Doodle Bear
sparklefartz.bsky.social
Doodle Bear
@sparklefartz.bsky.social
I was over there ... Now I'm over here
I'm so ready for this to be my second team to support
September 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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It is up to ordinary citizens in the West to do all we can to stop one of history’s great crimes.

Italian workers have shown all of us how it can be done.
September 23, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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This is starting to feel fyre festival-y
June 11, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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This is crypto rugby
This is starting to feel fyre festival-y
June 11, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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Just the lads coming to shake up rugby
June 11, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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June 9, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Can we make Prime Minister an AI position, it already does not require any sort of spine
NEW: PM Starmer announces "a partnership with eleven major companies, to train 7.5 million workers in AI by 2030". ~AA
June 9, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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Tom Cruise looked basically the same for nearly forty years and now all of a sudden he looks like a mid-ranked 1980s snooker player called something like Steve "The Suave" Beechman.
March 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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"Can you pay my bills?
Can you pay my telephone bills?
Do you pay my automo' bills?
If you did then maybe we could chill
I don't think you do
So, you and me are through!"
March 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Dunno who did this but it’s rather apt!
January 22, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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to the guy who siad "fuck Dabbing" in the group chat at 2am and got no reacts—im sorry. we all thought that was very good but we were asleep
January 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Connacht’s media manager the next time Mack Hansen tries to do the post match press conference
December 22, 2024 at 12:29 PM
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A huge barred owl flew down a Virginia family’s chimney, knocked over the star on top of their Christmas tree, and perched himself on top www.wusa9.com/article/life...
December 21, 2024 at 9:14 PM
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*SpongeBob narrator voice*

Seven hours later
December 10, 2024 at 6:26 PM
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Can’t stop thinking about the copy on this advert, a real “yeah just put it down and we’ll come up with something better later” but it’s been published
December 10, 2024 at 10:35 PM
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On last night’s @bloodandmud.bsky.social pod we struggled to explain *why* Leinster are so impossible to like from a neutral perspective, so it’s nice of Leo Cullen to come out today and lay it all out so comprehensively for us.
Crikey, I realise that Leinster rugby was so down to earth.

Moreover, perhaps the WRU should look into appointing Josh Van Der Flier's dad, Marnus, to replace Gatland. Does anyone know if he speaks English? CV
December 10, 2024 at 8:45 AM
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Reform is a party by and for men born in 1967 who believe they were personally gassed at the Somme.
December 9, 2024 at 12:23 PM
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December 9, 2024 at 6:38 PM
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OK, murder is bad - but also damn is putting the intentionally lethal company strategy the murdered CEO presided over on the bullet cases, and then stashing a bag full of Monopoly money to be found by the police hunting to restore safety to rich people... its genuinely top-tier performance art?
December 9, 2024 at 9:22 AM
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Red squirrel heard you were decking the halls and is here to help

#mammals 🌿
December 1, 2024 at 10:29 PM
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November 27, 2024 at 4:29 PM
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I bet there's a good story behind that gaffer tape.
November 26, 2024 at 11:48 AM
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Do NOT put your cock in there. His daughter takes 10% off the top and keeps it.
What..you mean you've never tried out the Captain Tom glory hole?
November 24, 2024 at 9:30 PM