Splayd Gang
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Maliketh's little hip cape is life! Pyrrha Dve cracked my egg 🏳️🌈 I play Elden Ring and D&D and occasionally retweet NSFW, so no minors 🔞 maybe I'll start doing art again. Maybe I'll make a side account for my Elden Ring YouTube stuff. 18+ only he/they, 33
Have you watched the behind the scenes on Netflix where they talk about people and color matching and lighting and ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
November 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Have you watched the behind the scenes on Netflix where they talk about people and color matching and lighting and ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
My favorite Ginyu Force members: Black Phone Teeth, Weapons Witch, bloody sock puppet probably
Google search getting worse and worse. This is the stupidest prioritization of webpage link images I've seen
Google search getting worse and worse. This is the stupidest prioritization of webpage link images I've seen
November 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
My favorite Ginyu Force members: Black Phone Teeth, Weapons Witch, bloody sock puppet probably
Google search getting worse and worse. This is the stupidest prioritization of webpage link images I've seen
Google search getting worse and worse. This is the stupidest prioritization of webpage link images I've seen
I got absolutely bodied by fliers last game night. So now I gotta go get these so my poor land bound zombies can do anything about it.
Some guy at the table suggested I go off theme and put in fliers of my own and things with reach and such
SIR! This is a 🧟💀zombie💀🧟 Deck! No fly... only gravity?
Some guy at the table suggested I go off theme and put in fliers of my own and things with reach and such
SIR! This is a 🧟💀zombie💀🧟 Deck! No fly... only gravity?
November 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I got absolutely bodied by fliers last game night. So now I gotta go get these so my poor land bound zombies can do anything about it.
Some guy at the table suggested I go off theme and put in fliers of my own and things with reach and such
SIR! This is a 🧟💀zombie💀🧟 Deck! No fly... only gravity?
Some guy at the table suggested I go off theme and put in fliers of my own and things with reach and such
SIR! This is a 🧟💀zombie💀🧟 Deck! No fly... only gravity?
I deeply love the carnivorous death ball! More of this please, mother nature. More of this
November 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I deeply love the carnivorous death ball! More of this please, mother nature. More of this
I do not use forks at home or when I pack a lunch
I sometimes use a really good spoon, I'll admit it, there are some great spoons.
This is one of them, it is my favorite spoon in the house. Perfect for both ice-cream and soup.
Both of which I could, and do, eat with a Splayd if need be
I sometimes use a really good spoon, I'll admit it, there are some great spoons.
This is one of them, it is my favorite spoon in the house. Perfect for both ice-cream and soup.
Both of which I could, and do, eat with a Splayd if need be
November 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I do not use forks at home or when I pack a lunch
I sometimes use a really good spoon, I'll admit it, there are some great spoons.
This is one of them, it is my favorite spoon in the house. Perfect for both ice-cream and soup.
Both of which I could, and do, eat with a Splayd if need be
I sometimes use a really good spoon, I'll admit it, there are some great spoons.
This is one of them, it is my favorite spoon in the house. Perfect for both ice-cream and soup.
Both of which I could, and do, eat with a Splayd if need be
For anyone that's unsure. This is a Splayd.
This is what my profile name is about
It is the best single utensil for eating everything
No it's not a spork.
It's sharper edged and pointier, better at both stabbing and to cutting through many foods, while still curved for broth
I love the Splayd
This is what my profile name is about
It is the best single utensil for eating everything
No it's not a spork.
It's sharper edged and pointier, better at both stabbing and to cutting through many foods, while still curved for broth
I love the Splayd
November 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
For anyone that's unsure. This is a Splayd.
This is what my profile name is about
It is the best single utensil for eating everything
No it's not a spork.
It's sharper edged and pointier, better at both stabbing and to cutting through many foods, while still curved for broth
I love the Splayd
This is what my profile name is about
It is the best single utensil for eating everything
No it's not a spork.
It's sharper edged and pointier, better at both stabbing and to cutting through many foods, while still curved for broth
I love the Splayd
Sometimes when a friend shows up already in costume you gotta just pull out an old Sokka Avatar The Last Aurbender cosplay to go out in... Is it cheating? Yes... Did I make it myself a while ago? Yes
November 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Sometimes when a friend shows up already in costume you gotta just pull out an old Sokka Avatar The Last Aurbender cosplay to go out in... Is it cheating? Yes... Did I make it myself a while ago? Yes
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars," "Star Trek," "Dr. Who," or "Transformers.
October 31, 2025 at 2:57 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars," "Star Trek," "Dr. Who," or "Transformers.
I... Uh... Made a new commander deck.
I wanted a 3 color Jund, so I googled "Jund legendary creature" saw the shovel man and I liked his shovel and his moxie. Looked up how much he cost and saw he came in a precon. So I grabbed the precon and moved some cards around. I now have a shovel man deck
I wanted a 3 color Jund, so I googled "Jund legendary creature" saw the shovel man and I liked his shovel and his moxie. Looked up how much he cost and saw he came in a precon. So I grabbed the precon and moved some cards around. I now have a shovel man deck
October 29, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I... Uh... Made a new commander deck.
I wanted a 3 color Jund, so I googled "Jund legendary creature" saw the shovel man and I liked his shovel and his moxie. Looked up how much he cost and saw he came in a precon. So I grabbed the precon and moved some cards around. I now have a shovel man deck
I wanted a 3 color Jund, so I googled "Jund legendary creature" saw the shovel man and I liked his shovel and his moxie. Looked up how much he cost and saw he came in a precon. So I grabbed the precon and moved some cards around. I now have a shovel man deck
I saw this so you all get to as well
Happy Halloween
Happy Halloween
October 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I saw this so you all get to as well
Happy Halloween
Happy Halloween
Luckily there's enough space for ASOIAF, Berserk, Nausica, and Wolf's Rain, and so much more! in Elden Ring. I started watching Wolf's Rain again and Ceza the "Flower Maiden" and her Loyal hound sure are Marika and Maliketh
October 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Luckily there's enough space for ASOIAF, Berserk, Nausica, and Wolf's Rain, and so much more! in Elden Ring. I started watching Wolf's Rain again and Ceza the "Flower Maiden" and her Loyal hound sure are Marika and Maliketh
The picture of Dave Franco really puts this in another bracket. Good to see clean shaven white italionish guy with thick eyebrows confusion. Big "picture of Ewan McGregor Obi Wan on the mantle that my abuela thinks is Jesus" energy
PS: congrats Luigi
PS: congrats Luigi
October 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The picture of Dave Franco really puts this in another bracket. Good to see clean shaven white italionish guy with thick eyebrows confusion. Big "picture of Ewan McGregor Obi Wan on the mantle that my abuela thinks is Jesus" energy
PS: congrats Luigi
PS: congrats Luigi
Rewatching Wolf's Rain
Love that it's about Queen Marika and Maliketh
Love that it's about Queen Marika and Maliketh
October 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Rewatching Wolf's Rain
Love that it's about Queen Marika and Maliketh
Love that it's about Queen Marika and Maliketh
The Mogis group hate deck shifted slightly into a "Devote yourself to the Dark Gods and break the seals on the ancient evils" deck there're still no creatures that ETB as Creatures, only enchantments, but I added these "late game omg how did you let me get these out and working" fun flavour options
October 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The Mogis group hate deck shifted slightly into a "Devote yourself to the Dark Gods and break the seals on the ancient evils" deck there're still no creatures that ETB as Creatures, only enchantments, but I added these "late game omg how did you let me get these out and working" fun flavour options
Oh they are absolutely dating. Exact same energy
October 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Oh they are absolutely dating. Exact same energy
I choose, objectively, the best cabbage
October 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I choose, objectively, the best cabbage
Olivia Wilde was hot as hell, that movie had the first and worst de-aging, and that soundtrack represents Daft Punk's worst collection of tracks. It was admittedly all worth it for this ⬇️ that said I would have watched Waterworld 2. I won't be watching Tron 3
October 11, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Olivia Wilde was hot as hell, that movie had the first and worst de-aging, and that soundtrack represents Daft Punk's worst collection of tracks. It was admittedly all worth it for this ⬇️ that said I would have watched Waterworld 2. I won't be watching Tron 3