Speedboat Jones
@speedboatjones.bsky.social
The Internet makes you stupid. I mostly post about video games, TTRPGs, painting miniatures, teaching high school, my wife, and my dogs and cat.
The way I just fall over at the end 😆 #ARCRAIDERS
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The way I just fall over at the end 😆 #ARCRAIDERS
On Tuesday, I said goodbye to my best little buddy, Minnie. She was the first pet my wife and I got together when moving into our first apartment. Not only was she part of our story, she was part of our family. May her sprit roam the wilds of Arborea, indulging every curiosity. I'll miss you, Minnie
September 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
On Tuesday, I said goodbye to my best little buddy, Minnie. She was the first pet my wife and I got together when moving into our first apartment. Not only was she part of our story, she was part of our family. May her sprit roam the wilds of Arborea, indulging every curiosity. I'll miss you, Minnie
Bic needs to chill, seriously.
September 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Bic needs to chill, seriously.
FFV Four Job Fiesta update: Fire crystal down, one job to go. Time to go to the library! #FFV #FOURJOBFIESTA
June 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
FFV Four Job Fiesta update: Fire crystal down, one job to go. Time to go to the library! #FFV #FOURJOBFIESTA
Usually r/stupidfood can get kinda racist with their posting but at least this honky fuckwad got taken to task for shit-talking Hawaiian food.
June 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Usually r/stupidfood can get kinda racist with their posting but at least this honky fuckwad got taken to task for shit-talking Hawaiian food.
What video game Hubs have given you the strongest impression?
- Final Fantasy XI: The Grand Duchy of Jeuno
- Final Fantasy XIV Heavensward: Ishgard
- Monster Hunter World: Astera
- Kamurocho: Yakuza series
- Final Fantasy XI: The Grand Duchy of Jeuno
- Final Fantasy XIV Heavensward: Ishgard
- Monster Hunter World: Astera
- Kamurocho: Yakuza series
June 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
What video game Hubs have given you the strongest impression?
- Final Fantasy XI: The Grand Duchy of Jeuno
- Final Fantasy XIV Heavensward: Ishgard
- Monster Hunter World: Astera
- Kamurocho: Yakuza series
- Final Fantasy XI: The Grand Duchy of Jeuno
- Final Fantasy XIV Heavensward: Ishgard
- Monster Hunter World: Astera
- Kamurocho: Yakuza series
I got a motherfucking shiny Kyogre in Pokémon Go
June 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I got a motherfucking shiny Kyogre in Pokémon Go
Our hotel gots FISH
June 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Our hotel gots FISH
Another summer of Final Fantasy V Four Job Fiesta! I didn't finish my run last year, and I'm gonna try to hold myself to finishing this year! I'm about to submit...
June 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Another summer of Final Fantasy V Four Job Fiesta! I didn't finish my run last year, and I'm gonna try to hold myself to finishing this year! I'm about to submit...
Always twirling, twirling towards freedom in Assassin's Creed Shadows.
May 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Always twirling, twirling towards freedom in Assassin's Creed Shadows.
Morning after. My poor lil doggie had a broken toenail on his foot. It was bleeding and he was licking at it so much he wore off all the the hair on his toes and made his skin red and raw. Vet got in there with some local anesthesia and a scalpel to fix it up and prevent an ingrown nail. ♡
March 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Morning after. My poor lil doggie had a broken toenail on his foot. It was bleeding and he was licking at it so much he wore off all the the hair on his toes and made his skin red and raw. Vet got in there with some local anesthesia and a scalpel to fix it up and prevent an ingrown nail. ♡
Olivia's felyne is everything to me. Look at the confident smile. The powerful outfit. The eye scars. This cat fucks.
March 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Olivia's felyne is everything to me. Look at the confident smile. The powerful outfit. The eye scars. This cat fucks.
Me whenever some capital G Gamer with an unwashed ass says Avowed is a flop
February 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Me whenever some capital G Gamer with an unwashed ass says Avowed is a flop
Post an image from your phone without any explanation
February 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Post an image from your phone without any explanation
#booksky update time! I picked up The Eyes of the Dragon by Stephen King and had a great time with it. It was included in a recommended reading list in the the back of the 2014 D&D Player's Handbook so I picked it up!
February 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
#booksky update time! I picked up The Eyes of the Dragon by Stephen King and had a great time with it. It was included in a recommended reading list in the the back of the 2014 D&D Player's Handbook so I picked it up!
I have to go to work and leave this behind. Some bullshit, right?
January 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I have to go to work and leave this behind. Some bullshit, right?
It's their couch. I just sometimes sit on it.
January 15, 2025 at 5:16 AM
It's their couch. I just sometimes sit on it.