Legs are too fucking hard, I guess.

He just like me fr

You know what else grows for the sake of growth? Cancer.

And what if you instead just let people keep their jobs?

Cut to shot of soldier collating papers

You mean Bill Walton's ghost

Wow, they're so cringe they actually pull the "you should hire me instead" card? Oof. Major oof for them.

I'm just sayin'!

Yeah exactly. I also sometimes ask "Did you have me just so I would take care of you when you're old? That's awfully selfish, isn't it?" 😄

Family used to hit me with, "But who will take care of you when you're old?"

My counter is always "Do you think that the old folks in nursing homes DON'T have kids?" At least it shuts them up for a while.

Someone had to say it