debbie hairy
@spazzwrongs.bsky.social
esmé • female impersonator
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activating patter recognition...
pattern recognition complete: he is lookin like "kokey", the filipino E.T.
pattern recognition complete: he is lookin like "kokey", the filipino E.T.
April 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
activating patter recognition...
pattern recognition complete: he is lookin like "kokey", the filipino E.T.
pattern recognition complete: he is lookin like "kokey", the filipino E.T.
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in my mind palace, imagining "Mr. Burzum", which is exactly like Adam Corolla's animated sitcom Mr Birchum except Adam Corolla has been replaced by Norwegian black metal pioneer/convicted murderer, arsonist, and neo-nazi Varg Vikernes, but otherwise no different nor less tedious or unfunny
November 24, 2024 at 7:49 AM
in my mind palace, imagining "Mr. Burzum", which is exactly like Adam Corolla's animated sitcom Mr Birchum except Adam Corolla has been replaced by Norwegian black metal pioneer/convicted murderer, arsonist, and neo-nazi Varg Vikernes, but otherwise no different nor less tedious or unfunny
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The Rolling Stones lips but it's a butthole. Do they still sue people? I have an idea.
May 7, 2024 at 3:57 PM
The Rolling Stones lips but it's a butthole. Do they still sue people? I have an idea.
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finding renewed appreciation for the dixie chicks denouncing the invasion of iraq in 2003.
October 11, 2023 at 8:54 PM
finding renewed appreciation for the dixie chicks denouncing the invasion of iraq in 2003.
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What the fuck
October 11, 2023 at 4:06 PM
What the fuck
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François Octave Tassaert, The Cursed Woman, 1859
October 9, 2023 at 9:59 PM
François Octave Tassaert, The Cursed Woman, 1859
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boys and girls | patreon.com/lubchansky
October 9, 2023 at 2:03 PM
boys and girls | patreon.com/lubchansky
the first time i watched grease it was when my aunt put it on during a road trip when i was probably 10. inexplicably she put on my girl directly before it. i couldnt enjoy or understand grease for maybe ten years because i just kept thinking of how macaulay culkin cant see without his glasses
i can't believe my parents let me nonstop mainline the vhs of grease (1978) my entire childhood as if it's not the horniest movie of all time
October 5, 2023 at 1:35 PM
the first time i watched grease it was when my aunt put it on during a road trip when i was probably 10. inexplicably she put on my girl directly before it. i couldnt enjoy or understand grease for maybe ten years because i just kept thinking of how macaulay culkin cant see without his glasses
didnt know about the alert.
was listening to music on my speaker tho so it was the loudest thing ive ever heard
was listening to music on my speaker tho so it was the loudest thing ive ever heard
October 4, 2023 at 6:28 PM
didnt know about the alert.
was listening to music on my speaker tho so it was the loudest thing ive ever heard
was listening to music on my speaker tho so it was the loudest thing ive ever heard
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next big thing to hit the web: u2 apologism
September 29, 2023 at 11:50 PM
next big thing to hit the web: u2 apologism
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Has science gone too far?
September 30, 2023 at 12:25 AM
Has science gone too far?
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Please clap for him.
September 28, 2023 at 11:47 AM
Please clap for him.
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maybe this is just me being a drama queen but i truly believe that every part of life becomes appreciably worse when you don’t like your outfit
September 25, 2023 at 10:28 PM
maybe this is just me being a drama queen but i truly believe that every part of life becomes appreciably worse when you don’t like your outfit
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one time I missed the last exit before alligator alley and drove on fumes for about an hour and half through the swamp in the pitch black midnight until i reached a gas station in immokalee
September 25, 2023 at 12:31 AM
one time I missed the last exit before alligator alley and drove on fumes for about an hour and half through the swamp in the pitch black midnight until i reached a gas station in immokalee
reskeet with yr favorite selfie
September 25, 2023 at 12:22 AM
reskeet with yr favorite selfie
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hello my name is jrr tolkien and i wrote a whole book series about what it would be like if some funny little guys who just like to hang out and eat and have friends were drafted into a nightmarish conflict vastly beyond their understanding and were forever changed by it also wwi was normal for me
September 24, 2023 at 9:36 PM
hello my name is jrr tolkien and i wrote a whole book series about what it would be like if some funny little guys who just like to hang out and eat and have friends were drafted into a nightmarish conflict vastly beyond their understanding and were forever changed by it also wwi was normal for me
you will always be a loser (x10)
September 24, 2023 at 6:11 PM
you will always be a loser (x10)