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soyhunteroso.bsky.social
@soyhunteroso.bsky.social
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
I have solidarity with all Trans people. If Pol Pot had taken hormones, I would be forced to stan my imperfect sister
December 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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pokemongems.bsky.social
cat sleeping on a giant snorlax plush
Photo of a cat sleeping on a giant snorlax plush sitting on a hardwood floor
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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willquinnart.bsky.social
Daily bunny no.3111 baking another batch
A bunny puts a batch of cookies in the oven, one of many batches. The cookies, despite resembling gingerbread cookies, are cut in halloween shapes like ghosts and pumpkins. There is a plate of already-baked cookies on the counter, and two black cats peer at them eagerly.
October 18, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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theonion.com
Southwest Airlines Rolls Out New 'Loyalty Goes Both Ways' Campaign
September 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A Drag Queen points to audience members and says "ooo look, a girl brought her straight boyfriend to a drag show." The queen roasts "honey, are you being affected by the tariffs?" Because there's no TRADE here." All the cis women in the audience laugh uproariously at his expense. He puts on a brave smile, but a single tear drops from his eye. He thinks "don't let them see you cry, Kevin."
September 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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stupidtwink.bsky.social
an emperor of china says: I'M GONNA CONSULT MY COUNCIL OF EUNUCHS ABOUT THIS he steps into a room of cats, one of which is licking its butthole he asks: WHICH ONE OF YOU KNOWS ABOUT CANAL INFRASTRUCTURE END
September 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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theonion.com
From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
September 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
August 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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stupidtwink.bsky.social
my friend busts through my door shouting “IT'S TRASH BOYS TUESDAY FUCKER!!” he continues “Grab your gun and tuck your penis, it's gonna be a wild ni-“ hes cut off by me saying “I can't do a Trash Boys Tuesday. I have work.” hes stricken with grief “But... But it's trash boys tuesday...”
August 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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poqu.bsky.social
floating~
Illustration of piplup and torchic in a floaty together. They are floating in the water through some old stone formations. The stones behind them are stacked and carved like a slowbro and its tail. There are also some taillows and cutieflies around the area
August 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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mariobrothblog.bsky.social
In Super Mario Bros. Wonder, some enemies enter "sulk mode" when they are surrounded by blocks and cannot move, whereby they will sit down and look upset with their situation. Some enemies can sulk but never do so during regular gameplay. Below are all enemies capable of sulking.
Source: Getlucky (@Getlucky12341; @Getlucky12 on YouTube), youtube.com/watch?v=rrrPJBv8HTU
August 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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grouchymarkx.bsky.social
August 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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thegreatworlder.pmd.social
ITS MY BIRTHDAY

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
August 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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theonion.com
Novelty Nachos Helmet Works Way Into Regular Dishes Rotation
Novelty Nachos Helmet Works Way Into Regular Dishes Rotation
August 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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theonion.com
Jack Harper And Patrick Clarke The engaged couple recently denounced the heteronormative institution of marriage after learning the average cost of a wedding is $33,000.
August 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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willquinnart.bsky.social
Daily bunny no.3046 is being deputized
In a desert in the old west, a cowboy bunny places a cowboy hat on the head of a younger child bunny, who has a toy cap-gun. The little bunny looks proud. For some reason, a nearby cactus plant has also been deputized, given both a hat and a holster.
August 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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mkkraemer.bsky.social
I don’t know who needs this today, but here you go..
Image of an eye on a starry night sky with text that says “Embrace imposter syndrome. Revel in the fact you have fooled everyone. You are a Trickster Goddess.
August 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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sickoscommittee.org
Bowling Green has got a locker room cat named Pudge.
Persian cat named Pudge
August 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Alex sees another trans woman says thinks "egad! another trans woman in the wild!" She gets into a contorted possession and puts her fingers to her forehead like she is doing Piccolo's special beam cannon. She think "I shall psychically communicate solidarity with her." The other trans woman notices Alex from across the street. She thinks to herself "hey, it's that bitch from the internet I hate."
August 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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theonion.com
Danish Zoo Asks For Donated Pets To Feed To Carnivores
http://theonion.com/...
“Sorry. I just donated my last horse to the Salvation Army.” Tanya Bingham, Ring Solderer
August 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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nancycomics.bsky.social
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
August 6,1946
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1 - NANCY VISITS SLUGGO AT HIS NEW JOB NANCY:I JUST DROPPED IN FOR A LITTLE VISIT SLUGGO:: ALWAYS GLAD TO SEE YOU NANCY P2- SLUGGO’S BOSS: SLUGGO! GET TO WORK- - YOU CAN CONTINUE YOUR ROMANCE LATER P3- NANCY STARTS TO LEAVE SLUGGO: DON’T GO NANCY P4-SLUGGO’S LOOKS IN AND SEES SLUGGO WORKING AT HIS DESK AND NANCY IS SITTING IN A FILING CABINET DRAWER LABEL ON FILING CABINET- UNFINISHED BUSINESS
August 6, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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theonion.com
Tips For Watching A Meteor Shower theonion.com/tips-fo...
Tips For Watching A Meteor Shower Make sure to do all your blinking the night before.
August 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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mariobrothblog.bsky.social
In Super Mario Bros., the first vertical lift platform in World 6-3 does not have a fixed range like it may seem at first. Instead, it slowly keeps increasing its range, so that keeping Mario on the platform will eventually result in his death.
August 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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garrot.bsky.social
August 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
listen bro this is so embarrassing

i've uh

i've imprinted on you

yeah

yeah like a baby duck

no

NO LISTEN

LISTEN,, INTELLECTUALLY --

Can I talk? Can I just talk for like A MINUTE, i swear, and then you can say your piece

okay so

INTELLECTUALLY i know you are not my mom

but
July 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM