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Sperkplerg
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Hooray. What fresh new hell do we get today?
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My Friday. It’s a good thing.

I’m all fucked up.
Bruised and cut up forearm The other bruised and cut up forearm.
January 20, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Me gusto Don Martin.
January 5, 2026 at 8:35 AM
Updated pocket inventory. 7 pounds. Add work keys and phone, 10.
January 5, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Close second:
December 28, 2025 at 7:47 AM
December 28, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Retail indicators.

I am a damned walking biohazard.
Forefinger cut BY A GODDAMNED ZIP TIE. Took 2 days to stop bleeding. Super glue finally closed it Literally just *bumped* a corner of a pallet stack. Bled for 6 hours until I got sick of it and super glued this.
December 20, 2025 at 7:33 AM
*sigh of relief and continued faith in Linux*
December 19, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Don’t bork, don’t bork, don’t bork…
December 19, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Gonna make these ground beef hands do another week.

I *may* have gotten soft in 25+ years in corporate shitbaggery.
December 18, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Kinda stoked to see what happens on your side
December 18, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Cook, Goose.

Heh.
December 18, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Foxgloves. Mangle away.
December 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Also, got punched by a display box.

Damn thing is never gonna heal.
November 29, 2025 at 6:37 AM
That’s some high-quality corrugated paper cut action.

Cardboard is evil. Necessary, but evil.
November 29, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Haa. That explains a few things.

Missing: wallet and car keys.

If I’m running around pantsless, I swear, my narrow ass just lost a battle with gravity.
November 10, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Heh. Pocket inventory. Can’t find my leatherman.

Desperately need my leatherman.

The weight may pull my pants straight off, but…

UTILITY!

Want a mandarin orange slice?
Cough drops, lip balm, flashlight, 6 snack bars, a flashlight, car keys, pocket knife, wallet, and a container of mandarin oranges. This is the payload of my kneepad-enhanced cargo pants to do retail battle. Mandarin oranges are delicious.
November 10, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Maggie and her best pal Xantha:

“We play weird.”
October 27, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Corrugated hell.
My thumb, smashed to shit, via corrugated media (aka cardboard).
October 21, 2025 at 7:38 AM
"This is gonna sound crazy, but this hole was here when I got here.

"No shit!

"Also, this mud on my nose? That happened earlier when I ate it chasing Sasquatch in the forest.

"To protect YOU

"I didn't do nuffin' but my job, Manservant."

*doe eyes*
Exceptionally guilty-looking German shepherd in front of an arm-deep hole in the yard giving its owner (or, "manservant," if you will) an exceptionally "not-guilty" look that is likely to be accepted.
October 20, 2025 at 7:34 AM
PNW foxgloves
PNW Summer Foxgloves
October 17, 2025 at 7:26 AM
click to full size.

Count the bees.
October 2, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Test? 12 bucks. UrgentCare telemedicine session on Saturday: $250.

Paid with CC numbers and CVV chatted in the clear.

Paxlovid?
$1,500.

0.o

Can't afford Paxlovid. Work says "be here."

I didn't want to go infect people. I had to.

(I masked, hand washed, and stayed well clear as best I could.)
A picture of a covid test so positive, it's a little frightening.
September 8, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Goddammit. That “t” line lit up so fast, it almost made a sound.
August 23, 2025 at 7:17 AM
@cola.baby thanks for the new shirts.

I *love* walking downtown and seeing the melted eyes recognize reality when they read my “Failed State” shirt. I also get nods.

You help us recognize ourselves.

I cannot wait to wander about with my Punisher shirt.

Thank you for keeping the voice strong.
August 20, 2025 at 5:33 AM
@cola.baby

Awesome.
June 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM