Angel Devil

millenial with 25,000 followers: yall this is an important moment to invigorate the working class and build automated socialism for gamers. we can recover from tuca and bertie getting cut. solidarity!

zoomer with a cop's gun: the sun rises as it sets. we'll all meet god today

(cooking video made for rage bait) And now I'm going to put in thirty sticks, of butter

Snarky chef (squinting, 2 inch from camera) More like thirty sticks of what the fuck are you doing.

remove "identify as" and "valid" from your vocabulary im serious

"oh war makes us all into disposable objects instead of fully realized people boo hoo" welcome to womanhood

My Chemical Armpit Burns

If I die in near future
I kill myself by this happy day
If i'm alive in near future, I live today

this is important

how much money could this person possibly be making off of these

The Milky Way galaxy captured by the Hubble Space telescope

me: dude we gotta take this convo to signal

my FBI handler: haha what's that never heard of it

me recording a front facing video in my house: alright folks we got another four long years ahead of us! it’s time to resist ✊

the guy i kidnapped and dress up as a blue pikmin and force to follow me around all day picking up soda cans and dead batteries seen tied up in the background: hep

All I wanna see is 1080p
But reality keep me on 240
And all I wanna be is truly happy
Baby, hold me down forever like
gravity

survive

(twenty minutes into a video game) ah hell this is one of those you have to get good at fuck this

JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going

My first #bluesky! #trannies4jesus