@pershing48.bsky.social
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Blood donor
Cat guy
Wimpy liberal
Blood donor
Cat guy
Wimpy liberal
This was in my head and will be funny to maybe one follower
February 15, 2026 at 2:21 AM
This was in my head and will be funny to maybe one follower
Digging the names on the Denmark hockey team. Molgaard, Aagaardd.
*Space Ghost voice
"Molgaard, are you aware of the health effects of drinking tallboys?"
"It makes me feel like a Viking"
*Space Ghost voice
"Molgaard, are you aware of the health effects of drinking tallboys?"
"It makes me feel like a Viking"
February 14, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Digging the names on the Denmark hockey team. Molgaard, Aagaardd.
*Space Ghost voice
"Molgaard, are you aware of the health effects of drinking tallboys?"
"It makes me feel like a Viking"
*Space Ghost voice
"Molgaard, are you aware of the health effects of drinking tallboys?"
"It makes me feel like a Viking"
*Biology teacher voice
"Individual organisms don't evolve, species evolve over time as the genotypes of their members shift"
"Individual organisms don't evolve, species evolve over time as the genotypes of their members shift"
February 14, 2026 at 1:16 AM
*Biology teacher voice
"Individual organisms don't evolve, species evolve over time as the genotypes of their members shift"
"Individual organisms don't evolve, species evolve over time as the genotypes of their members shift"
OP is out of their damn mind, there's plenty of places to get $2 PBR. Like the horror themed dive bar, or the punk dive bar, or the coke dealer dive bar, or the fentanyl dive bar. Plenty of options!
"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
February 14, 2026 at 12:52 AM
OP is out of their damn mind, there's plenty of places to get $2 PBR. Like the horror themed dive bar, or the punk dive bar, or the coke dealer dive bar, or the fentanyl dive bar. Plenty of options!
Trump pictured here searching for legal arguments not yet articulated
February 13, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Trump pictured here searching for legal arguments not yet articulated
But for real folks, try to get more fiber in your diet. It may save your ass (literally). It's kind of like the anti-sodium in that if you eat mostly fast food you won't get any fiber from that.
I do find it odd most "high fiber foods" listicles don't list avocado. A single hass has like 10-15 g.
I do find it odd most "high fiber foods" listicles don't list avocado. A single hass has like 10-15 g.
February 13, 2026 at 5:41 PM
But for real folks, try to get more fiber in your diet. It may save your ass (literally). It's kind of like the anti-sodium in that if you eat mostly fast food you won't get any fiber from that.
I do find it odd most "high fiber foods" listicles don't list avocado. A single hass has like 10-15 g.
I do find it odd most "high fiber foods" listicles don't list avocado. A single hass has like 10-15 g.
You might think this goes against their love of preventing the birth of new minorities with citizen's rights but I'm sure Roberts and Miller will find some atrocity that allows them to square this circle.
The Trump administration is incarcerating migrant girls in, essentially, a forced pregnancy camp.
Trump administration is sending pregnant migrant girls to South Texas shelter flagged as medically inadequate
Government sources and advocates for the children worry the goal is to concentrate them in Texas, where abortion is banned.
www.kut.org
February 12, 2026 at 6:28 PM
You might think this goes against their love of preventing the birth of new minorities with citizen's rights but I'm sure Roberts and Miller will find some atrocity that allows them to square this circle.
I see six months later the neighbors dog is still an untrained freak. We share a wall and I can hear him bouncing off it whenever she gets home. I passed her in the hallway recently and she had to press the dog against the hallway and block him from me like I had cartoon ribeyes on my lapels.
February 12, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I see six months later the neighbors dog is still an untrained freak. We share a wall and I can hear him bouncing off it whenever she gets home. I passed her in the hallway recently and she had to press the dog against the hallway and block him from me like I had cartoon ribeyes on my lapels.
"China will eat Canada alive and all we'll get is the leftovers"
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Trump: “The first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup.”
February 9, 2026 at 11:01 PM
"China will eat Canada alive and all we'll get is the leftovers"
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Oh I missed that George Foreman died last year. I guess that's why they got Tyson instead of him to do the ad for Real Foods dot gov
February 9, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Oh I missed that George Foreman died last year. I guess that's why they got Tyson instead of him to do the ad for Real Foods dot gov
*Ralph Wiggum voice
"Mrs. Hoover the grass are people"
"Mrs. Hoover the grass are people"
February 9, 2026 at 2:00 PM
*Ralph Wiggum voice
"Mrs. Hoover the grass are people"
"Mrs. Hoover the grass are people"
Scrolling my entire feed and I know a lot more about Bad Bunny now but I don't know who actually won the game.
February 9, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Scrolling my entire feed and I know a lot more about Bad Bunny now but I don't know who actually won the game.
Damn, normie liberal punk bands are talking about killing ICE agents in the street execution style. I think a Rubicon might have been crossed.
February 9, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Damn, normie liberal punk bands are talking about killing ICE agents in the street execution style. I think a Rubicon might have been crossed.
White normies at the pub being radicalized by the Bad Bunny halftime show.
"Oh my god, the power lines! That's a reference to how the US fucked Puerto Rico after Hurricane Maria! Thousands died, we should hunt and kill Ryan Zinke"
"Oh my god, the power lines! That's a reference to how the US fucked Puerto Rico after Hurricane Maria! Thousands died, we should hunt and kill Ryan Zinke"
February 9, 2026 at 2:37 AM
White normies at the pub being radicalized by the Bad Bunny halftime show.
"Oh my god, the power lines! That's a reference to how the US fucked Puerto Rico after Hurricane Maria! Thousands died, we should hunt and kill Ryan Zinke"
"Oh my god, the power lines! That's a reference to how the US fucked Puerto Rico after Hurricane Maria! Thousands died, we should hunt and kill Ryan Zinke"
The pub is about to break out into a fight because someone is disrespecting the comedy of Eddie Murphy
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
The pub is about to break out into a fight because someone is disrespecting the comedy of Eddie Murphy
Oh no , Lady Gaga in the halftime show. She's Italian, the natural enemies of the Spanish.
February 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Oh no , Lady Gaga in the halftime show. She's Italian, the natural enemies of the Spanish.
White people in the pub being turned Spanish by that Bad Bunny show.
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
White people in the pub being turned Spanish by that Bad Bunny show.
Woke 2 coming in hot.
I quoted Robert Frost at the pub and a lady sharply told me he was a racist and a misogynist.
I quoted Robert Frost at the pub and a lady sharply told me he was a racist and a misogynist.
February 9, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Woke 2 coming in hot.
I quoted Robert Frost at the pub and a lady sharply told me he was a racist and a misogynist.
I quoted Robert Frost at the pub and a lady sharply told me he was a racist and a misogynist.
Uhhhh, did they forget to tell us the name of that Brad Pitt Netflix movie?
February 9, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Uhhhh, did they forget to tell us the name of that Brad Pitt Netflix movie?
Booo, Chris Pratt? They should have got Courtney Love to rep Seattle
February 8, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Booo, Chris Pratt? They should have got Courtney Love to rep Seattle
Continuing to watch "The Beauty".
I think more and more that Ryan Murphy isn't real, he's a phantasm created by homophobes imagining what homosexuals are like. I have homosexual friends, even at their worst they are nothing like anyone in this show.
I think more and more that Ryan Murphy isn't real, he's a phantasm created by homophobes imagining what homosexuals are like. I have homosexual friends, even at their worst they are nothing like anyone in this show.
February 8, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Continuing to watch "The Beauty".
I think more and more that Ryan Murphy isn't real, he's a phantasm created by homophobes imagining what homosexuals are like. I have homosexual friends, even at their worst they are nothing like anyone in this show.
I think more and more that Ryan Murphy isn't real, he's a phantasm created by homophobes imagining what homosexuals are like. I have homosexual friends, even at their worst they are nothing like anyone in this show.
My goal for this summer is to assemble a full barbershop quartet outfit, pinstriped shirt, straw hat, bow tie, arm garters, and then go nuts in the pit at hardcore shows.
February 8, 2026 at 7:31 AM
My goal for this summer is to assemble a full barbershop quartet outfit, pinstriped shirt, straw hat, bow tie, arm garters, and then go nuts in the pit at hardcore shows.
Babe Haven show was lit, they've been on tour a bunch so this was the first time they've played in the Triangle in months. They played a new song about killing ICE agents which was fun.
The guitarist knows me by sight and once called me their "good luck charm" cause I go to so many of their shows
The guitarist knows me by sight and once called me their "good luck charm" cause I go to so many of their shows
February 8, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Babe Haven show was lit, they've been on tour a bunch so this was the first time they've played in the Triangle in months. They played a new song about killing ICE agents which was fun.
The guitarist knows me by sight and once called me their "good luck charm" cause I go to so many of their shows
The guitarist knows me by sight and once called me their "good luck charm" cause I go to so many of their shows
Former journalist, Al-Nuzzi
February 7, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Former journalist, Al-Nuzzi
Discourse today making me miss the time I lived within walking distance of a Vietnamese grocery. Once while I was there a guy holding a baby was singing "Frere jacques" to them in Vietnamese
February 7, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Discourse today making me miss the time I lived within walking distance of a Vietnamese grocery. Once while I was there a guy holding a baby was singing "Frere jacques" to them in Vietnamese