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September 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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August 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Aside from maybe 10 people I personally know, American Christians and Catholics scare the shit out of me.
August 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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People who think the United States isn't depraved enough to rehabilitate sexual predator Ghislaine Maxell forget how quickly the United States rehabilitated sexual predator Donald Trump. We are not a moral country; we are a country of shameless opportunism.
July 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Am I depressed because of what's happening or am I depressed because of the people who somehow didn't see it coming?

Both. It's both.
April 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I would like to smoke weed with Willie Nelson AND Snoop Dogg… then I would simply quit because I would never top that high.
April 8, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Anyone out there playing “Atomfall?” I want to hear your opinion about it.
April 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Oh yeah!
Toxic Avenger | Official Teaser #1 | Miss Meat
YouTube video by Bloody Disgusting Horror
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March 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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What To Know About Beef Tallow
theonion.com/what-to...
March 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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What horseshit from DOD that they "mistakenly" deleted pages on the Navajo Code Talkers, black Medal of Honor recipients, Jackie Robinson, and more. They labeled them DEI and deleted them and then got caught and now they're scrambling. Nobody changes a URL by mistake. Constant lies.
March 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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This is a coup! U.S. Institute for Peace called the DC police on the Musk team members in an effort to stop them from trespassing because the institute has control of its own building and the land it sits on. But instead, the DC police allowed them to enter and kicked out the institute’s officials.
March 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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I saw this on Threads, and thought you might like it.
March 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]

CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Vampire: Please invite me or I can't come in

Chuck Schumer: Promise not to hurt anyone?

Vampire: Haha we promise no such thing

Chuck Schumer: K get in here
March 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Per egg, which is cheaper now? Chicken eggs or Cadbury?
March 12, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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March 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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“Oh my GOD the cast we’ve assembled for this film! Peter Gallagher! John Lithgow! Frances McDormand! Top shelf! We need a title that befits their level of respect!”

“Don’t worry, it’s covered.”
March 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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ICE arrested a Palestinian activist with permanent residency for leading student protests against the war.

This escalation of the Trump administration's pledge to detain and deport student activists is chilling. No one should face deportation for exercising their right to protest. bit.ly/41FILc2
Immigration agents arrest Palestinian activist who helped lead Columbia University protests
A prominent Palestinian activist who helped lead last spring's protests at Columbia University has been arrested by federal immigration agents.
bit.ly
March 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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March 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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March 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Might save a life.
March 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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There are Democrats who voted to censure Al Green? Just become a Republican you assholes.
March 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Yep, it’s hard to disagree with this.
March 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Well played.
March 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM