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architecture nerd | ametueur sports broadcaster | mediocre pokémon tcg player| they/them
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
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succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
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Woke 2 is gonna hit like Earl Thomas
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Woke 2 is gonna hit like Earl Thomas
You can track my mental state by how much HEALTH I've listened to in the last month
October 28, 2025 at 12:57 PM
You can track my mental state by how much HEALTH I've listened to in the last month
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"wauuugh that person is so annoying" so block them. Do it immediately. Diplomatically problematic to block them? Mute them. Bluesky is great for that. Boom, now you don't read their posts. Wow!
October 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
"wauuugh that person is so annoying" so block them. Do it immediately. Diplomatically problematic to block them? Mute them. Bluesky is great for that. Boom, now you don't read their posts. Wow!
Wow did I pick a night to start watching the Mariners again
October 11, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Wow did I pick a night to start watching the Mariners again
Won 7 out of 8 game ones
Ended the day 2-4-2
Dragapult was a mistake
Ended the day 2-4-2
Dragapult was a mistake
September 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Won 7 out of 8 game ones
Ended the day 2-4-2
Dragapult was a mistake
Ended the day 2-4-2
Dragapult was a mistake
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Mamdani found a way to get people to Pokemon Go to the polls.
The crowd at Stop One of the Mamdani scavenger hunt!
August 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Mamdani found a way to get people to Pokemon Go to the polls.
New Pendulum album on repeat is a great way to get through a Friday
Pendulum & AWOLNATION - Guiding Lights (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by pendulumlive
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August 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
New Pendulum album on repeat is a great way to get through a Friday
After crashing out of a cup over the weekend, rebouding by winning locals feels pretty good
August 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
After crashing out of a cup over the weekend, rebouding by winning locals feels pretty good
Phew, paying for the hotel and flights first *didn't* blow up in my face
July 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Phew, paying for the hotel and flights first *didn't* blow up in my face
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www.gofundme.com/f/honoring-j... JustinBasil, aka Jason, a huge Pokémon TCG community member, has passed away. You can donate to help with funeral and related expenses.
Donate to Honoring Jason Kingsford & Caring for His Cats, organized by Virginia Garza
Jason Kingsford was a devoted brother, a passionate high school English … Virginia Garza needs your support for Honoring Jason Kingsford & Caring for His Cats
www.gofundme.com
July 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
www.gofundme.com/f/honoring-j... JustinBasil, aka Jason, a huge Pokémon TCG community member, has passed away. You can donate to help with funeral and related expenses.
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I can't be the only person who sees USMNT and sings U. S. MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
June 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I can't be the only person who sees USMNT and sings U. S. MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
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THERAPIST: you seem to interpret real life as if you're streaming, and can only process emotions through a discussion with some sort of non-existent group viewing your every action
ME: Chat am I cooked
ME: Chat am I cooked
June 19, 2025 at 3:15 PM
THERAPIST: you seem to interpret real life as if you're streaming, and can only process emotions through a discussion with some sort of non-existent group viewing your every action
ME: Chat am I cooked
ME: Chat am I cooked
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they call me spacex on the court because i blow up before the game even starts
June 19, 2025 at 10:50 AM
they call me spacex on the court because i blow up before the game even starts
What did pokemon mean by this
June 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
What did pokemon mean by this
4-4-1 at NAIC with Marnie's Grimmsnarl/Froslass
Felt pretty good about most of the matchups, but wow Joltik Box and Eevee Box are just buzzsaws
Felt pretty good about most of the matchups, but wow Joltik Box and Eevee Box are just buzzsaws
June 14, 2025 at 12:47 PM
4-4-1 at NAIC with Marnie's Grimmsnarl/Froslass
Felt pretty good about most of the matchups, but wow Joltik Box and Eevee Box are just buzzsaws
Felt pretty good about most of the matchups, but wow Joltik Box and Eevee Box are just buzzsaws
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The suit includes the legal definition of Shrek
June 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The suit includes the legal definition of Shrek
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it was actually a very clarifying moment, whenever it happened to occur to me, that some people's incandescent rage at me for takes they didn't like was because they thought I was a real world nefarious actor, whereas I merely thought they were annoying
June 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
it was actually a very clarifying moment, whenever it happened to occur to me, that some people's incandescent rage at me for takes they didn't like was because they thought I was a real world nefarious actor, whereas I merely thought they were annoying
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Groimes hes not loik ass
June 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Groimes hes not loik ass
It's a long read, but a very good "Theory of Everything" for our modern AI-obsessed dystopia
Newsletter: We are in the era of the Business Idiot, where middle management has seized power, breeding out true meritocracy and value-creation in favor of symbolic growth and superficial intelligence. This piece ties together everything I've ever written.
www.wheresyoured.at/the-era-of-t...
www.wheresyoured.at/the-era-of-t...
The Era Of The Business Idiot
Fair warning: this is the longest thing I've written on this newsletter. I do apologize.
Soundtrack: EL-P - $4 Vic
Listen to my podcast Better Offline. We have merch.
Last week, Bloomberg profiled ...
www.wheresyoured.at
May 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
It's a long read, but a very good "Theory of Everything" for our modern AI-obsessed dystopia
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you're going to have to get used ot it. What exactly? I don't know. But you're gonna wanna start getting used to it buddy
May 21, 2025 at 4:11 AM
you're going to have to get used ot it. What exactly? I don't know. But you're gonna wanna start getting used to it buddy
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You’re some asshole on the Internet, I don’t have to do a goddamn thing.
Liberals who can't define a "Women" shouldn't throw the first stone.
Sorry, if you can be transgender then you have to accept that I am Trans-Racial first.
Sorry, if you can be transgender then you have to accept that I am Trans-Racial first.
May 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
You’re some asshole on the Internet, I don’t have to do a goddamn thing.