Sperkplerg
@sperkplerg.bsky.social
Hooray. What fresh new hell do we get today?
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You know. Go bananas.
We're with you.
We're with you.
February 13, 2026 at 6:53 AM
You know. Go bananas.
We're with you.
We're with you.
And were those BLS statistics delivered to you in sharpie on ketchup-stained penmanship tablet?
You're reporting on ginned-up data. And you know it.
You're reporting on ginned-up data. And you know it.
February 12, 2026 at 9:48 PM
And were those BLS statistics delivered to you in sharpie on ketchup-stained penmanship tablet?
You're reporting on ginned-up data. And you know it.
You're reporting on ginned-up data. And you know it.
After yesterday, it's hard to imagine anyone who wants Kid Rock in their feed over Bad Bunny.
Or, at least, it's hard to know a functional human who could want that.
Spanish is a beautiful language spoken by really nice people.
Try it out.
Or, at least, it's hard to know a functional human who could want that.
Spanish is a beautiful language spoken by really nice people.
Try it out.
February 10, 2026 at 8:51 AM
After yesterday, it's hard to imagine anyone who wants Kid Rock in their feed over Bad Bunny.
Or, at least, it's hard to know a functional human who could want that.
Spanish is a beautiful language spoken by really nice people.
Try it out.
Or, at least, it's hard to know a functional human who could want that.
Spanish is a beautiful language spoken by really nice people.
Try it out.
I just laughed whiskey out of my nose.
February 10, 2026 at 6:57 AM
I just laughed whiskey out of my nose.
(I should have said "Bunch of fascist bellends," but it didn't fit on one line)
February 10, 2026 at 6:56 AM
(I should have said "Bunch of fascist bellends," but it didn't fit on one line)
One foreign entry for honorable mention, please.
(Don't worry. It's from a time when we weren't a bunch of bastards)
(Don't worry. It's from a time when we weren't a bunch of bastards)
Little Old Lady "Thank You" Commercial | Discount Tire
YouTube video by Discount Tire
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 6:54 AM
One foreign entry for honorable mention, please.
(Don't worry. It's from a time when we weren't a bunch of bastards)
(Don't worry. It's from a time when we weren't a bunch of bastards)
What? Complete, awful douchebags in Santa Cruz? The hell you say.
February 10, 2026 at 3:05 AM
What? Complete, awful douchebags in Santa Cruz? The hell you say.
“Winter denied” sounds a lot like the logic expressed in “let’s launch a nuke at a hurricane.”
No matter how overarmed and bloodthirsty you are, you can’t deny a season, you dum dums.
Go eat your crayons.
No matter how overarmed and bloodthirsty you are, you can’t deny a season, you dum dums.
Go eat your crayons.
February 9, 2026 at 9:50 PM
“Winter denied” sounds a lot like the logic expressed in “let’s launch a nuke at a hurricane.”
No matter how overarmed and bloodthirsty you are, you can’t deny a season, you dum dums.
Go eat your crayons.
No matter how overarmed and bloodthirsty you are, you can’t deny a season, you dum dums.
Go eat your crayons.
Let's see here.
Dogshit movie about a dogshit person propped up by dogshit sycophants.
Duh.
The few gullible promoters have shifted attention to Alien Theory, or NESARA/GESARA, or other similar dumbassery.
No fucking shit it's out of steam.
Its steam was provided by moronic dipshits.
Dogshit movie about a dogshit person propped up by dogshit sycophants.
Duh.
The few gullible promoters have shifted attention to Alien Theory, or NESARA/GESARA, or other similar dumbassery.
No fucking shit it's out of steam.
Its steam was provided by moronic dipshits.
February 9, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Let's see here.
Dogshit movie about a dogshit person propped up by dogshit sycophants.
Duh.
The few gullible promoters have shifted attention to Alien Theory, or NESARA/GESARA, or other similar dumbassery.
No fucking shit it's out of steam.
Its steam was provided by moronic dipshits.
Dogshit movie about a dogshit person propped up by dogshit sycophants.
Duh.
The few gullible promoters have shifted attention to Alien Theory, or NESARA/GESARA, or other similar dumbassery.
No fucking shit it's out of steam.
Its steam was provided by moronic dipshits.
Great balance in this composition.
Well captured.
Well captured.
February 9, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Great balance in this composition.
Well captured.
Well captured.
This makes me suspicious of the "I" in "FBI."
There is no I in Law Enforcement.
There is no I in Law Enforcement.
February 9, 2026 at 6:57 AM
This makes me suspicious of the "I" in "FBI."
There is no I in Law Enforcement.
There is no I in Law Enforcement.
Check out this "nonpartisan" group.
Fuck these fascists. How many of these bile-spewing jackasses are in the Epstein files?
freedom250.org
Fuck these fascists. How many of these bile-spewing jackasses are in the Epstein files?
freedom250.org
Freedom 250
Official website of Freedom 250
freedom250.org
February 9, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Check out this "nonpartisan" group.
Fuck these fascists. How many of these bile-spewing jackasses are in the Epstein files?
freedom250.org
Fuck these fascists. How many of these bile-spewing jackasses are in the Epstein files?
freedom250.org
The first candidate who has a 2026 "reversal of power" plan (Presuming congress gains some stopping power in midterms) that has a holistic approach to halting the authoritarianism, *and* unwinding, then repairing the damage done has my interest.
Currently, none of them have my interest.
Currently, none of them have my interest.
February 9, 2026 at 6:42 AM
The first candidate who has a 2026 "reversal of power" plan (Presuming congress gains some stopping power in midterms) that has a holistic approach to halting the authoritarianism, *and* unwinding, then repairing the damage done has my interest.
Currently, none of them have my interest.
Currently, none of them have my interest.
That woman looks like an alien Karen.
Gala season. Oh, the stress.
Gala season. Oh, the stress.
February 9, 2026 at 6:30 AM
That woman looks like an alien Karen.
Gala season. Oh, the stress.
Gala season. Oh, the stress.
Either way, your buzzard-class demographic profits.
So, really, who fucking cares?
So, really, who fucking cares?
February 7, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Either way, your buzzard-class demographic profits.
So, really, who fucking cares?
So, really, who fucking cares?
As long as your child's passion isn't acting, voiceover work, modeling, painting, singing, writing, building video games, drafting plans for bridges, or writing code, This should work fine.
What trade is it that uses pitchforks and torches? That might need to be your passion.
What trade is it that uses pitchforks and torches? That might need to be your passion.
February 7, 2026 at 6:01 AM
As long as your child's passion isn't acting, voiceover work, modeling, painting, singing, writing, building video games, drafting plans for bridges, or writing code, This should work fine.
What trade is it that uses pitchforks and torches? That might need to be your passion.
What trade is it that uses pitchforks and torches? That might need to be your passion.
This man said he would "Act presidential."
Still waiting.
What a douchebag.
Still waiting.
What a douchebag.
February 6, 2026 at 7:29 AM
This man said he would "Act presidential."
Still waiting.
What a douchebag.
Still waiting.
What a douchebag.
Openclaw is a security incident.
If you’ve deployed this, contact your security team now.
If you’ve deployed this, contact your security team now.
February 4, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Openclaw is a security incident.
If you’ve deployed this, contact your security team now.
If you’ve deployed this, contact your security team now.
"Your retirement is starting to collapse. That's a good thing."
-- The "Fuck you" desk at the NYT
-- The "Fuck you" desk at the NYT
February 4, 2026 at 4:21 AM
"Your retirement is starting to collapse. That's a good thing."
-- The "Fuck you" desk at the NYT
-- The "Fuck you" desk at the NYT
The hell it's not. $2700 to $5300?
This is 100 percent shitbag profit taking.
This is 100 percent shitbag profit taking.
February 2, 2026 at 9:25 AM
The hell it's not. $2700 to $5300?
This is 100 percent shitbag profit taking.
This is 100 percent shitbag profit taking.
How about zombie, forever subscriptions metastasizing to bloatware?
Do you inform about that?
365/Copilot are scams. Anyone pushing this horseshit is a 2nd level scammer.
Do you inform about that?
365/Copilot are scams. Anyone pushing this horseshit is a 2nd level scammer.
February 2, 2026 at 9:21 AM
How about zombie, forever subscriptions metastasizing to bloatware?
Do you inform about that?
365/Copilot are scams. Anyone pushing this horseshit is a 2nd level scammer.
Do you inform about that?
365/Copilot are scams. Anyone pushing this horseshit is a 2nd level scammer.
Same for their second-line scammers.
Snakes.
Snakes.
February 2, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Same for their second-line scammers.
Snakes.
Snakes.
Linkedin learning?
Sign on up if you want your entire employment history hoovered up and prepped for scams.
Linked in is a garbage dump of scams and bullshit.
Want to learn something? Find ANY other source.
Linkedin/MS will just bleed you.
Sign on up if you want your entire employment history hoovered up and prepped for scams.
Linked in is a garbage dump of scams and bullshit.
Want to learn something? Find ANY other source.
Linkedin/MS will just bleed you.
February 2, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Linkedin learning?
Sign on up if you want your entire employment history hoovered up and prepped for scams.
Linked in is a garbage dump of scams and bullshit.
Want to learn something? Find ANY other source.
Linkedin/MS will just bleed you.
Sign on up if you want your entire employment history hoovered up and prepped for scams.
Linked in is a garbage dump of scams and bullshit.
Want to learn something? Find ANY other source.
Linkedin/MS will just bleed you.