. Won't even let me type real words without it trying to change it to the worse option in any situation
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Autocorrect getting worse and worse for me. Won't even let me type real words without it trying to change it to the worse option in any situation
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I wonder what 1% that was.
Only 1% of consumers said business conditions were good in the U.S., according to the Conference Board’s report.
Consumer Confidence Falls Sharply In November—Hitting Lowest Level Since April
Only 1% of consumers said business conditions were good in the U.S., according to the Conference Board’s report.
www.forbes.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I wonder what 1% that was.