Sam Orme 🍊
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All things have been done in the wisdom of him who knoweth all things.
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Shepherds, why this Jubilee?
December 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Shepherds, why this Jubilee?
twelve years i’ve been at this job, and i’m still finding brave new ways to misspell “thank you”
today’s entry: “tjamlk upi/“
today’s entry: “tjamlk upi/“
December 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
twelve years i’ve been at this job, and i’m still finding brave new ways to misspell “thank you”
today’s entry: “tjamlk upi/“
today’s entry: “tjamlk upi/“
i was there, and you can replace “forced” with “delighted”
My kids always have more cash than I do, so this morning when Marty was going through his wallet for book fair money I asked if I could borrow $20. He said sure and handed it over, but then asked "What are you going to spend it on?" and I was forced to admit that I needed it to buy lottery tickets.
December 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
i was there, and you can replace “forced” with “delighted”
i'll take it one step further: all conferences will be called the big ten
When I'm the king of college football. No conferences will be allowed to be more than 10 teams. You can change the membership with promotion and relegation, but no more than 10 teams.
December 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
i'll take it one step further: all conferences will be called the big ten
introduced my nephew to auburn football tonight. he kept asking after each ridiculous play if that was the chaos moment. haha, there's so much more stupid waiting for you, my friend
November 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
introduced my nephew to auburn football tonight. he kept asking after each ridiculous play if that was the chaos moment. haha, there's so much more stupid waiting for you, my friend
completely agree with how much this hurts gmail's usability, but on the other hand, it's convinced me to finally unsubscribe from all these emails i've just been deleting
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
completely agree with how much this hurts gmail's usability, but on the other hand, it's convinced me to finally unsubscribe from all these emails i've just been deleting
i had never seen this before and i didn't anticipate the ending, and now here i am weeping over lunch
be good to each other, friends
be good to each other, friends
Going to end on one of the most beautiful commercials ever made with the reminder and a call to remember the small things. They make a big difference to others.
Love all, help all.
Go Jackets.
Love all, help all.
Go Jackets.
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
i had never seen this before and i didn't anticipate the ending, and now here i am weeping over lunch
be good to each other, friends
be good to each other, friends
not thrilled about being referred to as "human capital" in this meeting
November 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
not thrilled about being referred to as "human capital" in this meeting
today is new device day at work, aka what do you mean the cable isn’t included you’ve completely broken my workflow day
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
today is new device day at work, aka what do you mean the cable isn’t included you’ve completely broken my workflow day
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Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
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There are more of us than there are of them.
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
There are more of us than there are of them.
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It’s been so long since the Blue Jays won the World Series that the last time it happened the President was born in 1946 and had ties to Jeffrey Epstein.
October 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
It’s been so long since the Blue Jays won the World Series that the last time it happened the President was born in 1946 and had ties to Jeffrey Epstein.
this is a terrific way to show that the typical voter makes completely baffling decisions that don’t seem to have anything to do with their beliefs
Take this quiz to die instantly www.americansurveycenter.org/quiz/
Beyond the Ballot Quiz - The Survey Center on American Life
www.americansurveycenter.org
October 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
this is a terrific way to show that the typical voter makes completely baffling decisions that don’t seem to have anything to do with their beliefs
so close to getting it
September 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
so close to getting it
good time to be a school starting with o, let's see if we can get old dominion and ohio ranked too
September 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
good time to be a school starting with o, let's see if we can get old dominion and ohio ranked too
wheeeeeeeeeeew go ducks
September 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
wheeeeeeeeeeew go ducks
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Someone was trying to take a portrait of their two fave Chickens, and this happened.
September 20, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Someone was trying to take a portrait of their two fave Chickens, and this happened.
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Japan has a wrestling camp for kids where at the end they have a show match in front of their parents to show off what they learned.
Thought you'd enjoy this.
Thought you'd enjoy this.
September 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Japan has a wrestling camp for kids where at the end they have a show match in front of their parents to show off what they learned.
Thought you'd enjoy this.
Thought you'd enjoy this.
feeling powerless to do anything about… all of this? here’s something tangible you can do. help give these people a home
St John Center is on a mission to help our Louisville neighbors leave homelessness for good via our Day Shelter & Social Services Center, Street Outreach, and Permanent Supportive Housing programs. This is the our biggest (and my only) online fundraising day of the year. You can be a part of it here
Support Dawn’s SJC Fundraiser on Give for Good Louisville
Helping our homeless neighbors in Louisville move home for good.
mtyc.co
September 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
feeling powerless to do anything about… all of this? here’s something tangible you can do. help give these people a home
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am I gonna shit my pants later? Friends, that’s a—
September 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
am I gonna shit my pants later? Friends, that’s a—
maximally iowa drive: 15 plays, 13 rushes, 3 points, no notes
September 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
maximally iowa drive: 15 plays, 13 rushes, 3 points, no notes