Arachne, beeper of beeps
@spiderbox.bsky.social
art ghoul
vibe assassin
softboi malcontent
unpaid FBI camgirl
they/it
eeby deeby
vibe assassin
softboi malcontent
unpaid FBI camgirl
they/it
eeby deeby
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99% of my physical mail is junk. 99% of my email is junk. 99% of my voicemail is junk. I'm losing touch with people because they're lost in a sea of spam. I'm losing my mind. I was not made for this world. I don't think anybody was made for this, even the people who made it this way.
December 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
99% of my physical mail is junk. 99% of my email is junk. 99% of my voicemail is junk. I'm losing touch with people because they're lost in a sea of spam. I'm losing my mind. I was not made for this world. I don't think anybody was made for this, even the people who made it this way.
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Portland is peaceful.
"Antifa" is fictitious.
Worldviews vehemently against fascism are ethical and wise.
Inciting violence is pathologic.
"Antifa" is fictitious.
Worldviews vehemently against fascism are ethical and wise.
Inciting violence is pathologic.
September 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Portland is peaceful.
"Antifa" is fictitious.
Worldviews vehemently against fascism are ethical and wise.
Inciting violence is pathologic.
"Antifa" is fictitious.
Worldviews vehemently against fascism are ethical and wise.
Inciting violence is pathologic.
I loaded two different U-Hauls today (and drove one for the first time ever-- terrifying.)
Does this mean I've finally earned my lesbian wings?
Does this mean I've finally earned my lesbian wings?
September 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I loaded two different U-Hauls today (and drove one for the first time ever-- terrifying.)
Does this mean I've finally earned my lesbian wings?
Does this mean I've finally earned my lesbian wings?
It would either be very hard or exceedingly easy to forge my signature- as *I* can't even seem to get it to come out legibly, or the same shape twice.
September 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
It would either be very hard or exceedingly easy to forge my signature- as *I* can't even seem to get it to come out legibly, or the same shape twice.
Moms can't understand why I'm scowling at America's Got Talent audition of Boston Dynamics, a sync'd robot dog dance.
Hard to explain to fmr. prison guard:cute robodog dance is soft face PR m/f consent of military contractor that wants it tasering minorities, political opps w/i an election cycle.
Hard to explain to fmr. prison guard:cute robodog dance is soft face PR m/f consent of military contractor that wants it tasering minorities, political opps w/i an election cycle.
September 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Moms can't understand why I'm scowling at America's Got Talent audition of Boston Dynamics, a sync'd robot dog dance.
Hard to explain to fmr. prison guard:cute robodog dance is soft face PR m/f consent of military contractor that wants it tasering minorities, political opps w/i an election cycle.
Hard to explain to fmr. prison guard:cute robodog dance is soft face PR m/f consent of military contractor that wants it tasering minorities, political opps w/i an election cycle.
W/ my arthritic knees & thumbs as they are: it feels like a disability milestone that I'm now reliant on the sturdy metal hand bar of the nearby stair climber to get out of bed. The option to pull up takes so much creak, lurch and pain-press off my joints. Installing grab rail wherever I sleep next.
September 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
W/ my arthritic knees & thumbs as they are: it feels like a disability milestone that I'm now reliant on the sturdy metal hand bar of the nearby stair climber to get out of bed. The option to pull up takes so much creak, lurch and pain-press off my joints. Installing grab rail wherever I sleep next.
I think tonight, to be ripe;
for a good, old-fashioned,
therapeutic ugly cry ~ ~
for a good, old-fashioned,
therapeutic ugly cry ~ ~
September 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I think tonight, to be ripe;
for a good, old-fashioned,
therapeutic ugly cry ~ ~
for a good, old-fashioned,
therapeutic ugly cry ~ ~
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Everyone I love is in so much pain and so am I and we're all so exhausted it's getting harder and harder to be there for each other even though we know that being there for each other is how we get through it. None of us are sleeping enough or eating enough.
August 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Everyone I love is in so much pain and so am I and we're all so exhausted it's getting harder and harder to be there for each other even though we know that being there for each other is how we get through it. None of us are sleeping enough or eating enough.
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age 15: Computers are amazing! I'm going to do amazing things with computers!
age 45: explaining to the fourth person this week why Chat GPT is not a replacement for google or the library or friends
age 45: explaining to the fourth person this week why Chat GPT is not a replacement for google or the library or friends
August 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
age 15: Computers are amazing! I'm going to do amazing things with computers!
age 45: explaining to the fourth person this week why Chat GPT is not a replacement for google or the library or friends
age 45: explaining to the fourth person this week why Chat GPT is not a replacement for google or the library or friends
"Am I still an egg, MtF yet unrealized? I play a lot of female char.s for s1 dressing masc."
(Then body fantasy = like: muscular femme twink w/ big hair, long spindly limbs/claws. Very it/its.)
Maybe not. Closer to 'W' than 'M' inside, but decidedly neither. Here's to a lifetime of misgendering.
(Then body fantasy = like: muscular femme twink w/ big hair, long spindly limbs/claws. Very it/its.)
Maybe not. Closer to 'W' than 'M' inside, but decidedly neither. Here's to a lifetime of misgendering.
August 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
"Am I still an egg, MtF yet unrealized? I play a lot of female char.s for s1 dressing masc."
(Then body fantasy = like: muscular femme twink w/ big hair, long spindly limbs/claws. Very it/its.)
Maybe not. Closer to 'W' than 'M' inside, but decidedly neither. Here's to a lifetime of misgendering.
(Then body fantasy = like: muscular femme twink w/ big hair, long spindly limbs/claws. Very it/its.)
Maybe not. Closer to 'W' than 'M' inside, but decidedly neither. Here's to a lifetime of misgendering.
Ppl who drive vehicles that very much look like police vehicles (but aren't, [probably]) are still narcs; either passively-or-actively increasing public perception of police presence. Baseline intimidation, if not d/t.
August 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Ppl who drive vehicles that very much look like police vehicles (but aren't, [probably]) are still narcs; either passively-or-actively increasing public perception of police presence. Baseline intimidation, if not d/t.
Tired in the morning? Can't get brain to turn on? Try dumping bleach all over all of your clothes. You will be very awake.
August 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Tired in the morning? Can't get brain to turn on? Try dumping bleach all over all of your clothes. You will be very awake.
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Ticketmaster sending me invites to buy tickets for unrepentant, known abuser’s comedy show, but we gotta kick all the kink games off the internet? Cancel culture works in very specific ways huh
July 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Ticketmaster sending me invites to buy tickets for unrepentant, known abuser’s comedy show, but we gotta kick all the kink games off the internet? Cancel culture works in very specific ways huh
It Feels So Good
July 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It Feels So Good
Pierce Brosnan biopic starring John Mullaney, still speaking in his regular voice.
July 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Pierce Brosnan biopic starring John Mullaney, still speaking in his regular voice.
When the MAGA crowd finds out that they, in fact, elected the sinister deep state cabal of Satanist PDFs, do you think they're gonna reprise their whole 'building a gallows on the white house lawn' thing, or are they done with political activism until the next time they're personally inconvenienced?
July 20, 2025 at 7:10 AM
When the MAGA crowd finds out that they, in fact, elected the sinister deep state cabal of Satanist PDFs, do you think they're gonna reprise their whole 'building a gallows on the white house lawn' thing, or are they done with political activism until the next time they're personally inconvenienced?
Spider wants to get turnt
July 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Spider wants to get turnt
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me to my closest friends:
me to some man who would absolutely leave me to die in the street: i guess my ninth birthday party was when i started to feel out of place. ever since then i just don’t see where i fit, you know? what my place is in this world. it’s especially hard since my father died an
me to some man who would absolutely leave me to die in the street: i guess my ninth birthday party was when i started to feel out of place. ever since then i just don’t see where i fit, you know? what my place is in this world. it’s especially hard since my father died an
July 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
me to my closest friends:
me to some man who would absolutely leave me to die in the street: i guess my ninth birthday party was when i started to feel out of place. ever since then i just don’t see where i fit, you know? what my place is in this world. it’s especially hard since my father died an
me to some man who would absolutely leave me to die in the street: i guess my ninth birthday party was when i started to feel out of place. ever since then i just don’t see where i fit, you know? what my place is in this world. it’s especially hard since my father died an
I rly enjoy having access to a fire pit.
June 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I rly enjoy having access to a fire pit.
Sale on crayons. Gonna use the crazy morning sun heat tomorrow to try this melty stuff. Art collab w/🌅
June 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Sale on crayons. Gonna use the crazy morning sun heat tomorrow to try this melty stuff. Art collab w/🌅
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I am anti doomerism/fatalism but also I think I hate the word ‘positivity’ so much. To me it’s been ruined by weirdo culty wellness capitalists and people who want to avoid any and all real talk or just full on gaslight you when things are actually bad.
June 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I am anti doomerism/fatalism but also I think I hate the word ‘positivity’ so much. To me it’s been ruined by weirdo culty wellness capitalists and people who want to avoid any and all real talk or just full on gaslight you when things are actually bad.
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Elect a Republican, start a war. Every Republican president since i was a child has started a new war.
June 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Elect a Republican, start a war. Every Republican president since i was a child has started a new war.
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Yet Luigi launched a thousand hand-wringing op-eds from the chattering class. Makes you think
A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.
June 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Yet Luigi launched a thousand hand-wringing op-eds from the chattering class. Makes you think