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Hooray. What fresh new hell do we get today?
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February 15, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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Happening now in Silicon Valley: marchers have surrounded the Palantir building and are holding a prayer vigil for victims of ICE, while video of ICE and Palantir crimes is projected on the building. #abolishice #iceout #palantir #paloalto
Outside in the evening. An office building with video and the words "Palantir Powers Fascism" projected at top. Below, a crowd of people with signs and candles memorializing people who have died at the hands of ICE.
February 6, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Good. Applause to ProPublica for practicing public interest journalism.

Now, charge these bloodthirsty, murdering fuckheads.

Then, Johnathan Ross.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
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February 2, 2026 at 7:25 AM
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pershing48.bsky.social
Noam Chomsky and Stephen Pinker say Epstein was an intellectual force with a mind like steel trap and then his e-mails read like the ending of Flowers for Algernon.
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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havoc147.bsky.social
This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.
January 28, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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smotus.bsky.social
Okay I think I've mapped out ICE politics as of Monday night
January 27, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Just ate a burrito I made 4 months ago, wrapped in foil, tossed in the freezer, and forgot.

Damn fine burrito.
January 27, 2026 at 8:11 AM
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@lukeoneil47.bsky.social ‘s verse about this never fails to move me
This is my blood I marvel at the design of our weapons. So sophisticated that they can transform any man woman or child into a terrorist. Writing in their flight between launch and concussion an entire alternate history of a life. Just as the cop's bullet convicts you of a crime. Its presence in your body evidence enough that it always belonged there. A violent transubstantiation.
January 25, 2026 at 2:45 AM
My Friday. It’s a good thing.

I’m all fucked up.
Bruised and cut up forearm The other bruised and cut up forearm.
January 20, 2026 at 9:36 AM
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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Me gusto Don Martin.
January 5, 2026 at 8:35 AM
Haa. The Dollop, E714, 10:50:

Dave: “Who gets fatter on a bike ride?”

Cracking up.
January 5, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Updated pocket inventory. 7 pounds. Add work keys and phone, 10.
January 5, 2026 at 6:42 AM
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smartbitches.bsky.social
Sometimes the scroll is startlingly on point.
Reposted b Bruno J. Navarro @brunojnavarro.b... 4d started / going TechCrunch https://techcrunch.com Microsoft CEO says up to 30% of the company's code was written by Al 29 Apr 2025 - Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella said that 20% to 30% of code inside the company's repositories was "written by software" meaning... Next article Hacker News https://news.ycombinator.com Microsoft admits almost all major Windows 11 core features are broken 1 day ago - Except it's not totally terrible. What makes it terrible is the privacy invasions and the consent issues Microsoft has with its users, along ... Followed by Endless Screaming @infinitescream... 1m ΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΑΗΗΗΗ H
December 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Retail indicators.

I am a damned walking biohazard.
Forefinger cut BY A GODDAMNED ZIP TIE. Took 2 days to stop bleeding. Super glue finally closed it Literally just *bumped* a corner of a pallet stack. Bled for 6 hours until I got sick of it and super glued this.
December 20, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Don’t bork, don’t bork, don’t bork…
December 19, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Gonna make these ground beef hands do another week.

I *may* have gotten soft in 25+ years in corporate shitbaggery.
December 18, 2025 at 6:52 AM
That’s some high-quality corrugated paper cut action.

Cardboard is evil. Necessary, but evil.
November 29, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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senategabe.bsky.social
Excellent piece.
Oaths Of Office, And How Everyone Not Moving To Impeach Trump Is Violating Their Own
Until very recently the only member of Congress excused from not having moved to impeach Trump was Rep. Grijalva, because until someone swore her in there was nothing she could officially do. But f…
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November 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Heh. Pocket inventory. Can’t find my leatherman.

Desperately need my leatherman.

The weight may pull my pants straight off, but…

UTILITY!

Want a mandarin orange slice?
Cough drops, lip balm, flashlight, 6 snack bars, a flashlight, car keys, pocket knife, wallet, and a container of mandarin oranges. This is the payload of my kneepad-enhanced cargo pants to do retail battle. Mandarin oranges are delicious.
November 10, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Need some work done on my back, went to see the doctor.

"Good news. We've found a replacement lumbar. Bad news, it's Dick Cheney's."

*blink*

"You're telling me you couldn't find me a democratic leader's lumbar?"

"Mister Plerg, the lumbar is part of the spine."
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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theonion.com
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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samadams.bsky.social
Six people died from tampered Tylenol and the company pulled 30 million bottles off the market. ChatGPT is accused of urging seven people towards suicide, and OpenAI just assures us they’re still working out the kinks. Billions in investment, zero accountability.
OpenAI faces 7 lawsuits claiming ChatGPT drove people to suicide, delusions
OpenAI is facing seven lawsuits claiming ChatGPT drove people to suicide and harmful delusions even when they had no prior mental health issues.
apnews.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
The Onion may be our last diligent news reporting agency.
dgcomedy.bsky.social Dana Goldberg @dgcomedy.bsky.social · Nov 8
I need you all to know that my mother sent me this. 🤣 That is all.
November 8, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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altnps.bsky.social
Trump got his wish to starve Americans. The Supreme Court has allowed the Trump administration to temporarily withhold portions of SNAP payments for November. Huge thanks to the states and workers who rushed to process benefits before the ruling came down, not all heroes wear capes!
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 AM