Splayd Gang
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Maliketh's little hip cape is life! Pyrrha Dve cracked my egg 🏳️🌈 I play Elden Ring and D&D and occasionally retweet NSFW, so no minors 🔞 maybe I'll start doing art again. Maybe I'll make a side account for my Elden Ring YouTube stuff. 18+ only he/they, 33
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Splayd Gang
@splaydgang.bsky.social
· Aug 30
We also use Black Flame Ritual as a damaging smokescreen and learn to dodge the most spammed weapon artes
It's been a good morning for invading
It's been a good morning for invading
The federal government saying the quite part outloud. Unfortunately citizenship based on being born within a border or born to parents or a bloodline from within a certain border is... Um... Inherently... Uh... Hard to separate from... Uh... Blood and soil
So the federal government is fighting a global war on Antifa in defense of western civilization (their words). Seems like something the major media might want to look into or mention at all
November 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The federal government saying the quite part outloud. Unfortunately citizenship based on being born within a border or born to parents or a bloodline from within a certain border is... Um... Inherently... Uh... Hard to separate from... Uh... Blood and soil
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what do you call leftist reply ppl who do the "ACTUALLY one time I heard a very real story about a guy who turned 18 and had been dating someone in his grade for 8 months but she was only 17 so he went to jail! this is why the pedo/ephebo distinction is so important!"
besides I guess pedo apologist
besides I guess pedo apologist
November 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
what do you call leftist reply ppl who do the "ACTUALLY one time I heard a very real story about a guy who turned 18 and had been dating someone in his grade for 8 months but she was only 17 so he went to jail! this is why the pedo/ephebo distinction is so important!"
besides I guess pedo apologist
besides I guess pedo apologist
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Why is Microsoft President Brad Smith on Girmay Zahilay’s transition team?
Girmay Transition 2025
www.girmaytransition2025.com
November 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Why is Microsoft President Brad Smith on Girmay Zahilay’s transition team?
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jaskier’s little musical cements him as the best character on the witcher
November 16, 2025 at 7:58 AM
jaskier’s little musical cements him as the best character on the witcher
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I really think everyone should watch this: youtu.be/oADU2PIzhD0?...
The Legendary Song That Became the Rick Roll | The Story Of
YouTube video by VICE
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I really think everyone should watch this: youtu.be/oADU2PIzhD0?...
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by far the most important fact about joss whedon is that he was not allowed to be alone with michelle trachtenberg on the set of his own show
November 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
by far the most important fact about joss whedon is that he was not allowed to be alone with michelle trachtenberg on the set of his own show
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I guess we need to add a 4th death for when the ai server finally dies with the zombie homunculus ouppet AI your kids made with the dregs of your other 3 deaths after you are gone
November 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I guess we need to add a 4th death for when the ai server finally dies with the zombie homunculus ouppet AI your kids made with the dregs of your other 3 deaths after you are gone
Post your favorite Star Trek Character. Wrong answers only
November 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek Character. Wrong answers only
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Oh great so they caved and got us, not just nothing but also, more likely to die from food
Congress’s shutdown deal eliminated key food safety rules, blocking agencies from enforcing measures to prevent contamination and trace outbreaks. This rollback has coincided with a surge in hospitalizations and deaths from foodborne illnesses.
Shutdown Deal Kills Rules to Prevent Food Contamination and Foodborne Illnesses
The gutting of these rules coincides with a huge increase in hospitalizations and deaths from foodborne illnesses.
truthout.org
November 15, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Oh great so they caved and got us, not just nothing but also, more likely to die from food
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Hey, what the fuck?
Congress’s shutdown deal eliminated key food safety rules, blocking agencies from enforcing measures to prevent contamination and trace outbreaks. This rollback has coincided with a surge in hospitalizations and deaths from foodborne illnesses.
Shutdown Deal Kills Rules to Prevent Food Contamination and Foodborne Illnesses
The gutting of these rules coincides with a huge increase in hospitalizations and deaths from foodborne illnesses.
truthout.org
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Hey, what the fuck?
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You gotta shift your mindset from seeing bans as "punishment for bad post" to "tax I have to pay for really really good post" and sometimes the tax is worth it
everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.
November 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
You gotta shift your mindset from seeing bans as "punishment for bad post" to "tax I have to pay for really really good post" and sometimes the tax is worth it
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btw these people have a podcast that is recorded currently. The Origins Podcast which is part of the Origins Project which received 2 million dollars (at least) of seed money from Epstein.
So yeah.
So yeah.
November 13, 2025 at 12:21 PM
btw these people have a podcast that is recorded currently. The Origins Podcast which is part of the Origins Project which received 2 million dollars (at least) of seed money from Epstein.
So yeah.
So yeah.
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we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
we need a department of kerning
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2026 (and by extension 2028) is up for grabs for any candidate that runs on "I am putting every member of Trump's cabinet in jail and I'm not joking". It a popular position. It's the majority position. It's the morally and ethically correct position, as well as the patriotic position!
Something the US needs to accept too is that without a large-scale correction imposing consequences on a large number of people, the crisis of governance here will continue indefinitely
November 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
2026 (and by extension 2028) is up for grabs for any candidate that runs on "I am putting every member of Trump's cabinet in jail and I'm not joking". It a popular position. It's the majority position. It's the morally and ethically correct position, as well as the patriotic position!
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zoomers on twitter talking about Kirby air riders like "so they just made a GameCube game in 2025?" "uh, I dunno about the amount of content, like with no regular updates or battle passes"
...yeah? that's the point? Sakurai is gonna release a complete game, that's what we want.
...yeah? that's the point? Sakurai is gonna release a complete game, that's what we want.
November 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
zoomers on twitter talking about Kirby air riders like "so they just made a GameCube game in 2025?" "uh, I dunno about the amount of content, like with no regular updates or battle passes"
...yeah? that's the point? Sakurai is gonna release a complete game, that's what we want.
...yeah? that's the point? Sakurai is gonna release a complete game, that's what we want.
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I also like how they are emphasizing configurability and (limited) customization. Don't you hate windows? And all their bloat and surveillance and bullshit? Here's an honest to god alternative for pc gaming. That's good!
November 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I also like how they are emphasizing configurability and (limited) customization. Don't you hate windows? And all their bloat and surveillance and bullshit? Here's an honest to god alternative for pc gaming. That's good!
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mike johnson about to reach hitherto unknown levels of haven't seen that
November 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
mike johnson about to reach hitherto unknown levels of haven't seen that
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okay, so, with Dems successfully keeping anyone up in 2026 for voting for this turd let's take a look at who's up in 2026 anyway:
1. Cory Booker - apparently involved behind the scenes, constantly looking for bipartisanship. I don't dislike him personally but he doesn't have what we need. Primary.
1. Cory Booker - apparently involved behind the scenes, constantly looking for bipartisanship. I don't dislike him personally but he doesn't have what we need. Primary.
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
okay, so, with Dems successfully keeping anyone up in 2026 for voting for this turd let's take a look at who's up in 2026 anyway:
1. Cory Booker - apparently involved behind the scenes, constantly looking for bipartisanship. I don't dislike him personally but he doesn't have what we need. Primary.
1. Cory Booker - apparently involved behind the scenes, constantly looking for bipartisanship. I don't dislike him personally but he doesn't have what we need. Primary.
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I’m convinced republicans hate abortion because their mothers wished they had aborted them.
November 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I’m convinced republicans hate abortion because their mothers wished they had aborted them.
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Congratulations to Mayor-Elect Katie Wilson! @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social
I’m looking forward to working together in building a city that is affordable, safe, and thriving for working families!
I’m looking forward to working together in building a city that is affordable, safe, and thriving for working families!
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Congratulations to Mayor-Elect Katie Wilson! @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social
I’m looking forward to working together in building a city that is affordable, safe, and thriving for working families!
I’m looking forward to working together in building a city that is affordable, safe, and thriving for working families!
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Pissing off my Nightreign teammates by getting hit with Artorias’s grab attack on purpose
November 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Pissing off my Nightreign teammates by getting hit with Artorias’s grab attack on purpose
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ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
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