~Star~
@spaceyfknstar.bsky.social
26. Traumatized but funny. Engaged.
Post-shower crying and processing trauma lol
February 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Post-shower crying and processing trauma lol
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Solved that naming problem.
Night night.
Thank me in the morning.
Night night.
Thank me in the morning.
February 3, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Solved that naming problem.
Night night.
Thank me in the morning.
Night night.
Thank me in the morning.
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My sister said she was glad she was craving chips right now because “The Chip Christmas” is coming up
She meant the Super Bowl. She’s not wrong.
She meant the Super Bowl. She’s not wrong.
February 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
My sister said she was glad she was craving chips right now because “The Chip Christmas” is coming up
She meant the Super Bowl. She’s not wrong.
She meant the Super Bowl. She’s not wrong.
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Reminder: They're trying to demoralize you, and they're doing a great job of it. Part of resisting is making time for joy despite the attempts to make you feel this is not the time for it. Love your people. Dig the art that speaks to you. Go to the places where life flows into you. You deserve joy.
February 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Reminder: They're trying to demoralize you, and they're doing a great job of it. Part of resisting is making time for joy despite the attempts to make you feel this is not the time for it. Love your people. Dig the art that speaks to you. Go to the places where life flows into you. You deserve joy.
I wish Valentine's Day would hurry up and get here so I could play Hello Kitty Island Adventure 😭😭
January 31, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I wish Valentine's Day would hurry up and get here so I could play Hello Kitty Island Adventure 😭😭
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It's ok to use chatbots for everyday monotony like writing your wedding vows because this frees you up to use your creative energy for what truly matters: making powerpoints for work meetings
January 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
It's ok to use chatbots for everyday monotony like writing your wedding vows because this frees you up to use your creative energy for what truly matters: making powerpoints for work meetings
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Report: Everything Slightly Worse Than Yesterday
theonion.com/report-...
theonion.com/report-...
January 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Report: Everything Slightly Worse Than Yesterday
theonion.com/report-...
theonion.com/report-...
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I apologise to everyone who follows this account for investment advice and who lost money due to my recent post “invest all your money in hamburgers”. It turns out I was just hungry
January 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I apologise to everyone who follows this account for investment advice and who lost money due to my recent post “invest all your money in hamburgers”. It turns out I was just hungry
Ah, the fun of not having health insurance or free health care. Out here just living the American Dream🙄🙄
January 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Ah, the fun of not having health insurance or free health care. Out here just living the American Dream🙄🙄
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I reply “hell yeah” to a lot of mushroom photos because when I see a picture of a mushroom a little voice in my head goes “hell yeah” and then I type that and hit send
January 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I reply “hell yeah” to a lot of mushroom photos because when I see a picture of a mushroom a little voice in my head goes “hell yeah” and then I type that and hit send
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January 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Here are some nice mushrooms
January 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
LANGLEY, VA—A report released Tuesday by the CIA’s Office of the Inspector General revealed that the CIA has mistakenly obscured hundreds of thousands of pages of critical intelligence information wit...
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January 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
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Here are some nice mushrooms
January 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
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Sometimes when Katherine is ignoring me I dribble a little marinara on her until she’s annoyed enough to take action.
Goaded with the sauce.
Goaded with the sauce.
January 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Sometimes when Katherine is ignoring me I dribble a little marinara on her until she’s annoyed enough to take action.
Goaded with the sauce.
Goaded with the sauce.
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January 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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I just discovered a handy feature on something that I’ve owned for a while which was probably clearly explained in the instructions I didn’t read.
I will learn nothing from this.
I will learn nothing from this.
January 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I just discovered a handy feature on something that I’ve owned for a while which was probably clearly explained in the instructions I didn’t read.
I will learn nothing from this.
I will learn nothing from this.
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as an urbanist, of course I'm against filling the roads with private taxis for your burritos
we should be transporting burritos via light rail!
we should be transporting burritos via light rail!
January 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
as an urbanist, of course I'm against filling the roads with private taxis for your burritos
we should be transporting burritos via light rail!
we should be transporting burritos via light rail!
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Attempting to instill manners in the 4yo: “What’s the magic word?”
“You say ‘please’ is the magic word but it’s not. It’s ‘abracadabra’. Everybody knows that.”
“You say ‘please’ is the magic word but it’s not. It’s ‘abracadabra’. Everybody knows that.”
January 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Attempting to instill manners in the 4yo: “What’s the magic word?”
“You say ‘please’ is the magic word but it’s not. It’s ‘abracadabra’. Everybody knows that.”
“You say ‘please’ is the magic word but it’s not. It’s ‘abracadabra’. Everybody knows that.”
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Every other social media app is owned by evil little freaks so this has to be the Big Tent website that welcomes everyone else. People who don't understand jokes. People who know it's a joke but still think it's Harmful. "To be fair," guys. Put up a statue of liberty here but it's on the computer
January 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Every other social media app is owned by evil little freaks so this has to be the Big Tent website that welcomes everyone else. People who don't understand jokes. People who know it's a joke but still think it's Harmful. "To be fair," guys. Put up a statue of liberty here but it's on the computer
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Nobody says excqueeze me anymore
January 23, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Nobody says excqueeze me anymore