Speedboat Jones
@speedboatjones.bsky.social
The Internet makes you stupid. I mostly post about video games, TTRPGs, painting miniatures, teaching high school, my wife, and my dogs and cat.
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The actual secret to why I know stuff is that I ask a question any time I don’t understand literally anything. I don’t care how simple it is. Anybody who makes fun of you for asking a simple question likely doesn’t know the answer either
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The actual secret to why I know stuff is that I ask a question any time I don’t understand literally anything. I don’t care how simple it is. Anybody who makes fun of you for asking a simple question likely doesn’t know the answer either
The way I just fall over at the end 😆 #ARCRAIDERS
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The way I just fall over at the end 😆 #ARCRAIDERS
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How come you only hear about last ditch efforts? Shout out to everyone givin' effort on the first few ditches and whatnot.
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
How come you only hear about last ditch efforts? Shout out to everyone givin' effort on the first few ditches and whatnot.
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Ahhh, we love that new update smell... 😩
The changelog for Wake of the Water, Enshrouded's seventh major update, is finally here! Go check it out! 🎉
store.steampowered.com/news/app/120...
The changelog for Wake of the Water, Enshrouded's seventh major update, is finally here! Go check it out! 🎉
store.steampowered.com/news/app/120...
Enshrouded - Enshrouded: Wake of the Water Update - Steam News
You know the drill: if you read this, use the word "wet" in your comment to get a virtual nod of approval from us
store.steampowered.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Ahhh, we love that new update smell... 😩
The changelog for Wake of the Water, Enshrouded's seventh major update, is finally here! Go check it out! 🎉
store.steampowered.com/news/app/120...
The changelog for Wake of the Water, Enshrouded's seventh major update, is finally here! Go check it out! 🎉
store.steampowered.com/news/app/120...
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Nobody loves anything as much as teachers running a PD love little printouts written in comic sans.
October 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Nobody loves anything as much as teachers running a PD love little printouts written in comic sans.
Dear media assholes who lock articles behind a paywall,
I will get around that paywell. Guaranteed.
I will get around that paywell. Guaranteed.
October 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Dear media assholes who lock articles behind a paywall,
I will get around that paywell. Guaranteed.
I will get around that paywell. Guaranteed.
I set my right stick aim acceleration or whatever in Battlefield 6 to the "BF3" setting and it felt like coming home after a long time 😍
October 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I set my right stick aim acceleration or whatever in Battlefield 6 to the "BF3" setting and it felt like coming home after a long time 😍
Also just basic pedagogy and learning theory. Teaching requires a more-knowledgeable individual.
the reason ChatGPT won't replace instructors is, as others have noted, that it can't credential you. everything that it can "replicate" you could already do through self-instruction (and I have! I've taught myself a number of skills i use professionally, but not the ones that are credentials)
October 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Also just basic pedagogy and learning theory. Teaching requires a more-knowledgeable individual.
On Tuesday, I said goodbye to my best little buddy, Minnie. She was the first pet my wife and I got together when moving into our first apartment. Not only was she part of our story, she was part of our family. May her sprit roam the wilds of Arborea, indulging every curiosity. I'll miss you, Minnie
September 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
On Tuesday, I said goodbye to my best little buddy, Minnie. She was the first pet my wife and I got together when moving into our first apartment. Not only was she part of our story, she was part of our family. May her sprit roam the wilds of Arborea, indulging every curiosity. I'll miss you, Minnie
Total War: Warhammer 3 absolutely rips
September 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Total War: Warhammer 3 absolutely rips
Bic needs to chill, seriously.
September 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Bic needs to chill, seriously.
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I have never wanted to tag a total stranger and share an image more than when I saw this and thought of @brianphillips.bsky.social
August 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I have never wanted to tag a total stranger and share an image more than when I saw this and thought of @brianphillips.bsky.social
I can watch this guy eat shit over and over again and never get tired of it.
July 26, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I can watch this guy eat shit over and over again and never get tired of it.
Fucking Walmart delivered my Switch 2 to the wrong house I want to punch someone repeatedly.
June 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Fucking Walmart delivered my Switch 2 to the wrong house I want to punch someone repeatedly.
"Oh my god yes" is garbage show and isn't funny.
June 21, 2025 at 4:46 AM
"Oh my god yes" is garbage show and isn't funny.
FFV Four Job Fiesta update: Fire crystal down, one job to go. Time to go to the library! #FFV #FOURJOBFIESTA
June 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
FFV Four Job Fiesta update: Fire crystal down, one job to go. Time to go to the library! #FFV #FOURJOBFIESTA
Usually r/stupidfood can get kinda racist with their posting but at least this honky fuckwad got taken to task for shit-talking Hawaiian food.
June 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Usually r/stupidfood can get kinda racist with their posting but at least this honky fuckwad got taken to task for shit-talking Hawaiian food.
What video game Hubs have given you the strongest impression?
- Final Fantasy XI: The Grand Duchy of Jeuno
- Final Fantasy XIV Heavensward: Ishgard
- Monster Hunter World: Astera
- Kamurocho: Yakuza series
- Final Fantasy XI: The Grand Duchy of Jeuno
- Final Fantasy XIV Heavensward: Ishgard
- Monster Hunter World: Astera
- Kamurocho: Yakuza series
June 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
What video game Hubs have given you the strongest impression?
- Final Fantasy XI: The Grand Duchy of Jeuno
- Final Fantasy XIV Heavensward: Ishgard
- Monster Hunter World: Astera
- Kamurocho: Yakuza series
- Final Fantasy XI: The Grand Duchy of Jeuno
- Final Fantasy XIV Heavensward: Ishgard
- Monster Hunter World: Astera
- Kamurocho: Yakuza series
I got a motherfucking shiny Kyogre in Pokémon Go
June 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I got a motherfucking shiny Kyogre in Pokémon Go
Our hotel gots FISH
June 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Our hotel gots FISH